😒 be for real Saying you were pissed about her winning because you've seen that talent before, when you did a fucking cheer routine.

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did Barry fake his death and move to Cuba to do research?

assuming England just scored?

Ooo they brought back the thickums with the tash as a dancer🫦

Crystal talking about global warming next to A'keria wearing a baseball cap about global warming, which has to be covered up for tv🤯

Came into the office for a big monthly team meeting... It's been cancelled as everyone's too busy😵‍💫😮‍💨 On the plus side, we have aircon and working showers (unlike my house currently😒)

It's a bit chilly😒

Beautiful yes But also can we have a just a smol bit of cloud please 🥺😭

The very distinct sound of metal hitting ceramic

I spoke to soon it stopped again 😭

Oh my god it's raining I might just stay outside for like 5 minutes

I need someone skilled to do a mashup/battle between Lestat and Peaches 😅 Who's right who's wrong‽ Can you fuck away the pain/loneliness? 🤔

devastated HoleNextDoor has moved on

watching classic Poirot when "William Hanson" popped up

Okay so ep2 is def more in tune with the first 2 seasons so maybe all the whiney bitches who didn't enjoy ep2 can relax? #TVL But I stand by ep2 being a drug fuelled bender to get us going.

Well🫤 okay #ScaryMovie really was crap wasn't it 🥲

I do love an orange slice

This filming of the skits felt weird, seeing so much of the behind the scenes and not having one of the judges help direct. Not bad, just odd #DragRace

Watching an episode of Poirot He went in disguise... I tell you all he had to do was change his walk and comb down the tash and suddenly he was just David Suchet not Hercule😱

Boo hiss on smashing the quiz this week But also anyone musically minded the lovely Sue is doing a thing this Friday in Holborn, London

🥵I've had 4 fans running all day and I'm still sticky 😭 I even turned on the bathroom extractor fan hoping to suck some of the warmth up into the loft. I currently have an icepack under my clunge which is doing wonders

Do I order a takeaway delivery? Walk to local order in person? Neither, save my wallet and waistline

Am actually looking forward to #StopThatTrain! But I'm pretty sure it isn't coming to cinemas in the UK😒

When asked what he would do differently from Starmer, Burnham leaned into the microphone and replied: “Nowt, but I’ll sound like I mean it.” www.normalisland.co.uk/p/andy-burnh...

please these are rookie number! Ive had more anon masked guys inside me over a weekend than this

The questions felt very USA centric, I went neutral on several as I dont feel informed enough to make a decision either way. But sure go on then, I guess I need to work on myself cos CENTRE-LEFT!😮😭🤮 findmypolitics.com?e=-78&so=-81...

Trying #Plainclothes finally

I'm too much of an old man luddite to understand what the fuck Instants are🤷‍♂️

Went to see Mortal Kombat II and again as with the first film I keep getting taking out of the movie when he comes on screen🥹👉👈😍🫠🤤 Like yes the whole cast is gorgeous, but jebus fucking christ he is so pretty😭it hurts His little smirk with that cut on his face 🤯💀 Bi-Han aka Sub-Zero - Joe Taslim

So the history of sound is just brokeback but with singing instead of farming🤷‍♂️

Was wondering what the noises and then I tweaked that they must be calling out the results checked my computer and they are, I do believe the greens are winning in Lewisham right now

Awww La Toya 🥹

ooo and now I has a Green Mayor

BREAKING: First Ever Green Mayor Win 🎉 Zoë Garbett has been elected Mayor of Hackney – huge congratulations!

Sorry but how it is days later and this is the first time I've seen this look from the met gala?

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Whilst the weather is screaming go out, maybe have a nice bike ride The smells and sounds coming from my body imply it should be a day inside near a bathroom😬😮‍💨

Drag Race withdrawal is clearly leaving me craving some bitchy queens in garish frocks so I'm watching Conclave for the first time

So are the only targets Americans are good at hitting kids and allies?

No YOUR brain doesn't work. I logically had to spend 20mins dusting, finding batteries for an old torch, reorganising all the wires at the back of my TV.... so I could find and play the dvd of The Gathering (the Babylon 5 pilot) because otherwise I how can I watch the rest of the series on Amazon

Went into the office Forgot about the strike😮‍💨 so no one else was in Also forgot my lunch so I was forced to take myself for a very expense Thai 🥲

One of the neighbours children is having a birthday party The screams of children frolicking outside is blasting through the windows 😮‍💨

Come on Owen It's 10am, youve been awake for 3hrs. It's gorgeous outside, you have no plans... Maybe go do something sportsy to try and make yourself feel less "fat"

Well that was an upbeat series finale #ThePitt 😬

😮‍💨she's always been a bit questionable but gurl🤦‍♂️ share.google/tKgm9zwOCJbv...

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Had an awesome night on Friday with Dicky, had a good catch up before seeing @thepeacheschrist and @theminkstole for #IdolWorship if you have the chance go see it. The night was kicked off by @baby.lame who Dicky had to fist on stage for the script