I use the term irrationally angry far too often. My anger is always rational and proportional.

Every year whammageddon gets easier because the Taylor Swift cover gets more and more play instead of the original I may win, but at what cost

Toon won a major I think it's time to move on from ult

Does Kirby get cool NIL combos vs Steve when he gets blocks or is there no good in the world

100% of smash-related mental illness is solved with the simple phrase "people play this game for money"

I think in my heart I am a Snake player but the amount of hours I would need to put in for him to be on par with my Fox would take me to Smash 6

Next person I see talk about seed oils gets punched in the face

What if instead of hard lemonade it was called easy lemonade and it tasted good

We can't use our phones during opera rehearsal but we can use laptops so I started playing Slay the Spire when I'm off stage and I can't believe this is how I rediscover that game really is That Guy

Trying not to be dulled to the horror of this headline

Every day I wake up in an America rapidly descending into fascism AND to no new hbomberguy video

As someone who uses online recipes very often, the epidemic of a full NYT op-ed's worth of text filling up a page before you get to see the recipe has to be stopped. Nobody wants this. Nobody reads this. Who is this for?

protesting genocide: we need to purge antisemitism from college campuses praising hitler and gas chambers: boys will be boys, cancel culture is out of control

Barely met attendance requirements and went 0-3 at one of the only events that I went to but hey we still made subregion pr woooooooo!

I need to make another account that I can dump all of my opera thoughts and opinions onto without worrying about alienating all of my queer, smash-playing mutuals

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

I am a Microsoft Suite hater through and through but I will concede that Outlook letting you react to emails is a great feature.

Bruh

People I know from high school have GOT to stop getting married

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

If any of you fucks spend money on the mario galaxy pack I will hunt you down

50$ a year subscription plus expensive peripheral to play a famously godawful console that literally hurts you to play is fuckin insane man

is it political violence when a trans woman dies because she was denied healthcare

Fox secondary chart

When the bus costs less

Playing Steve in ult is like bringing a gun to a fencing tournament. Like yeah I'm sure you worked really hard to get so good at aiming that gun but that's not the skillset we're trying to test here

Axe beat hbox for the first time in 11 years and I want to cry but I am in an art museum so I shall save my tears of joy for a later hour

If Light beats BMP at this point, it's an upset

Watching Steve do a NIL combo and shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with what I'm seeing

Another win for the Wii U‼️‼️

I finally got it. This is the feeling I got after I won my first local: the surreality of end of the journey. I can't process the situation. No more obstacles in my path. It was all leading up to this. This is my happily ever after. I will soon be excited, but not now. Now, I am in disbelief

I literally got to the payment screen and it kicked me out as I was about to pay. Silksong never.

The icon has started appearing on the eShop. It's tantalizingly close. "I've waited all these years, what's a couple more minutes?" I say to myself, knowing that it is fruit of the forbidden womb. Silksong will never come out. I am arm's reach away from it, and yet I will never grasp it.

Bro you're NINTENDO how can't you handle the launch of a humble indie game

Steam and Nintendo eShop both down lmaooooooo

SILKSONG IN ONE HOUR

I got the sudden urge to try Pathologic 2 again but I held myself back because tomorrow is Silksong Day and I know I will not be touching any other game for the foreseeable future

Leggy fucking tbagging Belmont player with the DC one frame before the game ends so I don't even get my fake internet points:(((

You can tell so much about somebody based on if they think stardew is a cozy farming sim with charming NPCs or a number go up game

How Did He Do This

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I may not be the best smash player, but I firmly believe that I donate wins in RR pools the hardest

I haven't played or engaged with smash for nearly a week because of moving, and it helped me achieve the presence of mind to realize how truly funny it is that we're all getting farmed by Steve from Minecraft

Think I might just decide to like Miya. Dude's goofy

aye I know a few birds who’ve changed sex too

Going 3-12 vs the top 50 is crazy for a person who got 5th at the biggest ult event ever

It's so funny seeing Plup and Spargo play each other. This must be what it was like watching PM in 2014