Even though everything is hard and stupid, I'm eating a salad for dinner because I'm a very responsible adult

I feel like I've hit a concrete wall, and I just can't push through all this shit anymore. I just need one win guys. Just one.

Why should we be the ones to leave? They're the ones that suck.

And half of them from the last day are asking what the fuck you're doing

POLANCO

Jesus Fucking Christ, what are we doing here

What THE FUCK

I'm rooting for: Mariners Jays Brewers Asteroid

Goodnight phone friends! I'm sure that all my problems will be instantly solved upon listening to the new album tomorrow, and I definitely won't cry at track 5.

I hear the echos of a thousandwell-meaning "just apply to a job and take it!"s as I sit waiting for yet another phone interview that an employer is ghosting.

happy swiftmas eve! I am relying on this album to fix me.

I drew an ele, @moxiest.art made it a shirt, and now I'm gonna own it 🎉 You too can Make A Shirt Monday and get cool shit! 🩷

Tried to give my giant dog a bath outside, but now he's just damp and rolling in dirt

yeah.... yeah. we deserved that.

Can the Mets score just ONE GOD DAMNED TIME

The pain that is the Mets' fans hope is nearly over. Please. Just put me out of my misery.

Sure it's a do or die game for us, but they just want it more (they were eliminated yesterday. And still. They want it more.)

I demand snuggles

Everything hurts and I'm being forced to panic about an artificially urgent deadline. I would like to be less visible now 😭

Welp I didn't get raptured but I am *extremely* visible today 🩷💜💙

Something that's got lost in everything going on lately is.... WHERE BROOKLYN AT

I'm done arguing about the actual facts re: autism and vaccines. Autistic people are great and we don't need a cure. If you want to pour money into autism, find ways to make society more adaptable to neurodivergence. We'll all be better off.

I put in my 10,000 hours, and all I got was this crushing libido and the hindsight that I should have gone into niche porn in my twenties

how many weeks after a spider bite is it concerning that it's still itching

9 brought me waffles and coffee in bed cos I didn't sleep 🥺

Yes. Next question.

Trans weekend, best weekend

sometimes, as an independent woman, you must pull your own hair

Everything hurts, and I'm grumpy 😩

"oh god, I'm suddenly incredibly extra depressed and barely able to function. Maybe I've backslid, and will never be okay again. " ... "Oh right. I HAVE PMDD and my period is next week."

Fuck yeah, weekend ⚾️⚾️⚾️

My gas bill is overdue, my oil needs to be changed, and the next bill that hits will overdraft me. I'm desperate, please 😭 💜

Shut the fuck up, Gavin.

It's my birth mother's birthday today. She's been dead for awhile now. I have some complicated feelings.

Listening to Father of Mine and once again wishing I could hit my best friend's dad with my car

What if they made a body that didn't hurt

“Just call!” my parents say, in response to any problem I have. Okay, and after I spend two hours *not* speaking to a sentient being who has authority to help, and then the company still won’t help?

We’ve reached the “I should have stayed in my abusive marriage because it’s impossible to make ends meet without two incomes, and impossible to survive if you lose your sole income” sad girl hours

Real.

Doing school pickup with 294 fl oz of visible boob sweat, to establish dominance.

wonder how much of my lack of (consistent) hobbies is the adhd vs a trauma response lack of enjoyment when I don't have someone else to share the hobby with

Me, a week ago: oof my feed is like 90% depressing political stuff, whatever happened to all the other stuff like sports?? Me, now: ohhhh football season just hasn't started yet

Help out if you can!

🫡 doing my part for the cause

This is more important and impactful than any mocking tweet in Trump's bizarre cadence that Gavin sends out

If you don't sing the guitar solos in Sublime's What I Got, I don't trust you

Oh so I'm a *whore* whore ✨

Beyond grateful to have friends that will say "bitch, you live like this?!" and then help me get started on making it better

I love watching position players pitch

Guys. The Mets.