when I am in a Doofus Idiot competition and my opponent is Adam

ITS MONDAY MORNING 10:45AM AND I AM ALREADY OUT OF DAGGUM PATIENCE FOR THE WEEK

the Brainrot Bedframe

Walmart financials need to PLUMMET when this is implemented or other big stores will start to do the same. DO NOT BUY FROM WALMART!!! DO NOT GO IN THAT STORE IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON PAYING FOR THINGS

TRUE FRIENDS WILL STICK AROUND UNLIKE THAT SCOUNDREL CLETUS. BURN IN HELL CLETUS

did anybody else sprint for their wallet when they heard this

today!!!! i’ll be the opening run for the last day of the frame fatales event going on @gamesdonequick.com @framefatales.com !!!!! life’s CWAZY, hope to see you there!!!

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

HAS ANYONE SEEN CLEETUS ANYWHERE HE HASN'T BEEN RETURNING MY EMAILS

here’s the sched for this weekend!!!!! im super excited to yap and game with my GIRLS, hope your excited too it’s gonna be a blast 🩷💜 WOMEN 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 @karinananaaa.bsky.social @emilymidwest.bsky.social @seadanttv.bsky.social @happybearcares.bsky.social @loverish.bsky.social

brother WHAT is going on in the bathroom at work

YOU DONT WANT TO GET ON MY BAD SIDE SO DO NOT IRRITATR ME

Discord is sharing age verification data and personal information with the government 🤪

thank you Target for specifying that this mousepad is gender neutral

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

remember when Drake compared himself to Jeffrey Epstein in his own song

naming my son Cleetus to own the libs

discord.com/press-releas... the decline of discord's user experience has been feeling reminiscent of 2020s twitter recently. unfortunately with discord, there is nowhere else to go

just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.

Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active. www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...

IT MAY BE A NEW YEAR BUT I AM STILL THE SAME BIG DAWG

THE BIG DAWG ABSTAINED FROM VIOLENCE THIS YEAR AND BETTER NOT SEE COAL IN HIS DOGGONE STOCKING AGAIN

I paid $35 for this picture happy Minion Monday

I have had the same picture on discord for almost 3 years. but today I finally changed it

just had to explain to Erica what Truck Nuts are

MONDAY HIT ME HARDER THAN MY UNCLE BUBBA WOULD HIT THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT CRAB LEGS BUFFET

make sure you check your startup apps on your PC periodically. I haven't checked mine for maybe 2 months and a bunch of apps snuck their way in there

my Christmas present to me

SOME OF YOU LIBERALS BELONG IN THIS CONTAINER

THE BIG DAWG ISN'T MADE OF MONEY

seeing Thin Red Line stickers will never cease to be both pathetic and hilarious. no one ever said we don't need firemen / EMTs, y'all just want to be a victim

more like Wack Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just remembered that people probably still have YOLO tattoos and cringed so hard

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

THE BIG DAWG CAN HARDLY AFFORD A DOGGONE PACK OF FRICKIN GUM IN THIS ECONOMY

LMFAOOOOOOOO

I find it hilarious how this situation is equally confusing to both Democrats and Republicans

person 1 (who's airplane just took off): "well I can't turn back now!" guy who is no help at all: "well you could, you would just go to jail for a very long time 🤪"

THE BIG DAWG COULDNT HOLD IN HIS LAUGHTER WHEN JOANN FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AT SUNDAY MASS

why am I getting 2009-era Facebook memes on my discover page

IN APP FACIAL SCANS????? HELLO?????????

people will argue about literally anything nowadays, even the most mundane things. the Internet has eroded away any sense of decorum that has existed in some manner throughout most of human history. I can't tell if everything sucks or if everyone has become insufferable or both

it's finally hot water drinking season 😈

GOOD LUCK KIDNAPPING THE BIG DAWG AFTER HE HAS EATEN MACDONALDS

AI-suggested text responses are really helpful when you need to console someone grieving a death

I went in a sensory deprivation tank once but I got bored so I started drinking the water until I threw up