is now a good time to tell y’all about my book?

saw some cool rocks today with @michelleakin.com

country life vibes

He was ready for his close-up. 🐝 (Having bees removed from part of our roof today. Oyyy!)

In case y’all were wondering what Rocket is up to today, it’s this

elegance

dog

show me your fav mugs

today I put the Glad in Gladiator

I tell my dog I love him at least 7 times a day, just to make sure he hears it everyday.

caption this

y’all my sweet husband finally asked me for an invite code! how do I get one?

awareness raised

May the 4th be with you all pew pew pew

Sunset view through rainy clouds last night here in HV. Can’t believe I used to be a city person. I love this place.

so you're saying it's giving this energy seasons 1-8 no fillers 💜 this place feels like all stars all winners where everyone is also kind

I only provide endorsements that I 100% believe.

This is how Rocket greets us in the morning. “Hello. You’re alive. Here’s my favorite toy”

gm bsky…. Last night I found this loaf in the middle of the floor

reply w a pic of your chill dog

Rocket investigates all the goings-on in his kitchen, whether I like it or not. He assisted in carrot inspection over the weekend. Chief Carrot Inspector

welcome

FYI if you’re ever trying to give me “food gifts,” like a hostess gift or something, I like normal boring dill pickles more than fancy ones

easy hack for finding novelty: go deeper even just literally looking more closely at whatever thing you're interacting with in the physical world. Inspect the coffee beans! Wonder at the infinite fractal complexity of... everything.

What’s ur current favorite emoji? Mine is 👹

if you think your dog is the cutest in the world pls repost w a photo of said dog. I’ll start

it’s rainy here today, so pls enjoy this blue sky photo from my travels last weekend ☀️

Rocket, like me, liked to pretend he’s in Disney World all the time

[SNL Cool Drones voice] Girl can't wait to get back to Djibouti

Any His Dark Materials fans here in bsky? We just did an episode on the series on my podcast (all things magical + meaningful) ENJOYYYYY and relive the magic - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/west-of-wonderland/id1580096976?i=1000610674266

Hello police? Yes I’m being threatened. No it’s online. No it’s not Twitter but it’s a lot like Twitter. Well it’s new. No I don’t know who they are. Yes it was a reply to one of my posts. No it’s not a tweet. Well they’re calling them skeets. Skeets. Yes but the CEO doesn’t like that. Hello?

I wish my name was Beverly so I could be like “oh, just call me Bev.”

Queen Jay

I love the ideas of living a life that emphasis “everyday awe and our capacity to see the moral beauty in others, the wonders of nature, or the sublime in music or art.” I also love that you don’t need wealth to enjoy any of that.

Rocket is watching birds move through the backyard

Sunrise in Hudson Valley. I woke up unnaturally early and couldn’t get back to sleep so now we all have this photo. There was crazy fog across the street. Like a cloud had descended. I didn’t take a pic sorry y’all

did anyone else think Martha’s Vineyard was Martha Stewart’s place for like… maybe too long?

Rainy cuddly morning in Hudson Valley

show me the pet bleps

Rocket really enjoyed sitting next to this Balinese cow skull recently.

adulthood is carrying a nice big glass of water to your room and then spotting the following on your bedside table: 1. An already full glass of water 2. Two half-full ones 3. A flat can of flavored seltzer that you left in case of emergency

My dog and his chihuahua bestie did not like this other dog why am I laughing so much at their expressions

Rocket was unnaturally resentful of this bath bomb today

Heyyyyy bsky I’m back in New York yayyyyyy

Not such a blue sky today here, so here are some flowers

Haiku Bot wrote about my Cosmic Cantina deluxe burrito 🌯 🥺💓