I finally got good at one breakdancing move and all of a sudden, upon YouTube video roulette the other ones suddenly seem so much easier - it's incredible what getting a good foundation can do for you.

Hot take - we should have honored Marco Polo to appease Italian Americans instead of Christopher Columbus. The first guy was just a trader, spread knowledge and vibes, and the locals actually liked him and made him an emissary. His only problem was he inspired the second guy 😭

Eddie is so afraid of demon slayer spoilers so I keep telling him Nezuko eats Giyuu in the end 😂😂

Eddie: that's me baby! I'm super shy!! Me: 😭😭😂

my shitty republican dad has been posting on Facebook but it's all random stuff like birds or sports or whatever and nothing to do with he who shall not be named so I guess I won't axe him from my friends list .... Yet

White ppl and libs do not understand power dynamics example number 147592846728479

It's bad enough all this debate about paying your respects to nazis came up on my fucking wedding day but my reel had to flop too. I hate it here!!

the pacing in Demon Slayer isn't perfect, but I'm really a fan of Zenitsu's character development, especially in the Entertainment district arc. He goes from being a complete coward to standing up to Daki when she abuses a servant - knowing she's a high level demon

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I'm now the social media manager of my local gym which I go to all the time That is cool as fuck 😂

Eddie, true pacifist but with good politics: yeah, I'm glad he's dead.

This brings me back, Eddie's favorite city was also Florence. :) I wanna go to rural Tuscany so bad youtu.be/iNWxDuVgWp8?...

I wrote something for GQ about how Armani impacted menswear. It's easy to forget, but when menswear transitioned to slimmer silhouettes in the early 2000s, baggy clothes were derided as "sloppy" and "middle aged." Over the years, people have revisited campaigns like these 🧵

My sister's cat watching Pibba eat from afar because he desperately wants her company 😂😭

Just found out recently you can tan even underneath your clothes 🤣 I know for sure I used to be paler prior to my Bahamas trip - I'm not mad about it though!!

I want a pig so bad :( I wouldn't even mind a 200lb pot bellied pig but I don't have room for it! A full sized mini pig is perfect but it'll destroy my drag and my sister's cat is enough as it is 😭 youtu.be/0vmS-T13T7E?...

Alright now that I got laid off I might do an impromptu drag tour. Hmu if you want me in your city and know producers. YES I CAN DO THE TRUMPET NUMBER

Any suggestions for Fort Lauderdale, Florida? (like 8 hours in between landing & boarding the cruise)

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really showed my "I grew up in LA" trauma in this YT comment here lol

Painted kinda old that night but I think the contour worked out for me

I feel so validated having consumed hours of content of tattoo artists complaining about highly specific trends and tropes and none of them describe any of my (only 3) tattoos. I'm generally anti-gatekeeping but I'm definitely a tattoo snob at least for myself lol

Yoshita 1967 seems cool. The line is inspired by the designer's Indo-Kenyan heritage. Appears to involve a lot of handwork, such as crocheting and beadwork. IG yoshita1967

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I only did pizza for nine years, but after that (relatively) short time I got so used to the feel of dough that I could judge temperatures within two degrees by hand, nail weights without a scale, and get a full pie from phone to oven in twenty seconds. All labor is skilled labor.

Sometimes I read Zionist comments and it's the closest glimpse I can get to the attitudes of Japanese soldiers & Nazis that committed war crimes decades ago... Like they are truly a soulless bunch. Indoctrination in this year where we literally have Internet and video evidence? I'm not having it

What would your celebrity rider be? Mine would just be 2 cold waters + diet coke. And if they provided food, a vegan burger with fries 😅 i mean, what else do I need?

I fucking love Bobby Hill

pibba

This alteration photo Eddie took for me is so funny, I look like one of those masc boyfriends trying on their girlfriends outfits from the shoulders up lmao

Learning about Einstein's life after watching Oppenheimer - it feels pretty good that the first person that comes to mind when we think of "genius" was also a pacifist & immigrant refugee that took the fascist threat very seriously.

Me just now realizing Oppenheimer was obviously German & Jewish and Nolan insisting Cillian Murphy play him is so funny to me. Also I'm finally watching this because I realized Goransson also did the soundtrack to Sinners and his work fucking slaps

ew why do I need to list my parents full names for my marriage license to get married in alameda county, they don't have anything to do with this ewwwww legit what if you don't know your parents full names, you just ... have to show up and hope they let you get married? 💀

Eddie's sister and brother-in-law keep nudging us to have kids while I nudge them to get a kitty... But we had an entire dinner where all three kids were really invested in Pinabutter sniffing their shoes and petting her! Reverse uno card checkmate haha 😈

whenever I hear people complain about the Gen Z stare, I have to wonder how they feel about neurodivergent people... Also, as long as people aren't openly rude or mocking you why do you whether the person handing you your coffee is bubbly and friendly or not as long as they do their job

It feels really stupid to clean out my Instagram following list but then I realized I didn't know like 1/3 of the people I was following & some people have deactivated... (If I unfollowed you it doesn't mean I hate you! I'm mostly unfollowing personal/side accounts and accounts that aren't active.)

I wonder if the comedian Hennessy Williams ever talks about me in his shows. (There's also a doctor & photographer with the same name as well but he's def leading the algorithm with me in 2nd place lol)

After at least 7 years of wanting this tattoo, I finally found an artist with a neotraditional style to bring it to life! Done by Thamy in Salem

Me after I made dinner for eddie: if you don't eat, then I beat Eddie: whoa 😳

rewatching Paddington Bear and I realize this is another one of those movies where everything is very British and has this super idealized view of English society but goddammit I love that little bear

Watching tattoo recovery videos and heard a professional say the session is the hardest part - I definitely have a high pain tolerance because the recovery (dealing with the itchiness) is much more troublesome and annoying than the pain in any of my three 1-6 hour tattoo sessions lol.

Fam Ruiz having a wholesome crash out over Eddie's new tattoo including his mom disliking that he painted his nails 😂😂😂😂

last person out the door at the Department of Education needs to rm -rf * the student loan database, please

A lot of people seemed overly apologetic about Bostonian stereotypes during my trip but I have to say everyone I met was lovely and the city as a whole + adjacent areas had excellent vibes!

I'm so Bay Area brained now that today I tried to explain to someone that Boston felt really hot "because im from California" and had to clarify I wasn't used to humidity and it's not cold in the north 😂

Every single paddington movie the dad is absolutely the best character

moaning “im gonna cum” during sex but pronouncing cum like I would for cum laude

me watching this like the Leo DiCaprio point meme cuz the trumpet player is playing the same notes as me and sounds a million times better anyway boston folks see you at thrust fest, I'll be playing trumpet live again :)) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd8S...

i saw the Ethel Cain controversy and like .... does anyone over the age of 25 actually care? like of course this sexually abused traumatized white trans girl born in 1998 from the south said some edgy shit when she was 19. honestly the stuff about the awful boyfriend is way more concerning