To keep the homies safe from seeing too much of your boy’s cake, Ive started a new page where you can get as much of it as you want. Follow @floodfather.bsky.social if you’d like to live deliciously with me.

Was hoping to fire up Expedition 33 last night but I had to watch that fucking Until Dawn movie

Really disappointed in myself for sleeping on Castlevania: Nocturne

April Fool’s Day is going great so far

They really do have me out here just working bro

Today’s such an insane day for music releases. Invent Animate and Silent Planet Mortal Reminder FOXCULT Underoath Kesha Volumes Unreal

Daredevil episode 6 is just outstanding

I’m trying to treat some ice cream like a good little slut right now

Saw a video of a girl doing covers of songs in Simlish. Fantastic.

It’s been a little while chat. Hope you’ve been drinking water.

It’s insane how anti-queer republicans are, considering how often they’re sucking Elon Musk’s dick every single day

Got food poisoning from Taco Bell. Greatest Anime Betrayals vol. 6

Sorry, unfortunately due to DEI cutbacks “Heavy” armor is no longer available You can get regular, white, armor tho

Yeah I’d like one order of Dark Souls heavy armor please

I would almost bet that Trump is doing all this bonkers shit to get impeached just so that Vance has to stand in. I’d also almost bet that it was the plan the whole time. Almost.

I don’t WANNA

Playing DnD with my friends in adulthood has been such a healing experience

And I’m seeing so many family, friends, and acquaintances that are so adamant on voicing their need to look away because it’s all too stressful for them while I’m over wondering if my Hawaiian birth certificate is gonna be good enough for ICE when they roll up at my work one day or something.

As a melanated queer man with birthright citizenship, the current political climate is so exhausting bro

Don’t get me wrong, I love the heat of debate and I’m happy to run circles around these MAGA buffoons. But I just don’t have the energy to engage in discussions with people that are living in a completely different reality.

Watching my other half play Neva while I’m sitting here drawing and sipping on grapefruit soda might be the peace I’ve been looking for all my life

Our first full session is out now little angels 👏🏽🔥

I’m showing you guys early because I don’t really have a following here, but my podcast network @goodkrakenpods.bsky.social is releasing a D&D show on Monday and I’ve been working really hard the past few weeks on all of the art for their characters (I’m DMing the campaign).

My uber driver is driving like he’s the one on the way to work this morning lmaaooo

Wolf Man is going to be a lot of fun to talk about on the podcast tomorrow night

The first Nintendo Switch 2 attachment just leaked and holy shit

And she looks BEAUTIFUL

We’re having Costco dogs for dinner, let’s get those W’s in the chat

Feeling extra hydrated today. Please don’t ask me to elaborate.

I took a nice long social media break from holiday season to now and golly jee I’m feeling refreshed

Never should’ve cut my long hair because now you’re telling me I have to cut it again every month or I look and feel terrible????

RIP Cyberpunk. Nothing bad happened to the game, you just can’t romance Claire in it and I hate that.

Status Report: Taco Bell nuggies are pretty gas

I hope the dom top Demarco Fleming is having a good day today

Work dad wants YOU to drink water today

The biggest takeaway from this year in gaming is that men need better role models, mentors, conversations and world view. I really do think we are hitting DEFCON 1 levels of toxicity in the online space and it needs addressing in a real way.

We’re making home made sourdough pan pizza tonight. I’m purring like a walrus already.

I’m already seeing the anti-woke crowd foaming at the mouth because their wack ass Black Mysogyny Wukong game didn’t win GOTY lmaaooo

The Witcher 4 got announced. I bet gamers are going to be very normal about it.

We’re live reacting to The Game Awards and I’m so excited dude! Come hang out with us?

Cyberpunk is on sale and I’m getting a weird itch to fire it up again

Just farted myself awake like some golden retriever

Im not saying I’d make it through to see the end, but I’d absolutely go down trying

Brain is struggling today

Those little hyrax guys all over Tik Tok are killing me (I need 9)

Not really sure what I’m feeling about the Indiana Jones game. There’s some cool stuff in the first few hours that I’ve played, but it seems to be missing that Indiana Jones action that makes the franchise so much fun.

Also this happened lmaaoo wtf man

Popping ibuprofen like candy today rip my kidneys

Started DanDaDan and I have to ask: Yo what the fuck???

My uber driver keeps trying to have a political conversation. He’s a fan of the orange guy. It’s 6AM. This is my hell.