Uh, yeah FromSoft... that's how damage works

I don't think any of us truly are...

Look at this beautiful little angel who has NEVER bitten anybody!!!

#deadlock So I guess Doorman can go out of bounds...

My most punchable face yet.

I crumbled a graham cracker into cottage cheese and I think I might be a genius.

Is this anything? idk...

Kobolds :3

Please refer to this chart I made: It shows being left handed being accepted to schools, compared to the number of people we understand now are naturally left-handed. This parallels the acceptance of LGBT rights in our current society, and the number of people feeling safe enough to come out.

They're called roguish good looks because they are constantly changing. If the good looks stay the same from day to day, they're rogue-like good looks.

I've never played FFT, but my friend was summarizing the story and I need to know if I got this right.

A cautionary tale about trusting yeens.

mfw when I try to explain a hyperfixation and someone says something completely wrong.

I will be providing no context for the creation of this

Anyone else?

"It's like talking to a brit lol" The phrase.. is talking... to a brick... wall... How can you mess that up!!????

So Shard's got to run her game tomorrow, so I'll post this tonight instead! Saturday before 9 PM EST I'll be on again for free gaming hours, planning to do at least a little Nightreign with @kobold.fun as well!

What's up cutie? How've you been? New model and off hiatus, I'm gonna stream and start doing some tiktok skits this weekend if you wanna come over and hang out. Check if it's ok, and I'll make you some dinner.

wherever could she be?

if you've ever wanted to know the shenanigans we get up to on the comfy cave server, behold the chaos that surrounds this gay lizard

In the 1470s there was a girl, probably named Gertrude, who spilled a whole cauldron pot of stew. Think about that for awhile...

If this post gets 2 likes, I'll debut on Saturday!

Lets get those last 6 out! We can do this!

ITS ACTUALLY SINKING IN THAT MY DEBUTT IS IN 2 DAYS!

Get ready for the most important vtuber debut of the month! Probably! I didn't check to see if anybody else is debuting. Join us, May 31st at 5pm PST.

Gearing up to start stream again for Pathfinder night tonight! I'll be getting set up in a little under an hour now, nearing the finale of @kobold.fun 's campaign. I'm really looking forward to it =)

My friend said that Hot Cocoa is coming back. I heard about this and immediately assumed that there was an indie artist, probably trans, that went by the name Hot Cocoa who made banger after banger and nobody knows who she is, and that she was making a comeback. ... She meant acid reflux...

lmao

*sigh* man... I gotta start committing more crimes...

Trying to troubleshoot and... no... just.... no

*nom*

Lizard things~

Terrible news friends... The connecting flight was cancelled, so I'm exhaust tired and stranded, and too brain fogged to figure out which airline has my luggage or how to get another flight. ... Rate my setup

Muahahaha, it worked. I got up at 3am Tokyo time. Right now I'm dead tired, but it's 2am in BC right now. So if I sleep on the plane, I'll be perfectly on my sleep schedule with no jetlag. If I don't fall asleep on the flight, I'm completely screwed. But if I do? *nods* All set. Smart kobold hour

Just to clarify, if I say "Give me your ears" I do mean it in a fae way, but I will give you animal ears in return.

The regret rate for trans surgery is lower than the regret rate of reading my posts.

Many trans girls wear collars with bells because they train in martial arts and would otherwise move silently.

Lady at the airport, to me curled up in a corner: 'This is a terrible place to sleep' Me, who has been up since 4am: 'Its a worse place to be awake'

I have harnessed the power of 14.4 thousand of god's own bytes to send this.

You're all incredible and loved. Please always remember that.

Food! Ingredients: 2 onions, a whole jimothy dean italian sausage, a head and a half of garlic, let simmer, add a bottle of marinara, 1.5 bottles of water, and 3ish spoons of chicken boullion, a ton of basil and a box of penne pasta. Cook for 15 min, mix in parmesean, simmer for another 5-10

I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED KOBOLD COOKING IF I DON'T REPORT BACK IN AN HOUR, SEND AN AMBULANCE AND A PIZZA, I WILL NEED BOTH.

One time I pretended to eat a moth when playing house as a kid and the other kids thought I actually at the moth but I didn't. They kept asking me how I could eat a moth like that and I decided to double down and say "Cuz they're tasty" and grabbed another moth out of the grass and actually ate it.

I have better curves than a teacher without tenure.

Maybe horseshoe theory is right in just this one situation...

Friendly reminders for everyone: Trans rights are human rights Nobody thinks they're the bad guy It's always ethical to punch a n*zi You deserve to not have someone else tell you how to live your life. Stay safe, my friends!

as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this

God, making me: Don't worry, her power will be kept in check by her heterosexuality Angel: Sir, you should take a look at this. God: Dear God...

Madam's apple

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