Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

Saw the clip of Carli Lloyd discussing Christian Pulisic and the Belgium game. I’m not surprised that he’s MAGA. We all know that MAGA loves CP.

So I learned two things this morning when a couple of raccoons were on my porch. 1-they growl. 2- they bit the broom I was shooing them away with and forced me to retreat.

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social Weird that you want to defend a Nazi

I’m shocked that a guy who got a Nazi tattoo is a bad guy. I’m also shocked that the left would defend a white guy with a Nazi tattoo and blame the women. Well not really shocked.

Every. Single. Thing. He. Touches. Turns. To. Shit. #USMNT

Imagine pissing away every ounce of good will that the USMNT earned like this

I’m struggling. Car has been in the shop twice in two months and the check engine light is back on again. My phone doesn’t phone anymore. My pc’s cpu died in march and apparently I messed up installing the new one. Been sick again. I just need one thing to go right for a change, please?

Hilarious that Trump stuck his nose in the World Cup and reminded the world that he’s a giant sack of shit

I’m not athletic, so maybe I wouldn’t get it, but why would a professional athlete want to play so cheaply? Is integrity not a thing?

Mbappe tried to murder the keeper

There are no ethical billionaires, no matter how many friendship bracelets you made for her.

100 years ago.

A snail is blocking the view from my window 😭

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

I hope Trump does his speech today. I hope their fake assassination attempt looks convincing. I hope Taylor and Travis fuck off to Narnia so I don’t have to see their obnoxious relationship again.

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

Fire Q. Fire the coaches.

My phone won’t let me hear anyone on the speaker, which has let me have a moment of peace that I haven’t felt in forever

Just had my car worked on for the second time in 2 months yesterday. Check engine light is on. Another problem for Monday Emma.

Fun fact, twatwaffle doesn’t appear to trigger TikTok’s censorship alarm

Hydration break in an indoor stadium?

Well then. That whole start felt like fifa on the ps2

It’s wild to me that the average Trump voter is more radicalized than Nichols and McVeigh were. My dad was a legit white supremacist and I would say that my mom might be worse now than when he died 20 years ago.

Is Zeus the Greek god of rape?

My brain feels a lot less foggy after the leak got fixed and the moldy insulation was removed. Now to tell my landlord that he’s going to make it right because he knew there was a leak for months.

Watching an ant crawling on my bird feeder. I wonder what percentage of stuff has had ants walk on it in the past year. Like that bird feeder hanging from a two foot long wire that is hanging from the top of a 6 foot tall pole. How the heck did you find it?

Oops

I did something dumb the other day. Was talking to one of my roommates about the other roommate/landlord. We were both angry at him and she said something about me getting angry and yelling. Told her she’s never heard me yell before and asked if she wanted a demonstration. She jumped. lmao

Storm’s a comin’

I hope the next Muppets movie is a remake of Jurassic Park

Apparently grackles love the whistle version of Bella Ciao. Thanks TikTok

Holy jumpscare

So I think I discovered the cause of my illness. There’s been a massive water leak behind the washer and when the plumber opened the wall, there’s a ton of black mold. I am so fucking angry. Plus my car is acting up and warning lights started flashing on the dashboard. Like give me a break, please?

Is that bastard still breathing?

It feels so weird to love pro wrestling and to also understand how much of a role it played in where we are right now as a country.

I’m not saying it’s obvious when my TikTok account gets throttled, but it’s hard not to notice when my notifications go from constant updates to nothing for a few days

The world will be better off without you

Shocked that the Nazi with the Nazi tattoo ended up being a Nazi with a covered up Nazi tattoo

Here it is. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/u...

I legitimately don’t know the last time anyone started a conversation with me. For as long as I can remember, I have had to reach out first. It has to be me. There’s no way everyone I have ever met can have the exact same reaction if it’s not me.

I just wanted to be loved but I’m too broken for that

I really am sorry for everything

I think the toughest realization I’ve had lately was when I realized that other than fb comments and family, nobody has wished me a happy birthday in a really long time. Couldn’t tell you the last time someone wanted to actually do something for it. Maybe 2008? Idk. Nobody will miss me.

Got a jump scare last week on FB when K’s image popped up after she unblocked me for some reason. Sunday the bar we went to for her birthday caught fire. Today she irl jump scared me at the gas station. Getting real sick of her aura intruding on me.

Can I get a Popeyes sandwich on a toasted bagel? That’s a thing, right?

It’s been a while since I wrote in cursive. Did I get Trump’s signature right?

So is it bad that some military jets just went screaming past? Think they might have been stealth bombers, but I only saw the briefest of glimpses.

So I think I scared the shit out of my neighbors door dasher. Decided to sit outside and draw for a bit. Turned the porch light off and sat on the steps in the dark. In my black shirt. And black pants. With only my face illuminated by my tablet.