Ranking every game I beat based on its relationship to law enforcement: Hades 2

At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society

The 7/11 self checkout at Temple uses the fucking Tiktok white woman text to speech

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

8 bit music theory finally made the dies irae silksong video let's go

Almost did it again

Playing the watcher without really knowing what I'm doing nor how to set up the infinite is so fun. Like 4/5 runs die in act 1 then the other 1/5 runs just play themselves and kill everything in 1-2 turns

LMBM has been so fun to watch it's almost like your tournament is better if all of the Steves DQ

im getting posts from meteorologist talking about the winter storm and I cannot stop thinking about this image

I took tunic pyramid with snecko eye and I don't think there's redemption for me

This image I made last year is still relevant

Ranking every game I beat based on its relationship to law enforcement Part 4: Pokemon Legends: Z-A This game does get bonus points for allowing you to exercise your right against self-incrimination in one of the side quests where you talk to a cop.

Man I need to stop going to tournaments I am so fucking dogshit at this game

Ranking every game I beat based on its relationship to law enforcement Part 3: Mouthwashing

Ranking every game I beat based on its relationship to law enforcement Part 2: Hollow Knight Silksong

I made a backloggd if yall are into that sorta thing backloggd.com/u/Logos_Loki

Bumper sticker that says "PASS ME. I'm having a great time listening to an episode of Brian David Gilbert's UNRAVELED"

I think I shouldn't have played silksong when it first launched because I wasn't in the right headspace for it. I did not experience act 1 and a good chunk of act 2 with the childlike wonder and awe which I am currently experiencing the tail end of act 2.

TheGamer article titled "Heartbreaking: Worst Mechanic In The Game Comes Back For Round 2"

Bro thats half the cast

I think delibird could have been designed in any gen and it would fit but only in gen 2 would it have those atrocious stats

Gen 5 evolutions will never cease to baffle me. Like, does Tynamo need to stay a sperm cell till his late 30s???

I've literally gotten a different mega spoiled for me everyday for the past 5 days this is unbelievable

Just started legends ZA and my tepig has a minus attack nature. Why do bad things happen to good people

It's fnaf 2sday

Reverb is just MSG for music

I use the term irrationally angry far too often. My anger is always rational and proportional.

Every year whammageddon gets easier because the Taylor Swift cover gets more and more play instead of the original I may win, but at what cost

Toon won a major I think it's time to move on from ult

Does Kirby get cool NIL combos vs Steve when he gets blocks or is there no good in the world

100% of smash-related mental illness is solved with the simple phrase "people play this game for money"

I think in my heart I am a Snake player but the amount of hours I would need to put in for him to be on par with my Fox would take me to Smash 6

Next person I see talk about seed oils gets punched in the face

What if instead of hard lemonade it was called easy lemonade and it tasted good

We can't use our phones during opera rehearsal but we can use laptops so I started playing Slay the Spire when I'm off stage and I can't believe this is how I rediscover that game really is That Guy

Trying not to be dulled to the horror of this headline

Every day I wake up in an America rapidly descending into fascism AND to no new hbomberguy video

As someone who uses online recipes very often, the epidemic of a full NYT op-ed's worth of text filling up a page before you get to see the recipe has to be stopped. Nobody wants this. Nobody reads this. Who is this for?

protesting genocide: we need to purge antisemitism from college campuses praising hitler and gas chambers: boys will be boys, cancel culture is out of control

Barely met attendance requirements and went 0-3 at one of the only events that I went to but hey we still made subregion pr woooooooo!

I need to make another account that I can dump all of my opera thoughts and opinions onto without worrying about alienating all of my queer, smash-playing mutuals

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

I am a Microsoft Suite hater through and through but I will concede that Outlook letting you react to emails is a great feature.

Bruh

People I know from high school have GOT to stop getting married

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

If any of you fucks spend money on the mario galaxy pack I will hunt you down