I can't believe how beautiful and feminine I look in this photo and I'm freaking rolling weed...... what a slay

Holding her cock like Im piloting a helicopter

holding his hand while I eat him out >>>>>

Rant and Ramble on the movie Warfare: open.substack.com/pub/skylersm...

thank you to all of my mutuals for giving me the mysterious 10th no reply heart

okay sluts what am i

(flirting) damn you really smell today

They're NOT "delusions" of grandeur if I'm right!!

Two prim and proper British gents out on a Cafe date call that tea4tea

My roommates love showering back to back and refusing to let me pee for an hour

This panic attack could have been an email

Every time a woman loses her gock an angel loses its wings

What was Dolly Parton's 9-5. What was she yapping about

Flavor addicts will be like "dude you gotta dip it in the bomb sauce. and add the zesty fury as well. Dude do NOT skip the bean flakes. there's literally no reason to eat it without the bean flakes"

Sequel to Jason X where Jason time travels to prehistory and goes on a caveman killing spree

Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 may honestly be Keanu's best role I can't even lie

I BOUGHT SHOES FROM YOU LESS THAN A WEEK AGO. LEAVE ME ALONE

Illiteracy is going to get so much worse in the next decade as people who got their entire high school and college degrees with ChatGPT go out into the world

Making up childhood trauma my favorite director went through to justify his actually real sexual assault charges

Looking at people through restaurant windows is so fun until you're the one in the restaurant

I've flossed and taken supplements and lotioned up consistently for the last week can someone congratulate me on doing the bare minimum

It's almost beach season girls, remember to shave that big toe!

really appreciate this local artist making a Facebook marketplace post just to say "heyyy i released an album go to the record store and buy it now"

watching the TV that's directly above my head at the Thai restaurant by looking at my selfie camera

weathering with you

Eating a fat greasy sandwich and imagining the sweet treat I'm gonna get on my way home 💯💯💯

Do you think they ever explored each other's bodies

Do you think they ever explored each other's bodies

Whenever u go to a stem kid party BRUSH UP ON YOUR CHEMICALS!! you do not want to be the guy that has never heard of H2O

tell Safeway to get off my fucking line

coffee and a cigarette is a goated combo when reading old British manuscripts is the vibe

Shirt that reads "I tweezed my nipple hairs for this?"

Placing my bets now, Prey was a one-off and the Predator sequels are going to quickly spiral into worse and worse quality like David Gordon Green's Halloweens

The customer is always an enemy of the state

Hm.

what do yall know about the humble knife flower vase

honey boo boo needs a jojo siwa punk rebel lesbian resurgence

cal kestis, turgle, and skoova stev

John Wayne they/she

Growing up i thought it was so dumb in shows when girls would get a bunch of outfits out and try them all on and throw unused stuff on the floor. Then I became a girl

FRAUDULENT ACTIVITIES

penis (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ballsack ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

this cover is hilarious wtf is wall-e doing in my cozy cottage village bro

Sometimes i get paralyzed and I don't know what I'm supposed to do with the extreme anger I feel in my bones about the atrocities we're committing on a daily basis

I feel like such a pick me girl listening to the Abracadabra remix for Gesaffelstein and not Gaga lol

*after every single bulk item the cashier at costco scans* me: i swear this isn't all for me

Troye Sivan in a Protect the Dolls shirt is stolen valor from Pedro Pascal