The lady doing my pedicure must have got mad at the condition of my feet during the massage part she started punching the hell out of my legs and the bottom of my feet. 😳😂

I'm debating between a pedicure and a foot amputation. 🤔😂🤣

I’m guessing Vance was elected VP so he could fulfill his bucket lists of places he’d like to vacation.

It’s been a while just stopping by to check in on my peeps and say hello.

My daughter’s college graduation is today. 🎓

How would you describe 2025 so far in one word? 💩

Kanye made a song called Heil Hitler. Things are getting stupider by the day.

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Does anyone want to say HI?

#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 Do you see the difference between former President Obama and the current WH occupant? One believes in letting the laws serve people The other: “I’m the law, everyone works for ME!”

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Some people can't listen to others because they want to speak so badly. 🤫

Good Morning, FAM ✌️🏾

Back by unpopular demand. 🫣

Fear of Public Speaking: Anxiety Steps to Mic Nauseous, Shaking, Palms sweaty, Chest heavy, and after a short pause, which felt like an eternity, finally manages to utter in a trembly voice the words. Hello, Bluesky. I hope we can be friends. Then passes the hell out. 🎤😬😵‍💫🤕

Is this Good Morning?

Elon suspended me for this post. He’s so sensitive. 🤨

Good Morning ✌️🏾

Sorry, I know it’s been a while.

My Dog got a turd on my bed today, so I flushed him down the toilet. 😳🫵🏾🐕💩🛏️🚽✌️🏾😂

Today, I pulled into my driveway and saw my wife’s car backing out with no one in the driver's seat. I stare in amazement as it slowly rolls down the driveway. Suddenly, I bump something and realize I hit my trash cans because I forgot to put my damn car in park. The End. 😳🚘😩

Gas Prices and Eggs just called. They told me to tell y'all they High. ⛽🚗🥚🍽️🪴💨💸💰

Breaking News: 😂 I wonder if Elon’s son’s Booger is still on Trump’s desk? 🧐

My wife’s purse is like a Survival Kit. Why did she have superglue in there? 😂

When the shit hits the fan. Which is expediting. I’ll be damned if I take the high road. I’ll take much-needed solace in the fact that I didn't vote for that fucker, and warned MAGA daily of what was to come, but like idiots they had to learn the fucking hard way!! So, figure it out Bitches!!🤕🤷🏾‍♂️✌️🏾

I attempt to make you smile or laugh, so even if only for one second, we can take a mental break from all of the Bullshit? Laughter is therapy. 😉😂

My dogs sniff each other's asses all day. Yet, I've never questioned if they are smarter than a Trump Supporter. 🤡😂

What’s the difference between Musk and a Terrorist? Musk probably has your Social Security Number. 😳

Wanna hear a joke? America 🇺🇸😂

They going 3 for 10 💲💲💲💸

If the Dems would have overturned the Election, Civil War 2 would have already been over by now. 🤡🇺🇸🤷🏾‍♂️

A few weeks in, how do you think Elon Musk is performing as President that nobody fucking voted for? 👩‍🚀🚀

Have you mastered the art of the binge watch? 🍿👀📺

Are any of y'all still on Twitter?

I didn't see where Trudeau told Trump to stop saying he wanted to take Canada Over. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Damn!!! Does this mean Canada’s not turning the power off anymore? 😳🏈🏆📺🔌

I can be full as hell, but I'm eating every single damn French Fry given. There will be no survivors and no prisoners. 🍟

God Damnnnnn!!!! This has been the longest fucking Two Weeks in History!!!!

So Trump already caved on placing Tariffs on Mexico for a month. How long before he folds on Canada and China? Trump’s indecisive leadership style is on display for all to see. 🧐

Would you be upset with Canada if they turned the power off that they provide to the U.S. due to Trump's Tariffs?

Hey MAGA, Guess what. Many Migrants captured by ICE are getting released back into the country because detention facilities don’t have the space to house them and due to federal court orders forbidding indefinite detention. We told you Trump fucks everything up. 😉✌️🏾

We are letting the Dumbest MF on earth dismantle the government. 🤡🇺🇸

Dear Canada, 🇨🇦 Please, Set a reminder, The Superbowl is on Sunday, February 9th 6:30 ET. 📺🔌🤷🏾‍♂️

I Agree, Canada. Turn the Damn Power off!!!! All of it!!! 🇨🇦🇺🇸🌑🔦🤷🏾‍♂️

Do you go to your high school class reunions? 🎓

Yo MAGA, 🤡 Prices are about to start going up on everything. Thank your boy Donnie for that. Don't worry, though he said you guys would be understanding in advance. 🖕🏾

Who would have thought that it would not only be in the best interest of Americans but the entire world to not have a Trump 2.0 Presidency? All of us who didn't vote for that Fucker. ✌️🏾

Trump is trying to retaliate against the country because he knows the majority of us think he belongs in prison.

Elon is trying to steal all of our money.