sometimes it’s a blessing to have ADHD 😌 i forgot i ordered taco bell until it magically appeared at my door 20 mins later lmfao

skincare on point 😌

i wanna twerk on da flo, flo

deleted my thirst traps 😇

coconut waduh

i’m gonna commit atrocities if this bus doesn’t hurry up and get me home

ugh wanna start another book but i start grad school today and i know im not gonna have time to read leisurely anymore

💜

coconot wata

trim being 19 and having one of the best flows..iconic

gm

it’s crazy to think that i made out with the brother of the singer of one of my favorite bands during pride

making big men blush always feels good.

i love therapy wowww im healed

lowkenuinely h***y today

Need more Dads to let me wreck their holes (my Father’s Day gift to them) 😈💦

Horny as fuck and I wanna see your butt and/or dick please and thank you

Fuck it's a Monday

group chats are a thing now apparently so who’s gonna add me to theirs?? i wanna kiki

the lighting in our lab at work is crazyyy

the art of subtlety is interesting…and definitely not my forte

hate hate hate hate working but at least i’m cute (?)

this is one of the better Kim Petras releases tbh

Tell me where you’re grabbing first? 😈

🫰

feeling like a “tough” guy cause i did arms at gym

Fuck work. Let’s play with this instead

it’s so crazy getting follows from people who follow 30k accounts and have 15k followers. like are yall just sitting on your phones spamming the follow button all day hoping you’ll get follows back? who tf has the time!!

relentlessly h word today (hungry to be adored)

what if i just randomly started posting cheeks

big and strong and stupid

my bluesky timeline is painfully basic. need to figure out how to curate this shit better

i have 6 audible credits 🤔 what should i use them for?

this hook up i had last night… 😮‍💨

the trail behind our place heading to fremont is coming to life 😍

back on my bullshit

this is the best my mustache has ever looked i thinnnnk

thinking about how i just cannot stop sweating and how blessed and highly favored i am bc of it

is Growlr still a thing? i’d rather not look

“authenticity comes from a single faithfulness: that to the ambiguity of experience” c’mon John Berger

been super millinealcore lately (sending ms juicy gifs to everyone)

picked up this cute little travel guide at the seattle art book fair yesterday! mostly bc i love the color, and i love crows. probably not even gonna read it lmfao

let’s garden

i love how hot my friends are. it’s like an art exhibit 🤭

Men who fuck me like they’re trying to get me pregnant owe me a Mother’s Day present.

can someone adore me? i need to be adored. please send me adoration

watched Ma tonight for the first time and can’t stop saying “don’t make me drink alone. don’t make me drink alone”

Let me in that butt!!!