"Slab, Enlightened" to celebrate our group finishing fists of the Ruby Phoenix. #pathfinder2e #ttrpg After spending an entire month mentally wandering the depth and breadth of the multiverse, Slab found a single fuck to give: His friends. Patreon reward by @arven.bsky.social

Mrw I havent posted in days and I have 7 notifications "What did past me do this time?

Out of context #ttrpg quote of the day: "I do not want to add [vomit inflation] to the campaign's list of tags."

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them. Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment. *Artists will.*

Social anxiety levels critical. Oh well, I've ridden this horse before. The trick is to just wait until human.exe settles back down again.

@jacyanthis.bsky.social Brooo, is my Roomba a person??? You're a stupid fuck with absolutely no understanding of technology. LLMs are not anywhere close to a point where "personhood" should even be in the conversation. Take the vape pen out of your asshole, do some soul searching and get smarter.

If your high fantasy campaign ends in another status quo "showdown with the bbeg" where it's the party vs one single enemy: Fucking do better. That shit was new and exciting in the PlayStation 1 era. At this point it's a cop-out. Particularly true if you are running pf2E or D&D5e #ttrpg

Absolute trash tier poster. Straight up garbage. Roll me up and throw me straight into the dumpster where I belong. It won't stop my yapping. SOME FOLKS ADOPTED THE TRASH, I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT.

A manga style SKEB of Slab by @digitab.bsky.social Super fun! Go on and get one for your favorite PC #ttrpg #pathfinder2e

Player reaction when their hair brained plan blows up on their face: ((shocked Slab by @arven.bsky.social )) #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #calculatedbutbadatmath

If ya see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

If you had the audacity to scold people for pointing out Charlie Kirk was a sack of shit and are now silent as the GOP shifts tone from screaming for blood and maximum punishment to bemoaning the fact that "one of them" pulled the trigger: Please remove yourself from my sight, you're a coward.

When I see the lengths 5E only players are willing to endure just to avoid trying other systems I suddenly understand the "Americans will measure in anything but metric" jokes on a whole new level. #ttrpg

I proclaim that waddling is the default ambulatory mode of anything described as "just a little guy". #ttrpg

Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit. Just a reminder.

Fists of the Ruby Phoenix is drawing to a close. Our group will be starting curtain call and I'm so excited to play this ferocious muscle mommy. Lady Andorianna Burnstrider, Kitsune Fire/ Earth kineticist. #pathfinder2e #ttrpg Art was a patreon reward by @arven.bsky.social

Just a reminder: Federal politicians are concerned only with whatever will get them re-elected. Your local, and even state officials might genuinely might want to make changes. The House of Representatives and Senators only care about holding onto their seats. Nothing else. Do not trust them.

How do you, personally as a player handle the concept of hit points and magical healing in high fantasy? Narratively, not mechanically. Personally, I love the idea that magical healing leaves ugly scars because it's a quick fix. I visualize "damage" outside of critical hits as glancing blows 1/2

Let's make it 100 more. And let's make them $5 tier to boot!

Without downloading new pics where are you mentally

Every time someone says "I asked chat gpt" or "I used AI" Aggressively roast them for relying on autocorrect to think for them. Be absolutely insufferable. Make it clear such behavior is unacceptable. Shame is a powerful social tool. Nobody likes feeling dumb. Make them feel DUMB AS HELL.

Have some Charlie for international cat day

Hey so this fight isn't over. Use these resources. Next time you're in the bathroom doom scrolling make a call.

A bit of education for folks who don't commission artists/ don't do it often. 1. Happy artists make better work. Br patient, let them cook at their pace. 2. If you have a deadline ask if the artist expedites / offers a priority fee 3. Start small and build a business relationship. 1/2

Keep fucking fighting. Choke the life out of these greedy fucks.

If you honestly and genuinely cannot lead a fulfilling life with a net worth of $5 million, humanity does not need you.

Shout out to the ubiquitous strip mall teriyaki/ Indian food joints of the Pacific Northwest: You are the foundation of the working populace's lunch. We love you.

Are you tired of wading through AI trash on Google search just to find a good character or NPC portrait? Subscribe to Myrmidia's patreon! Sure she's got a $1 tier, but imo her $5 tier is the minimum she deserves for all her hard work.

You can either run a game with romanticized, flashy fantasy melee combat OR you can be historically accurate and simulationist. Do not fucking try to be both. I will shit in your shoes.

"your pfp is your therapist" Bro, "Chips" bottles her feelings up so tight they turn to diamonds. Best I'll get is a hug and the chance to play fetch with her lava hound, Dip.

Going to be streaming Metro2033 for Horror Mondays over at twitch.tv/FrothingLoins 6pm pacific start time

"Chips" wants you all to stay cool and safe in the summer heat! Summer fun "Chips" by @arven.bsky.social #ttrpg #pathfinder2E

www.twitch.tv/frothingloins Yakuza Friday! Live in about 15 minutes

Dicefunctional is fighting the good fight. Use this list to keep the shitlords out of your experience.

The only line that needs to always go up is the number of executives losing everything they have.

It doesn't matter what your opinion on nsfw content is. Payment processors cannot be allowed to be the gatekeepers of what businesses can and cannot operate. Period. They WILL come for YOU some day if this shit isn't squashed.

A new Slab as memes from @arven.bsky.social #pathfinder2e #ttrpg #longlongman

//arachnophobia// Awakened spider with swarm keeper archetype pf2E PC Nightmare fuel.

#pathfinder2e community let's show off our kineticists! meet my Fire / Earth kineticist Andorianna Burnstrider, pictured here under the effects of Assume Earth's Mantle and Furnace Form, using Lava Leap to dive into the fray. art by @arven.bsky.social

They've stolen the sky from us just to lease it back at a nominal fee.

@karolynerocha.bsky.social included a bonus black and white version of Mjarrla that looks stunning! It's like she came right out of retro comic bad-assery. #pathfinder2e #ttrpg

@karolynerocha.bsky.social did INCREDIBLE with my Talos Ulfen Ranger, Mjarrla Shatterbrow. She's a werewolf :3 #pathfinder2e #ttrpg #kingmaker

Deleting a ranting social media post before you post it is always self care.

Life in your 30s:

If you say anything bad about MY work I'll shrug it off and move on with my life because nothing I do creatively pays my bills. I can suck at making stuff for literally the rest of my life and be perfectly happy.

Not usually one to do this but: @paizo.com You gave the Firebrands faction an entire book full of really cool character options...But the faction plays 0 role, let alone a major role in any published adventure. It'd be great if you changed this! #pathfinder2E #ttrpg

Quote yer mon

@digitab.bsky.social Feel free to pick one of these characters for the manga Skeb.

This month @arven.bsky.social gave us two lovely portraits of Daros and Slab. What is Daros trying to use his charm and floof to ask for? Why is Slab so sad? #ttrpg #pathfinder2E