You know what they say "around elves, watch yourselves". Make sure they stay down!

There's more than one way to slime an elf

I threw a gnome in the dryer yesterday and set that shit to max heat, longest cycle with the wrinkle shield and let er rip

Too late, I've already depicted you as the malevolent mana muncher and myself as the chad Frost Man

Lay down your soul to the gods posting hole

Anyway you guys know my main isn't labeled spam anymore right

Every 18 months i return, like a total solar eclipse, darkness reigning once more

The perfect day starts and ends with a good breakfast

Food and drink really do go crazy together 💯

Feeling bored, might enlarge myself by up to 90% in height, width, and weight later. All equipment worn or carried by me is enlarged. If insufficient room is available for desired growth, i attain maximum possible size, bursting weak enclosures in the process. #wizardwednesday

All the kings horses and all the kings men are fucking toast if they step within 60 ft of my magical circle of protection

New year, new spells

2025 vibe

Had to squeeze in an eBay local pick-up before the night's festivities

Co-worker asked if I remember something that happened in 1982

Hey everyone my name is Solomon and I'm looking for 72 of my closest friends

Accidentally fell apart. Traveler, could you put me back together

🌺🌼🌸 Post like nobody's scrolling 🌸🌼🌺

I don't do resolutions but i will this year because I need to beat the few games i own on switch and sell that shit

TimeSplitters future perfect i need that multiplayer

Finally scored this guy, and the Want list is getting smaller... IF there were ever a good elf, it's these weirdos

Stop right there criminal's cum!

Anyone else's theater have the NOSferatu

Today was the first time I heard "everyone in Steel Ball Run looks like Britney Spears" and it's insane

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

It's called the Iliad because it's ill as shit

Stealing every nerd's hoarded precious metals, melting them down together and throwing them into the ocean

Eat the entirety of my nuts so you have something to survive off once governments and fiat currencies fail you.

If you don't like Warrel Dane's vocals that's a moral failing and you need to grow up

Vlad Tepid over here

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

👍 Cool lineup, would love to see it 👎 Have to go to decibel fest to see it

Nah dude i don't want to be your powerslave can't we just hang out

Just saw Nosferatu....wanted to clarify he IS cut but it just keeps growing back

Who has all those big block lists of dummies

My emotional support dead famous guy is Jesus of Nazareth

This body is a coffin, but it's pretty roomy and has a little TV in it

When they execute you in Candy Land a bunch of ppl just lick and bite you to death

Wear me like a belt, my liege

Baby I'm like the mold, I'm growing like crazy, I'm showing you weird shit and I'm in your lungs