as someone who works in a retirement facility: that's not great as a human being: hell yeah

moderates are truly insufferable

anybody looking for video editing work or know anyone looking for video editing work? I could use some help with some projects

do not go to Starbucks man

everybody always asks how my back is but nobody ever asks how my front is 🥀

just pull the door you frickin doofus idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trans rights are human rights.

one of the greatest AI features are these cool and useful predictive texts that are forced on to every new phone

I GET BETTER AT MULTI TASKING EVERY FRICKIN YEAR

its finally over!!!!!!!!!!!! 43 days later finally have 202

Trans rights are human rights and I would literally die on this hill.

need a T break from social media after this week

It really is a grim ritual that we have so many acts of violence that evolve into another grim ritual of everyone waiting to see what team the maniac played for, and half the time that has already been decided by the grim ritual of everyone speculating before anyone has any clue about it

seeing anti-homeless archicture makes my blood boil

I CANT FRICKEN HELP IT SOMETIMES

weeds when they see a weed wacker coming their way

My backyard has a sunflower that is the real-world version of 🥀

Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form

Why does Sheetz keep talking to me like this bro

Bad news liberals - it's not contagious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this looks like an overworld map that i want to explore but it doesn’t exist 😢

kids look so much younger than i remember them looking when i was a kid. apparently this kid is 11 years old but to me it looks like a literal baby.

my give a fart is on vacation 😎

am i the only person that thought 🥀 meant flaccid LMAOOOOO

who is bro talking to 😭

watching this gave me such a blast from the past. what an amazing game man

this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

these morons showing off their obscene gun collections don’t even realize how many of these guns are pointed directly at their own children

Sciatica sounds like the name of a Dark Souls boss

trying to be more intentional about feeling gratitude daily. life can be rough sometimes, but i am also fortunate in a lot of ways that are easy to ignore when inconveniences pop up

Superman was ten times better than Fantastic Four. wasn’t even close tbh

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

i frickin HATE bills !!!!!!!!

is this app becoming twitter for old people

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

pls nintendo 🙏🏻 give us GameCube Animal Crossing on Nintendo switch online soon to hold us over until you make a new game🙏🏻

unfortunately, tv speakers are the root of this issue. get a 3.1 surround sound system or a soundbar with 2 peripheral speakers + a soundbar and you’ll never have this issue again

WITH A FRICKIN CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just had to explain to someone who Haliey Welch is

It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates

my smash bros mindspace is king dedede would try to hang out with the other kings and brag a bit about he's cooler than kirby and so much stronger then k rool would start talking about how he wishes he could turn donkey kong into a bloody pulp and drink him and dedede would be like

having OCD is like having someone follow you around all day and convince you the sky is falling in every single scenario you encounter. and since it turns out to be true 1 out of every 10,000 times, you blindly believe it every time

there’s this one fire alarm right next to my office that i get the urge to pull every time i walk past it 😭

Tuesdays frickin SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chill day off spending time with my daughter in Christ

yeah i’m partner pushing — pushing my partner to reach for her dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ilovemywife

Twitch is showing ICE recruitment ads. absolutely horrendous. submit your vote in this linked post to possibly be able to opt out of these ads in the future, sure, but we should be pressing twitch execs 24/7 until they pull these ads. permitting these ads is disgusting and unacceptable

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