I’m sorry but some of y’all don’t deserve a pride month

#Thunderbolts was surprisingly emotional. I really enjoyed it. Definitely a highlight in the MCU.

who wants to make me a happy boy?

Funny how quickly we all moved on from his staged assassination attempt

I hope Gaga is getting bomb dick rn. Sis deserves it for how hard she’s been working. She better bounce on Michael’s pole-ansky.

The job market really sucks right now. I have been actively and aggressively looking for a job for over a year. It’s so frustrating.

woke up sad cuz that orange man still hasn’t died

Kind of obsessed with this icon #VanderpumpVilla

LoveDrug AKA best song on MAYHEM one day you’ll get your moment to shine

Post a GIF you can hear..🎞️🎬📽️

ok I get it now Chelsea

The remaster of The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion looks beautiful. Is it too late to call out sick from work so I can play it?

Gaga, can you hear me? Is that a spirit in the background? GAGA is that a ghost behind you!? #ladygaga

This episode of The Last of Us was intense 😳 my heart is still racing

I’m sad we never got physicals for Disease and Abracadabra ☹️

Beep-boop

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Umm who has the full recording of Gaga’s Coachella performance

In other news: I just got my first raise since 2022. 👏 It was 3% 😭

I’m addicted

I need Belinda and Zion’s negotiating skills

Idgaf what the haters say Krypto can do no wrong

At my desk listening to Rose Gray

Update: it’s mine 💃

Repost with a pic and your age 2️⃣4️⃣8️⃣

It’s a dark day in America I did not get MAYHEM Ball tickets

I have placed a $20 bid to buy TikTok Good luck Amazon

If I’m neither a Citibank or Verizon customer, what are my chances of getting MAYHEM Ball tickets when the artist presale starts? Should I even bother?

Just watched Wicked for the first time. It was cute.

MAYHEM is such a fucking GREAT album

ok but we want this diva back

I need this but my bank account says I don’t

Felt down all day because I didn’t get the job I was interviewing for… And then I opened a fortune cookie and these silly words on a paper stuffed inside it somehow managed to make me feel a little bit better 🤣

Adolescence on Netflix really packs an emotional punch. Been a while since a series actually brought me to tears and left me needing a cigarette break (I don’t even smoke)

Starting the morning with Gaga Radio and it’s playing Tony 😭

Finally got local mp3 files for Kill For Love and Can’t Stop The High added to my MAYHEM playlist on Spotify

Does it count as #fcf if I’m wearing underwear 🙈

Meeting set for 3:30 pm (on a Friday!!!) is canceled 🙌 funny how that instantly put me in the best mood 😁

Got around to framing my signed copy of MAYHEM. This will have to be her home for now until I find a better spot for her

These text messages for political campaigns are getting out of control

sam rockwell’s character is wild

literally my reaction to tonight’s episode of the white lotus

Ordering a carne asada burrito at 9:30 pm 🙃

since it’s women’s history month, these are just some of the women (in music) who raised me, shaped my musical taste, inspired me to learn an instrument, to write sheet music, and put pen to paper

not asking gaga to sign the nurtec box 😭

Have I gone overboard? I’m still waiting for more copies in the mail 🤭

I wanna feel the beast inside

Getting ready for bed. Gonna pray I wake up in the morning with a huge cock and a fat ass 🙏

Thank goodness the Gaga x The Weeknd collab rumors weren’t true

Twitter users coming over here today… I am judging y’all harshly