Me, 4 whiskeys and 3 beers deep watching Special Forces Worlds Toughest Test: yeah I could do this

This is majestic

The over/under for Vanderbilt vs Tennessee is 73.5. the over/under for Minnesota vs Wisconsin is 23.5.

Oh God they're gonna push for Texas to be in the playoff aren't they

Suck it, Nebraska

Jesus invites prostitutes to dinner and he's admired. I do it and I ruin thanksgiving. I hate this double standard.

I'm so incredibly full but the family started mixing cocktails so I could prob make room

Winners go home and **** the prom queen, charlie brown

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This is the best ISU logo and I don't care if you disgaree

Hawaii time is tough. Its 8 o'clock so I should be drinking but it's midnight central time and I should be in bed

I swear to sweet baby Jesus if I get sick before my vacation...

I am regretting having whiskey last night

Great now I'm about to take off on a plane really hungry

Had this combo with a few people this year. Baseball is the one sport where you really see who wants to win.

This game is not what I need right now

Watching Iowa State Football: Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath

Lord these Steelers unis are awful

We're at a soccer game now but April may be at a neighbors house

The Oregon Duck is naked

I'm just experimenting with different old fashioned concoctions now and it's actually wildly fun

Ohtani as a brewers fan I beg you to stop

Tell me some Podcasts to listen to. Travel starts up again next week and I need something for the car rentals

The big dumper strikes again

Brew crew

New Glarus strawberry rhubarb is a perfect beer. Fight me

Traveling when sick is absolutely awful

Dinosaur BBQ in Syracuse. Let's go.

I just went to a speakeasy and it was actually cool as hell

Your (tied) first place Milwaukee Brewers

What I wouldn't give to be hurt by a six leg NFL parlay

If you were the guy I sat next to from Chicago to DSM last night on United I hope you stub your toe multiple times today. Jerk.

Air travel sucks right now

LFG Brewers

It's exactly who some people are

East coast sucks

I'm entering a very not fun part of travel: weather delay issues with compounding work calls and now a stomach not being very nice to me. I do not like this.

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I swear if people could listen to this God more we would be so much better. And the thing is I'm a practicing Catholic. People who "follow" the real big guy are some of the biggest POS you can find.

As a brewers fan I need to cheer against the cubs as much as I can but this I can get behind

I'm so tired and airport beer doesn't even sound good to me

Love it when my airport gate is C4

Helluva throw and tag by the Brewers but good God you just clotheslined a guy

Beer is good

@thegodpodcast.com what say you

Amazing effort

Goodness I love playoff hockey

I get the Kings didn't have a great NBA season but a rally like this to show their displeasure is a bit much

No. Kings.

Today I learned AA baseball team Binghamton has an alternate mascot coming up changing from the Rumble Ponies (which is a fantastic name) to the Bathtub Donkeys. I'll be buying a jersey