Stockpiling German sausage and cheese for a wurst käse scenario.

A must read, whether you’re a wrestling fan or not

Hello music lovers, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard has their entire catalogue on a pay what you want model on Bandcamp right now. 🎸

My newt is tiny.

It's Saturday at the mall.

Finally something in my wheelhouse. What minced oath, or something your grandma would say instead of swearing is this:

Ever see a movie that makes you want to talk about it, but you can't, because talking about it will spoil it? That's me with Weapons.

The word "frothy" mislead me.

Stat Daddy is going to buy so much confetti.

A huge thank you to the people who performed on and helped produce the #WorldsLongestMatch. One the stupidest things I’ve ever attempted. The new unofficial record of 21 hours, 49 minutes and 12 seconds is now held by @mysterywrestling.bsky.social!

Chugs joins the chat! #MysteryWrestling #WorldsLongestMatch

Because wrestling is anime, here's Call of the Night by the Creepy Nuts

So many choices. I'd go with Evil Uno Harley Cameron Mark Briscoe Nyla Rose Samoa Joe Is it possible to enter MxM Collection as one contestant? They would keep finding ways to make Alex uncomfortable.

Why you should see Swiss Army Man: A man, looking to end it all, learns to accept himself after surviving the wilderness with the aid of a farting corpse. Starring Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but Krule has a door in his hand." #MysteryWrestling17

Oh no! Post traumatic stress door! #MysteryWrestling17

Sasquatch didn't wash their hands. #MysteryWrestling17

lmaoooooooooooooooo, ref took a bump so we need a new blindfold referee 😂 #MysteryWrestling17 @mysterywrestling.bsky.social 🤼 www.twitch.tv/eviluno | www.youtube.com/live/5z4AnBA...

This is the fastest 60 minute match in pro wrestling history. #MysteryWrestling17

There needs to be more saxophone in pro wrestling. #MysteryWrestling17

#MysteryWrestling17 with Evil Uno and Chris Danger begins RIGHT NOW! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️ WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/5z4AnBA...

For those looking for something to scratch that Berserk itch, Between Two Fires may do just that. Set in France during the Black Plague, a disgraced knight and a drunkard priest escort an orphan girl who sees angels while war rages between heaven and hell.

ABOLISH ICE #AEWDynamite

It's been said before, but in case anyone needs reminding, pro-wrestling is for everyone.

The d4, lowest in game damage, highest irl damage. #MysteryWrestling16

I AM THE DOOR! #MysteryWrestling16

If Cecil Nyx loses I might cry. #MysteryWrestling16

Oh no! The Kevin Nashquatch has torn his Sasquads! #MysteryWrestling #MysteryWrestling16

"Sasquatch may have nutted himself there." #MysteryWrestling16

Simon Miller vs Big Sexy Sasquatch #MysteryWrestling16

SHOW’S TODAY! #MysteryWrestling16 📺 LIVE and FREE at 5PM ET: www.twitch.tv/EvilUno www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXy2... Loser Leaves Mystery. Simon Miller. Evil Uno on commentary. DO NOT MISS IT! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Shit's about to get real. #anarchyinthearena #AEWDoN

Oh Pricochet, you crafty bald bastard. #AEWDoN

"I'm not sure our cameras can handle the glare." #AEWDoN

Mercedes and Hayter setting the bar high for the night. #AEWDoN

Have you seen Hundreds of Beavers? You should.

Favorite trivia team name tonight: Naz-goulash

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

This is now an iron dick match. #MysteryWrestling15

Justified "You Fucked Up" chant for giving a bear cocaine. #MysteryWrestling15

Cecil Nyx getting beat down by... Cecil Nyx?!? #MysteryWrestling15

It's Ass Blastin' time! #MysteryWrestling15

John Pavar-hungee #MysteryWrestling

#MysteryWrestling15 is TODAY 5PM EST! Evil Uno, John Silver, Darius Martin and tons of other MYSTERIES LIVE and FREE on twitch.tv/EvilUno! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️ #prowrestling #comedy

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Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway is the 3rd or 4th weirdest movie I've seen in the past year.

Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

At trivia the other night: The question was about what cabbage-wrapped food item, invented in NYC in the 1930s, shares a name with an Easter activity. Me - Egg hunt? No, egg roll, the thing the white house does. Guy I'm helping - huh, that makes sense. Guy writes down Nyquil for some reason.