i just have to make it thirteen more months and then ill hopefully be able to get a slightly more email-y job 🫠 ugggjhjggghhgg

i do so enjoy being crushed by the weight of reality in the middle of my twelve hour shift where i cannot go curl up under blankets and cry lol god i wish i had a useless email job

courting death by teasing a yang cultivating young mistress about how she looks like a wild animal with her strong legs and back, hoping she decides to end my journey to ascension with her thighs around my neck

some freaky scientist: you're telling me this oxygen is going to cum AND bust??

tbh I think the thing is i totally would get bottom surgery because i don't really care about what set of equipment i have and it'd make underwear easier and a whole host of other things but the idea of adding one more daily medical intervention (dilating) makes me want to vomit, never happening ig

really bad at swimming today must have fucked up my mermaidian rhythm

i am once again thinking about breaking a deerboys' antlers and marking her up and down with a marker to be processed and -

adornment/investiture (wip)

it's insane how feeling better / being in a better mental health state (more frequently, at least) is making me horny as hell

dressing aid (wip)

woof sleepy

wolf sittin'

Frankenstein

girl whose primary sex organs are her hands

thinking about what a great time i had in Boston and realizing i really ought to just travel around more, see things and hang with moots

girl who has returned home

this place kinda pretty af

need to lap at an evil woman's boots...

there's something special about being fingered while over someone's knees, isn't there? being in such a vulnerable position, their free hand rubbing your back, hearing whispers of encouragement... you're not just being fingered, you're being milked, aren't you? let it all out~

good girl training >.<

tfw i want to lose weight but my figure is insane UGGHHGHH

im tryin' get domesticated tbh

maybe the moog synthesizer is the sound that's meant to bring us all together

time for another party (im so tired)

puppy shirt today :>

tummy hurting but im being rly brave about it

"damn im so hungry but im stuck in the middle of this lake" the ever loquacious fish

"it's small leave me alone" are you telling me that i could comfortably fit it all in my mouth?? im literally drooling

endocrinologist finally started using their messaging service instead of making me call for appointments BLESS THIS DAY HALLELUJAH

christ, I look like shit *puts concealer on a single blemish* ✨ I'm beautiful ✨

im not especially good at Path of Exile but I've been brainstorming character names for keepers league please feel free to steal - godrick_the_washed - godrick_the_graphted - mapblastermcgraft - lord_of_one_and_vaal - stay_golden_grafted_boy - i _command_thee_choke

ladies, im trying to do my twerk today - throwin' my back type shift

one simple trick to make sure your doll stays silent and compliant ^~^

girl who is sleeby

what a goated weekend - hung out and watched horror movies (Good Boy/Ichi the Killer), spent time wit da puppydoll, went to a DJ set and wagged my tail the whole time *happy sigh*

POV: you called her cute >.<

oden & fatzo set was dope af

gatorgirls can be a bit sultry

it's been a while since i've posted a pic in latex ft. @scumpuppy.bsky.social in the background

AHSHEYSOABSHEOSVDIRR SHE'S SO CUTEEEERRHROSBWOSKE

love drawin shiny >°< -commission for @holleyshole.bsky.social

COMMISSIONS OPEN: because the shutdown continues to delay my job start date, i am immensely broke so im opening my commissions again at a reduced price. 80$ will get you a shaded piece like below, any pose ok, simple backgrounds are free, +75% for additional characters.

even the deadliest hunters can be good girls :3

kind of sweet-hearted ngl

>decide to check out pairings on ao3 for Expedition 33 >mostly Verso/Gustave i think i know who the top is

graduating from Rocky Horror lesbian to High Tension lesbian tonight

robot maid who gets charged through a kinetic oscillator in her chassis tummy punches give a boost to her battery, but a full beating leaves her overcharged and haywire and... well, she's gotta let that energy out somehow - hope your pelvis survives