This rollercoaster of emotions over the past 24 hours has been interesting. Being at Game 7 made me feel more alive than anything else in a long time. I'm heartbroken by the loss, but if you told me at the beginning of the season that my team would make the World Series I'd have laughed my ass off.

If I turned this on without knowing what it was, I'd think it was some Ozempic round table. What the fuck happened to Hockey Night in Canada? The enshittification of everything continues.

That sudden realization when consuming content on a specific topic that you pretty much know enough about it and you're just hearing the same things over and over and it's time to unsubscribe/unfollow because yep, I'm good. I think I need to do this more often.

The worst part about the same media company buying up all the radio stations is that they ALL go to commercial at the same time.

I'm gonna need to see a replay of that Jamil Jivani interview ripping Doug Ford.

30 minutes later and CBC still hasn't called it. This is odd.

CBC still not calling majority or minority. It's been half an hour since CTV called a minority.

My partner's ctvnews.ca says Liberal minority and mine says Liberal win.

Something tells me if Pierre Poilievre loses Carleton, the convoy morons are going to blame the giant ballot and dox every independent candidate on that list.

WE HAVE A POLL REPORTING FROM CARLETON FANJOY IN THE LEAD

Waiting for polls from Carleton like

Still nothing from Carleton...

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, EVERYONE!

Can someone tell Mark Carney to actually LOOK at the camera like PP and Jagmeet are doing? Because people eat that shit up.

Just coming on to say Jagmeet Singh gives ZERO FUCKS and I love it ☝️🖐️

Scrolling tiktok and the BBC is broadcasting the launch of Bezos' Blue Origin again and Katy Perry is going to be on it and the Kardashians are there being interviewed and HOLY SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING. NO ONE CARES, BBC. RICH ASSHOLES DOING RICH ASSHOLE SHIT ISN'T NEWSWORTHY.

I KNEW IT!!!!

OneUI 7 update today! Not crazy about the changes to the universal search function but what can you do

OK I'm back. Nice break.

Deleting this app. Maybe I'll redownload in a month. Tired of it.

I fucking hate it here.

PROVE ME WRONG, ONTARIO. #onelection

Yes, I'm going to go cast my strategic little vote for the non-conservative candidate in my riding most likely to win. That said, if Doug Ford doesn't win today I will eat my hat. Ontarians are complacent, ignorant, selfish, lazy, and clueless. I have absolutely no faith in these people.

Dad Guy says the agenda for today is to lounge and look adorable. I thrive in these situations. 😊

The orange cassette was EVERYTHING

Ahh why am I crying 😭

Renounce your citizenship then, asshole.

Wow Sportsnet, way to mute the crowd. Assholes.

I know we’re all used to getting our voter card before voting, but this is a snap election and you may not get it in time! You don’t need it. Go vote! #topoli #onpoli

I normally just block and move on, but I'm feeling some type of way today.

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

I do not believe a WORD that mic'd up athletes say. They are hamming it up for TV and trying to be cute. Now, if they started micing up players without telling them, THAT would be funny. I might even pay money to watch that.

I'll be riding this high all weekend, at least.

Canada wins! #fournations

WE DID IT YOU GUYS #4nationsfaceoff

DUDES IM NERVOUS

FUCK YEAH

LEAVE JORDAN BINNINGTON ALONE YOU HILLBILLIES

PK Subban is a Canadian. Either PK is ignoring it, or he openly supports the annexation of Canada. Fuck PK Subban.

FUCK PK SUBBAN

NATHAN MacKINNON!!!

Chantal Kreviazuk, what the fuck was that anthem girl

I'm gonna barf #4nationsfaceoff

PROVE ME WRONG, DWEEBS! PROVE ME WRONG!

Karoline Leavitt is a stupid cunt.

Girl leave me alone, you have my vote.

Canada-Russia hockey final tonight, just like old times.

Time to boycott Shopify. Oh, it's used by a huge number of online stores? Guess I won't be shopping then.

We won't bend the knee to a gangster state!

Imagine wearing a SENSIBLE FRENCH TIP for a nail-themed runway when everyone else around you has super intricate/interesting nails on. #dragrace