Ok, Stat v. Persephone is something I didn't know I needed before tonight. #AEWDynamite

My favorite match of the night was Forbidden Door.

Paradigm Shift - Death Rider - Tiger Driver 91 W T F ! ! ! #ForbiddenDoor

Can't forget Lio. #ForbiddenDoor

Squirt of Orange #ForbiddenDoor

That rope fakeout was something Bugs Bunny would do. #ForbiddenDoor

He's finally done edging us. #ForbiddenDoor

ZA BASTAADO PAKUUUUU!!!! #ForbiddenDoor

Woah, I can finally move again. #ForbiddenDoor

The final fight in The Furious is a chaotic mess in the best way. Haven't seen action like that since The Raid movies.

Here's a story about Muriel, an 84 year old Scottish grandma. She is one of the last residents of a fishing village that's in danger of becoming a golf course for a rich American asshole. All seems dire until she meets a creature on the beach. A mix of The Blob, The Thing, and Annihilation.

Take a cross country road trip, mix in a cast of characters that are kinda shitty, slarher with some social commentary, and let the whole adventure go sideways because Reddit got involved.

mk2 reflecting pool

Merge two movies: Nosferatu Fast Tu Furious

My trivia team name tonight: Is Hamlet streaming on Tubi or not Tubi. I have angered the trivia host who is a theater nerd.

This is an odd one to recommend, because you've already read it. You just don't remember. There are things in this world that can hide themselves by erasing all forms of perception, but not perfectly. So give this a re-read before it becomes lost like that Sinbad genie movie.

Doors confuse Sasquatch. #MysteryWrestling25andahalf

And the ketchup pervert gets the pin. #MysteryWrestling25andahalf

Of course homewrecker Okada is laughing in the background. #AEWDoN

Well this totally reeks of awesomeness. #AEWDoN

Game-used Jeff Jarrett guitar.

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone. 🤼‍♀️

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone 🤼‍♀️

This game may take a while.

When is Samoa Joe not intimidating? It's like his natural state. #AEWDynamite

If you see this, post a concert photo you took. (Gojira)

Clever girl...

Be wary of the bike lane, it's a cyclepath.

We have questions . . . 🎤🤔

So far, the exercise ball has been the MVP of the rumble. #MysteryWrestling25

Blue paint is definitely delicious and safe to eat. #MysteryWrestling25

Stu has gone too far with this invisible carnage. #MysteryWrestling25

Some heavy AI accusations from Stu. #MysteryWrestling25

"This is the hottest cylindrical meat fight I've seen in centuries." #MysteryWrestling25

"Once upon a time, I was me." The Book of Adornable

Station Eleven - After a super virus wiped out modern civilization, a troupe of Shakespeare performers travel around the Great Lakes region because survival is insufficient. The story bounces between characters, before and after the collapse, that are all connected in some way.

Psycho Mike is going to have one hell of a hangover. #MysteryWrestling24

"Not spilling a drop of adult juice, like a true professional." #MysteryWrestling24

"Legally, I don't know how this works." #MysteryWrestling24

A falls count somehow match? I'm intrigued. #MysteryWrestling24

"You can't cover the 'Squatch!" #MysteryWrestling24

A few people showed up in St Paul today.

Sasquatch is better than you, and you know it. #MysteryWrestling23

Stu Grayson and The Invisible Man putting on a clinic right now. #MysteryWrestling23

"Two men fighting for each other's meat." #MysteryWrestling23

Of course Cecil Nyx would be involved in a 5 out of 9 falls battle royale. #MysteryWrestling23

After everything this year, tonight's episode of #AEWDynamite was cathartic. Kenny, Swerve, Top Flight, Mina, Thekla, everyone put on a fun show. The Fuck ICE chant was, by far, the loudest of the night.

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means. #AEWDynamite

Project Hail Mary, go see it. You will laugh, you will cry, you will fist my bump.