For those asking, the appropriate beverage to toast Lindsay Graham’s trip to the good place is sparkling wine. Save the good stuff for the next one.

One day he will just stop appearing in your feed. Sweet dreams.

Well that does it. I’m applying for Norwegian bandwagon-ship. Great run for the US though until today.

I keep seeing how Iran or Netanyahu or China is prepared to release the Epstein files as leverage over Trump. Does anyone actually believe they have them or would ever release them and give up that leverage? Also sad that they can and it would be more credible than actual DOJs version.

Sad to see Nate Bargatze at the UFC 250 event. You have to know you will be MAGA by association at this point. Still I don’t think thats reason to cancel him. It’s way different than actively shilling for Trump like Rogan or Tony Hinchcliffe. The optics should not have been a surprise to him though.

Remember to cancel that Paramount+ before they start that embarrassing white trash White House special tomorrow.

Not to be that guy but… isn’t it the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence dependence? Wouldn’t the 250th be counted from when the constitution was ratified and a United States was formed on June 21, 1788? Thats 12 years from now in AOC third term.

As long as there is an appetite for truth even the most corrupt oligarchy cannot silence it. Particularly because capitalism cannot tolerate a void where people could be paying for something. Someone will always fill that void even if their own self interest.

A deal with Iran is the new Infrastructure week.

Maybe instead of a secure ballroom the administration should try to think of policies that don’t make people want to shoot them.

Creating artificial intelligence and robots to take out humanity is like swatting flies with a sledgehammer. A big chunk of us almost dies forgetting to breath when our CPAP stops in the middle of the night. No need to work this hard.

I refuse to believe future humans are time traveling back to this historical watershed of stupidity and don’t have enough sense to cull the herd of the stupid. The only way that makes sense is if the stupid win and these are future generations of MAGA

So voting rights are being stripped, there’s a new virus, Iran is foiling our military, the President is a senile pedophile and the plan for making America great again is to release files of grainy pictures in an unsolved mysteries UFO dump. Who writes this shit?

Why is 8647 illegal? Are a lot of four digit numbers felonies?

I think to get a gun, even a shotgun, there should at least be a minimal one question screening. 1. Do you have a manifesto? If you are crazy enough to write and post one online then you are probably not only going to say yes but hand the screener a copy.

I can’t believe they’re running the assassination attempt so early in the mid term cycle. Over to our political correspondent. When do we typically see the incumbent party fake attacks on themselves Steve?

The new NRA slogan should be “Guns don’t kill people, a lack of ultra secure ballrooms do.”

It’s not 4 Dimensional Chess. It’s a toddler with a loaded handgun.

How about a line of Christian themed ice cream flavors where the proceeds go to support actual good causes? He is Raisin Rum, Rocky Road to Damascus and Virgin Mother Vanilla.

Rare footage of what happens on the other side of the door when you lock them out. #caturday

There’s really three stages of marriage. 1. I can’t wait to get home and see my best friend again. 2. Why are they still talking!? 3. I know why most murders are committed by loved ones.

The only country to ever use atomic bombs on civilians is being run by an immoral monster. When he is gone “we the people” must hunt and prosecute every criminal and enabler from this movement. From the lowest ICE stormtrooper to the CEOs and tech bros to the pedophiles, all must face justice.

Trump has so accelerated the news cycle with his “flooding the zone” that no story lasts a day. It comforts me to know his passing will be of no interest a day later in part because of him.

Hear me out. A fantasy murder camp where women take turns trying to get away with murder while the others try to catch them. At the end the most murdery gets a trophy that looks like it was used to cause blunt trauma.

Patriotism isn’t getting in line with unjust wars and chanting USA. Patriotism is supporting our troops by calling your Congress person and telling them to end this insane war powers over reach.

There is a non-zero chance that Trump confused the Midwest and Middle East and meant to attack Minnesota. It’s not funny but you really can’t rule it out.

Bad Bunny reminded us that going high when they go low can be uplifting and fun. That’s the America I want to live in. Where people can celebrate their culture without fear of persecution.

Same kitty. Same.

Does anyone else remember the smell of a kerosene heater? Is that a uniquely Gen X childhood scent memory?

A lot of my winter storm anxiety is around which book of the Bible this will be from. Will it be from Genesis like the flood or something more fitting the times ripped from the pages of Revelation?

Next year the Bears are offering a free defibrillator to season ticket holders. Go Bears!

I was let go during a massive layoff last January, just days after 47 took office. I had been with that company for 25 years. I survived 5 or 6 rounds of “right sizing” after being acquired by a PE firm. Dark days. After a few days of self pity I joined BlueSky. I had no expectations. More…

Walking to your car in the Target parking is 1000 times more dangerous than that murderer was in standing near Renee Good’s truck. If she was a domestic terrorist, Target is the Antifa headquarters. I still believe my eyes not their lies.

If the ICE agent and shooter was really hit by a car previously, that doesn’t make shooting a woman ok. It means HE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ACTIVE!!!

That’s as long as I can listen to JD Vance throw around words that his party has rendered meaningless like “radical left” and “domestic terrorist”. If protesting makes you both of those things then they have no meaning.

I don’t think the rhetoric from reasonable people is strong enough. Forget calming the rhetoric. If now isn’t the time for anger and rage and mass protests, when will it be?

So the response to the unjustified execution of a US citizen is for Vance to come out and announce a new position of Assistant AG in charge of fraud for the nation. Who will this be? The my pillow guy? This is the most disgusting group of bottom feeders in the history of politics.

For those seeking comfort about the future in our American institutions, remember that Father Time is undefeated and 47 is already in overtime.

This is the third time in my life that the US has attacked a foreign nation for oil using some thinly veiled bullshit. I’d just like to point out all three were under Republicans. George HW, W and now Trump. If you are a veteran or military family please consider that when voting. 🫡

What’s the one account you follow to stay up to date on the stuff you need to know?

Happy New Year friends! I hope 2026 is the year we can all pop the cork on that special bottle of champagne!

If taxing top down starting with the most fortunate like Mitt Romney sounds insane just think about what we do now. Whoever sold taxing the last fortunate the most should burn in hell. And say hi to Reagan for me. I’ve been trickling on him forever, he should feel some heat relief soon..

I’m loving Michelle Obama and @jonathancapehart.bsky.social in this interview. It’s so interesting to hear what incredible though, teamwork, and effort it took for her to look so effortlessly classy all the time. Great job Jonathan!

The White House announced the Kennedy Center will be renamed the Trump Kennedy Center. 😂 I hope JFK’s estate sues to remove his name from it so he isn’t lending gravitas to this charlatan.

Fixed it...🤭

Play never have I ever with me. Share this if you can say “never have I ever prayed for a widow maker heart attack on live tv”.

I was stupidly worried about health care and paying my bills. I totally forgot America was the hottest country in the world. Thanks Donald Trump! 🫡

Headline: Old man from Florida loudly yells complaints about the government. Subtext: Demented old crook forgets he is the government. #FTD #FuckTrump

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