*dusty hobbit* *dusty hobbit*

This oliphaunt is covered in yellow paint!

You might have lived, but you still lost that game of chicken

I believe it may have been a false hobbit.

Have a safe and happy NYE, friends! 💜🍾🎊

Four games that defined my 2025:

Round 1: Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua Round 2: Andrew Tate vs. Chase DeMoor Round 3: Tesla Cybertruck vs. An Insignificant Incline

They've stopped with the dog whistles and are just saying the racist shit in plain English.

Ah, the annual peeling of the ham

This is a great analogy. Why do all that work just to get to the top of that wall? Because the work IS the point. The work is why you do it. It's the same with anything creative.

A Lord of the Rings cover band called The Eagles 😅

There are few things in this world that spark as much pure joy in me as watching John Darnielle, @themountaingoats.bsky.social on stage 💜 youtu.be/pv53gRqjvxY?...

Intimidation increased! QUACK QUACK! #adventureisnigh @jackpackard.bsky.social @rexiconjesse.bsky.social

Our pillows have troublepuffs

Companies will continue to put out shit like this as long as people still patronize them. Customers take it up the ass while the company gets to push the blame to some algorithm and shrug it off.

Schrödinger's economic collapse. It is simultaneously not happening and all Biden's fault.

I go through hobbies like @chuckwendig.bsky.social apparently goes through cats

I've got a fever and the only prescription is apparently more @jackpackard.bsky.social / @secondwindgroup.com Souls-streams and cozy blankets #youtube2025recap #idontevenplaysoulslikes #ijustenjoythemvicariously

Don't saponify you butt

I'm 100% here for this 😂 #themountaingoats #goths #wearblack #thisyear

I'll play, but let's change the rules... Post something random for funsies, but no risk to the pleasantness of your December if you don't 😊

Mimosas in the hottub, as is tradition Cheers to a Happy Thanksgiving, friends 🥂

Yeeeeaaaahhh, the insurance industry tends to be pretty risk-averse 😂

This week on lets learn a new crochet technique in honor of a game we've finished - Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 in tapestry crochet #clairobscur #tapestrycrochet

Hey 🧊, if you hear a voice calling while you're out in those NC woods, you should go ahead and just check that out. #yeehawfuckthelaw #imsureyourenotafraidofafewhaints

I am prepared, now, for the removal of the finger

Look, three dildos take up less space than a rug

Blue even the words he says, what he thinks, and the feelings that live inside him.

What is an Aerokat, but a bong for your cats asthma medicine?

Harold Halibut square complete! 🐠 💚

They Darwined themselves

Elder millennial life tip: Those old shaker bottles buried in your cabinet from that time you were absolutely going to get your life together are great for mixing your daily fiber drink. *Bonus tip: a splash of Crystal Light liquid flavor makes said fiber drink much more palatable #lifetips

Well, that's certainly not an inaccurate description of The Rocky Horror Picture Show 🤔 😅

There's apparently no gif for my spooky pick, so I'll go with my generally most frequently watched instead 😂

Ope, that's a butt zipper, not a pocket zipper

Annual rewatch of the greatest slasher movie ever made 🔪🎃🧡

But look at that pulsing bunny!

I don't think a pig and a deer have the right lips to play brass

Weeoo is complete! 🐠 #haroldhalibut

You only get butt snacks if you make your own butt snacks, and currently no one in this house makes their own butt snacks!

Wheelie bins and squirty cream.

It just occurred to me that I basically maintain all of my friendships through date nights at @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social 🤔😅

My continued attraction to Matthew Lillard in this is a stark reminder of how my life might've turned out had I been less socially stunted in high school 😅

My Guardian now fully captures my essence 💜🐰

Vine can not yet see the penis.

Hot Grandma knows all #dandadan

Welp, this is now on repeat for the foreseeable future 😍 open.spotify.com/album/14JkAa...

It's not cheating if they shared a womb, right?

I did not have Eric Northman, biker gang-leading Dom, on my bingo card for 2025, but I'm going to accept this as the gift from the universe it is because it's been a rough year and we all deserve a little treat 🥵😍 youtu.be/yIKY9BB8EEc?...

I'm not nudging your butt for the good times