shit date

the horse's name is Fuck

Colordle 1395: I got the color in 107! colordle.ryantanen.com

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why honk shoe and not honk socks or like honk pajamas I ain't sleeping with shoes on they can't make me

I depend on 2 things in this world: @googleballs.com and @quibi.bsky.social and if one of these two things is thrown out of balance I will collapse and never be seen by another human being again

iran government falling tonight

@quibi.bsky.social how many fingers am i holding up?

my thingy is happy

don't talk to me until I've had my cochlear implant

get in

goober or bing bing for tonight? i feel like acting a little silly 😝

I will not shower this year mark my words

chatgpt my son just crapped himself on the witness stand what do I do

new chuzzle high score #chuzzleisreal

chuzzle had the first sentient AI in video games

guys i just beat my chuzzle high score (this is my first game)

we got chuzzle 3 before gta6...

I hate it when my purple goop creature embarrasses me in front of the huz

chuzzle stole damn daniel... let thjat sinkn in,.,,..

she hump on my back till I whale

ive peaked

video idea: how many full rolls of toilet paper can I flush down the drain before we have a company-wide meeting concerning toilet paper usage? i think 1 per day is the way to go but I'm open to suggestions. 1 per week is the slow drip but the payoff will be higher. risk, reward.

list of things I do not give:

Bluetooth meat device

how do i use it

oink! (police officer costume)

guys can we "hall of Fame" this one? I think I've hit it big

man: Mr. Acula your dog is looking quite pale. Wampire: that's DOCTOR Acula to you! those who are privy: 💀

just found this in the toilet

finally

Jeff bezos will meet my blade for this

praise be to quibi

your shoe's untied

drank nothing but water for 48 hours and my piss is STILL blue man wth

people only use their left hands to walk in minecraft and jerk it. feel like there's more we could do. any ideas?

i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you

homeless man named Porkchop made me buy his cigarettes and it cost me $10 and then he told me white pussy is better and then I went home and cried

aldi's toilet direct line to fire hydrant

Why can I not sign into my Quibi

just tried again and it's STILL out in my region. did they give the server room the "comically large magnet" treatment? @quibi.bsky.social please fix!

fuck my Geocel life

anyone else having trouble signing into their quibi rn?

2022

which one do i rub on my bod

I have some feeling about industrial society and it's future

@iconiccas.bsky.social why haven't you liked my previous post? are we in good standing?

infant no cash flow was in peeny wenus and the ferbocious one travel to universes unknown