My Scumbag!

Love it. Love everything about it. Kevin Knight heel turn should make things really interesting this summer.

Booking Big Shit AJ win over STP is so disgusting, I think I might have swallowed some VitaCoco, @allelitewrestling.com. Thankfully, the rest of the show will be awesome. #AEWDoN

Watching Shane Taylor Promotions Job to Big Shit AJ is the most depressing thing I have seen since Wrestlemania 42 night 1. #AEWDoN #WrestleSky

Hey @allelitewrestling.com! Seriously, fuck you. You are feeding STP to the fucking Costco Guys? I'm done being nice about it. Get the Costco Guys out of wrestling. I'm sick of this. If I wanted to see BS like this, I'd watch WWE. That's why I stopped watching WWE... #AEWDoN #DoBetterAEW

Renee Young calling us Sickos. I feel seen. How about you, @sophrishea.bsky.social? #AEWDoN #WrestleSky

Public Service Announcement! If MJF loses and gets his head shaved tonight, we riot. #He'sMyScumbag #AEWDoN

This was an actual sign at a Trek Convention:

As the Chairwoman for Art and Media That Is Super Gay, I approve this, so long as Quark/Odo from seasons 1-5 is canon as they are having very angry yaoi because Dax and Kira won't return their affection. Also, Odo is literally, canonically, gender fluid... I had to edit this!

And this is coming from someone whose entire personality in middle school was based on those books.

Yesterday was 18 months since my first HRT appointment. Today is 18 months since my first full day on meds. The last two days, I celebrated by wearing what I wanted to work - skirts, blouses, flats, etc. The only regret I have is waiting. Fuck the fascists. Be happy. Resist their control!

Love Live season 1 is a perfect anime. I will die on this hill. Fight me.

What do people expect her to do? Resign? I don't and she's right - it's her job. We can't always afford our ethics. If I could have afforded my ethics, I would have quit my job in 2022 because of a hiring that was made. You sometimes have to swallow shit in capitalism to survive. 🩷UChelsea!

They do know that they could just... be hygienic and wash their fucking hands before eating... But I guess that impinges on their freedoms... #LetEmLearnTheHardWay

Use this gif.

And yes, normalize calling men cunts. The Brits and the Aussies know something about language that Americans have simply not picked up on. Here, I'll help you: All the white men who voted for Trump are stupid cunts. See? You can use it in a sentence.

To be clear: food influencers trying to scar you are all cunts. A good example is Bobby Parrish. He's an excellent example of a what is wrong with social media and the idea that anyone can have a platform. If you see one of his videos, leave a comment letting him know he's a stupid twat. #TedTalk

I'll say it: he'd still look good with his head shaved. #MyScumbag #MyChampion

DO IT! DO IT NOW! Just anything the two of these men would do together would be fun, intelligent, and funny... And I haven't even watched Adventure Time... Don't come for me! I was working 80 hours a week driving campus to campus as an adjunct all over Wayne County!

And if the billionaires leave and America's largest city becomes affordable again so much the better!

Pay your taxes, you cunts, or maybe we start eating the rich. @8bitem.bsky.social can your recipes for the Welsh be adapted for billionaires? #ARealModestProposal #SwiftWouldBeProud

And if you're vegan like @8bitem.bsky.social, you can have this! Use impossible sausage, a thick unsweetend plant based milk, and a tablespoon of vegan sour cream to make it thick and rich. If your sausage isn't spiced right, adjust with sage, fennel, and black pepper. And gluten free biscuits!

It's Punk:45 on a Sunday morning. Biscuits and gravy are ready. Put a teaspoon of paprika in your sausage milk gravy and thank me later!

It's Punk:15 on a Sunday morning and I'm making biscuits. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms I know and all the ones I don't!

#WWEBacklash wasn't enough. It was an improvement in show quality, but when I think about my issues with WWE, there are so many issues that have nothing to do with match quality. Always fun to watch with @blitztraveling.bsky.social and @sophrishea.bsky.social!

The John Cena Classic sounded like a good idea because it sounding like a tournament. But it's not. So many missteps in what could have been a very good idea... #WWEBacklash

That was better than it should have been given what they did, but it was still bad. Glad that 6 midget wrestlers (don't come for me, that's what they are called! Look it up!) got a paycheck and some exposure, but ugh, not for me. #WWEBacklash

There were a million options, and they choose the worst one. Is Vince back booking this shit?

Club WWE is the dumbest thing I have heard of in a while. Fuck this company. #Backlash

Reject this!! Spend the day being useless!!

So, I sent an email this morning to [email protected]. I really think we all need to take the time, write a thoughtful email, even if they don't read it. If you want to read my whole letter, I published it on substack. anneelisemorrigan.substack.com/publish/post... #WrestleSky #WWE #Backlash

Um no. Get Bays. They are in the cooler and they are WAY better.

Nobody tell Kash Patel that polygraphs don't detects shit!

And if you don't know what I'm talking about... It's this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRt2...

Look, I'm not Catholic, not even close, but if we don't get some Beckett-style excommunications of conservative Catholics cheerleading genocides, then y'all don't have any credibility (ya didn't have much to begin with - even if I like Pope Leo).

We can save the world All creatures big and small Or we can email Adam Pearce To fire Logan Paul Anyone got Adam Pearce's email?

How does @8bitem.bsky.social's wallet keep up with this? How do they do it?

I would like to see someone tell Brody King this to his face.

Joe Hendry with the call to action we need. One edit suggestion - can we fire Logan Paul into the sun? It seems worth trying. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCkQ...

No I do not have an Automaton addiction... I can quit anytime! I just don't want to OK? DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM! #Hearthstone #Battlegrounds #IDoNotHaveAProblem

Delete your Instagram, Threads, and Facebook. Do it NOW.

Chiitan is the hero we need.

Literally the only thing WWE is getting right is Danhausen. Sam gets it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=soYz...

STOP👏TELLING👏US👏IT'S👏JUST👏A👏PHASE! If you care for people support who they ARE, not who you wish they were. And that goes for everyone - trans, cis, non-binary, and yes, everyone in between. We each decide who we are and everyone should just accept it.

Always wishing nothing but the best for wrestlers trying to stay healthy after retirement.

At some point, I need to sit down and talk about what a trainwreck and cluster fuck the entire build to wrestlemania was. @sophrishea.bsky.social even if this is a one off it must be done...

One of my favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation

Nope no problems here! I'm fine. It's everyone else who has the problem! #RightBackInDenial

OK OK... Maybe I have a problem, but how big of a problem???

Um, I think Sneed just became my new favorite hero.... What? An addiction? Um.... STOP IT! I DO NOT HAVE AN ANCESTRAL AUTOMATON ADDICTION!!! YOU HAVE AN ANCESTRAL AUTOMATON ADDICTION!!! I have a healthy relationship with my growing army of increasingly powerful mechs running roughshod...