navigating the bus transfer situation in small central europe countries has driven me to my number one vice

no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician

DUNEHEADS RISE UP FOR THE WORM

me, after drinking my fifth or sixth czech beer of the day: damn, remember espresso martinis. I miss that me

PRAGUE HAS PEACH FLAVORED RADLERS!! I AM ALIVE!!!!!

life literally doesn’t get better than a good sammy and roller derby

the thing about radlers is I always want to drink another one right after I finish the first and I know this about myself and yet I never buy two from the grocery. why? catholic guilt probably

growing up is realizing I almost never prefer the ot3, I would really like to see infidelity thanks 👍

one of the sides of traveling long(er) term is sometimes you have to spend an afternoon making bra and panty soup in the hotel bathtub bc the laundry service would be like €200

so far, for me, the rome experience was seeing hundreds and hundreds of pieces of amazing, historical works of art from like the neolithic times to the middle ages and then getting to the end of the vatican museums and being like "damn I really fuck with modern art"

I love second chance romance

this is the first hostel I’ve stayed at since I was like 21 ish and I’m mostly enjoying it because I love being extroverted and having bizarre conversations with strangers. but I am not enjoying how the dorm is infringing on my usual ‘lounging around in towel’ time and daily call to my mom

I asked my hostel manager if I could borrow scissors (because the country of greece stole mine) and he went on a huge rant about how he WOULD, but the children steal all his scissors, and then he took me behind his desk to show me the stapled leash he fashioned to his very last pair of scissors lol

me, tired from waking up at 2:30am for a 5am flight, sad about my sister leaving, worried about the transit strike in italy leaving me stranded at the naples airport: 😶 the seattle kraken: would you like mason marchment in this trying time

our official cat sighting count in naxos made it to 196. leaving very well satisfied by our pst psst, head scratching efforts

now that we’ve officially been here for over 24 hours I can officially say that naxos may actually be heaven?

buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

I was doing so well at avoiding sunburns through multiple city days but of course I burnt the fuck out of my back the first day I got to swim 😔

pret ham and cheese baguette sandwich how much did I miss you

I know it’s a cliche and self centered to travel to a completely different continent and think it looks like home, but inland greece looks just like eastern oregon

the sweatiest girl in athens checked into her hostel, took a shower, went grocery shopping, and saw her first cats. also kinda forgot that the first couple days of solo travel SUCKS especially when you’re sick. luckily I just need to stay awake 4 more hours and my sisters will be here on friday ☺️

had to sprint through half of the amsterdam airport and I only made thanks to the grace of god and the immigration agents but I am officially the sweatiest girl on the plane to athens ✌️

the eve before long term travel problem of waking up three hours before your alarm absolutely convinced that you’ve picked the wrong carry-on, blearily unpacking everything in the new bag and repacking it in the old one, only to discover that YES you should have packed it this way in the first place

guys I am so miserable I think I'm dying... I have an international flight in two days....

It is truly wonderful of the pnw to try and murder me with pollen allergies the last weekend I am here. please, continue to make me suffer. I am juggling antihistamines and a sore throat with only major bitching & moaning, it’s fine

last day at this job and I am unearthing incredible lore and the most random pieces of swag from past projects

just gave what was likely my last ever project field walk and I will not miss climbing 14 flights of stairs because I foolishly believe it will “help me get my steps in”

I’m being lazy right now but my only goals for today are to 1. drive to the beach for the sunset, 2. eat a dairy queen brownie blizzard at said beach, 3. watch the entire next to normal west end cast proshot and do NOT cry my eyes out

this whole week at work has been sooo weird. everyone has been so incredibly complimentary & kind, it’s making me feel like a celebrity. I should quit jobs more often. five more works days left though!

I just saw a video of mack and sid at worlds captioned “let’s score goals for canada with mama” and omfjgndkkdkfkggkg

meandered over to our local dive bar to watch the maple leafs get yelled at… rough period boys

I have been so patient but bluesky potentially never implementing protected posts has slowly killed my desire to use this account. I don't want to go back to twitter but like, I'm considering it

I’m trying train myself out of leaving tips when the business truly has no service component (food pickup, drive thrus, farmer’s markets) but it is so so hard. just price your product appropriately and leave me out of it!

sebastian stan cast in a boy kissing movie is a recession indicator I’m afraid

me, flirting: do u want to take a 3 hour mig welding workshop to create a morning star and flail with me

why is one of my anime posts from 2013 going around tumblr today. girl that was twelve years go

woke up with a giant mystery bruise on the top of my hand and it hurts but it kind of rules because I can start every meeting this morning with ‘look at my cool bruise’

I played totk all weekend and I love that they have given me so many new ways to blow stuff up. all I do is explode things and build increasingly fucked up cars. and die from falling

7 weeks until my last day at work 💃

was so sad this week I started tears of the kingdom and wow I have died from falling like, ten times. this little guy can not stay alive

the new sparkbird album is growing on me, I like it more and more each listen

also of course my dad had to text me that martin died right when I was leaving work so I had to covertly cry my eyes out all the way down the tram and the walk to the lot with my car trying to avoid all the construction men also doing the same commute

martin the cat is not doing well. he doesn’t appear to be in any pain and is getting lots of love but he’s stopped eating/drinking. vet thinks the best thing to do is keep him comfortable due to his age (16). dad is keeping him company but we expect him to pass today. what a shitty year for pets

I’ve had a personal tumblr since 2010 and I started feeling emo about losing all that personal history and joking around with friends and writing my stories but then I was like, actually it’s fine. cloud storage is evil & nothing is meant to live forever. I sped run nihilism lol

today’s jam youtu.be/pCwjIUeoLhQ?...

one of the actors in the first aid class training videos I’m taking this morning looks like an off brand jacob anderson. every time I see him I’m like damn louis, what are you doing there? oh cpr? honestly probably a good thing for vampires to know

NEW BALL PARK MUSIC ALBUM HELLO

I’m deep in the sabbatical planning right now and tell me why it is always cheaper and faster to take a flight than take a train or ferry. bro, my environmental impact 🥲

ten years in and I learn new words at work every day. what the fuck do you mean that a “snoot” is a industry recognized term for a fire protection inlet. that’s not real. or am I the stupid one for not knowing this? a snoot, jesus fucking christ

what the fuck did tumblr mobile do to my everything?!??