with each increased level of increased difficulty in the endgame Hades 2 grind i dial my paired haptic vibrator a bit stronger - i'm at the point where if something hits me i have to pause the game

once again confronted with the reality that i'm some kind of ace-flux thing but labeling myself as pan is simpler so i'll probably keep just saying that

sunny

clowngirl wolves in the woods will save you 🐺🖤✨

i got clowned on

be a dear will you?

I can be the toy of your dreams, or the nightmare from beyond. Your choice. Art by @scumpuppy.bsky.social #latex #hexdrone #latexart #pastmybedtime

brushing someone else's teeth before tucking them into a dog bed would go crazy rn

happy locktober, everypuppy

i am desiring men

despite no hair i couldnt not try everything on it was calling to me like the green goblin mask

jfc having coworkers who aren't dicks to me and actually seem to give a fuck about me is so nice

latex ✨

we all have that one friend who is unethically caked up

we all have that one friend that's too obsessed with skin care - "it's bad for my complexion," she says, never going out while the sun is up, always asking to enter buildings, and ever since you've known her she wears fake fangs all the time -

ohhh fuckkk im rapturing so hard rn unnggfhhh

every tonser song is literally just a fit check like bro what you wearing today "i got my hoodie on" okay tight "i got my beanie on" nice bro looks good

"let's play tuoys" but you're the toy

sometimes my needs are simple

snoot

a goth woman could come up to me on the street and put a collar on me and id just be like yayy she owns me now and id follow her home like the happiest dog in the world

thinking thoughts

friendly reminder,

femmes have me wrapped around their fingers, butches have me wrapped around their whole fist

don't get me wrong i *love* puppygirls but i can't stop thinking about owning a bro-coded pup - like a big beefy boy who hates wearing shirts, drinks beer, yaps about sports, perks up when i mention going outside, plays video games, lifts weights, obedient and desperate for me,

i can't lie i have GOT to get bigger boobs

how i sleep knowing my puppygirl is straining against her cage

lazybones? yeah i sure hope she does... ill do all the work, she can just lay back and relax~

y'all -

artist friend considering doing furry art, asked to use my sona for practice... we will see how this pans out 👀

Soft woof offers warm smiles :3c

does anyone have an explanation as to why this wig looks so good when i haven't worn it in a week and just dry brushed it like wtfff

poor puppy got turned into a pillow cover ;w;

this 2hollis guy really ACTOR ACTOR

just spent ten minutes looking for my phone and found it in my pocket, called myself a stupid dog and then i got hard??

wip turning myself into a pillow

aura vs whimsy

haha oh so you're a wolfgirl huh? so does that mean you greet people by kissing them with tongue? are you an alpha or a beta? are your ears oh so fluffy and is your tummy oh so soft? do you desperately need to knot? does that mouth only smile nervously, or does it bite too?

tender-hearted but cruel dominant goth women can hit my line btw

me: no, no, puppygirls and wolfgirls are very different - puppies let themselves be blown about by the winds of change, while wolves assert their will upon reality the goth woman holding my leash: so you're asserting that you're my bitch me: *nods nods nods* you get it

rare wolfie selfie

girl who gets called "nine inch fails" for reasons easily inferred

"wow i love your eye makeup" im just tired bro

me: wow, i made it to the next town :) being a pokemon trainer is so awesome! nurse joy, handing me the pokeballs containing my pokemon back to me with shaking hands: p-please don't let them get so close to death next time

couples night

sona vs owner (pretty close methinks) commission by @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social !

having an extremely accurate impression of your species sounds upgrades your Furry Rank

i get "her" high and then "it's" a good puppy for me call that an edible arrangement