Brian Kelly, the erudite New Englander via South Bend, fits the LSU culture like Gordon Ramsay working the grill at Waffle House. @danwolken.bsky.social’s Misery Index:

NIL is out of control.

oh, look, another team going on a 28-0 run on Michigan State.

James Franklin flies down to Athens to talk about getting fired while sitting in front of “Kiffin poops while Standing” sign.

Joe T calling any Vanderbilt game is the sound of a heart about to burst like the final boss scene in NES Contra

I dont know what folks be doing at these ATMs, you got it or you aint got it. Hurry yo ass up.

Video game come to life. The forever Shohei Ohtani game. @russdorsey.bsky.social story:

This is why football is the best sport in the world 🤣

When we were a proper country.

“I think people believe in the power of the Humpy win now.”

The legend of “George Bonds” who otherwise goes by Jorge Polanco. “His ringtone is ‘Top Gun.’ He has a Porsche 911 and drives the speed limit. He’s happy, always laughing, fun to be around.”

Is Ryan Clark auditioning to become a magician?

Infrastructure matters for QBs. @joriepstein.bsky.social:

Gonna need the Hubble telescope to find the next W

GOAT Tigers radio announcer apologizes for swearing on broadcast after ALDS Game 5 elimination

Boatraced At home On homecoming Vs UCLA this vanilla latte regime is done

Get Jonathan Smith back to Oregon State. Just wash out the past few years. Sometimes you gotta grow where you're planted

It’s not the anger that’s toxic for J. Smith. It’s the apathy that a result like this triggers.

On the ropes vs UCLA at a noon homecoming game. Yep, it’s basketball season at Michigan State.

This game has aged me

this game is like if meth took up snorting cocaine

The mariners put termites in the Tigers dugout

Dame and the Blazers could use this kind of lockdown defense.

Every fly ball is a skipped heartbeat. Take a bow, baseball.

Pick that kid up, Philadelphia.

And got to see the Cubs win a title, LeBron overcome a 3-1 Finals deficit, Kick 6 in the Iron Bowl and Ohtani go 50-50

The biggest hit that wasn’t the game-winner, yet … @cespedesbbq.bsky.social: sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...?

Belichick has failed on every account because those around him either don’t understand the job or don’t take it seriously, and as a result they have reached the midway point of the season as one of the biggest laughingstocks in the recent history of the sport. @danwolken.bsky.social

this potential Cardinals meltdown would top the "crown em!" MNF disaster of 2006.

From the great Nick Bromberg: Expect heavy USA lumber tariffs on Canada after this Blue Jays destruction of the Yankees.

KERRY CARPENTER HAS FIVE CAREER HITS AGAINST GEORGE KIRBY AND THEY ARE ALL HOME RUNS

"Make Roki Sasaki the closer." These Dodgers are turning MLB into fun fantasy baseball.

Manfred would have to hold a news conference if this involved the Yankees or Dodgers.

did a mock for the 2026 draft with @fourverts.bsky.social sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...

Left unsaid by Blake Snell: The fewer innings this flawed Dodgers bullpen throws, the better.

The Saints need roster help. I understand.

BIG NEWS. very pleased to report that @nekiasnba.bsky.social and @stevejones20.bsky.social are bringing The Dunker Spot to Yahoo Sports. been a fan of their show for ages, now I get to work with them. new episodes starting today!

American fans clearly took things too far going after Rory McIlroy and the Europeans this weekend at the Ryder Cup. "It was a rough week for all of us."

Legend.

Ugly day. Ugly Americans. Ugly scoreboard. @jaybusbee.bsky.social on the scene at a nasty Ryder Cup where the boorish antics played out as expected.

Aroldis Chapman is his own guy. Young players were jumping around, pouring beer on each other, etc. He was standing at his locker, chill as can be, bobbing his head to the music. "More to come," he said.

Well done, baseball. This is how you own a night.

The Chiefs can't hide that they're a slow team. sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...

As if QBs don’t rule the world enough.

Let’s review everything for targeting.

“SNAP THE BALL!” why can’t teams hear me when I yell this at the TV?

Reggie Bush and Keyshawn having a nice outing for USC tonight.

Every targeting call will go against Michigan state. It doesn’t matter if it’s right or wrong. It’s in the B10 rule book.

Wasn’t prepared for the Tigers to pull a “hold my beer” to the 2024 Twins.

The Daniel Jones offense is the only way Michigan State is gonna win tonight. No punting allowed.