NAFO chud in 2047: it brings me no pleasure to say 🥹 but i am at long last knockin on heaven's truant door. My affairs are in order: the Phil Collins LPs have been shrinkwrapped: the deep-fried memes are erased from the harddrive: my only wish is that you send my great-grandson Petey into combat🩸🐬🔫🌻

…what?

dude wants all the Palestinians annihilated, the city of Dearborn razed to the ground & every male Ukrainian pre-teen to enlist immediately while he's out here looking like a whole-ass sleepy-eyed premature platypup by way of SS quisling

KHIVE Kamala’s Holocaust Is Very Exciting

oh you’re just plain sociopathic

Sheila is a frumpy white supremacist who gets off to Brown people’s viscera painting the pavement: inbred folks like her tend to be rather dowdy, hence the silly lil white hoods

are you bright enough to grasp “genocide denier”??

Sheila why do you deny the ongoing Holocaust? why does your pfp look as though you’re frantically running from a burning building in an early-90s B-movie?

will: *posts left-punching drivel* leftists: *mock that shit* will: *gets upset over the mockery* leftists: *forsake him* will: "why have you forsaken me?" his mutuals: "they weren't fond of ur personality" will: "i have a GREAT personality" will's personality:

Jalen Brunson looks like brooding Bruce Springsteen & it's imperative my Pistons take down the clinically cosmopolitan New York Knickerbockers with authority tonite

idk man

tell a lib you're a white boy from the Dearborn/Detroit intersection & they'll implore you to act as a 5th column in what they believe to be the jihadist pantsuit-incinerating coalition almost instantly

in the eyes of very serious & important national pundits, Charles Schumer is more of a hapless babyface than Rey Mysterio aiming for the top-shelf cookie jar

why do they call them dunk contests when there's no one there to contest the damn dunks: shit's fishy as hell imo

NAFO chud in 2047: it brings me no pleasure to say 🥹 but i am at long last knockin on heaven's truant door. My affairs are in order: the Phil Collins LPs have been shrinkwrapped: the deep-fried memes are erased from the harddrive: my only wish is that you send my great-grandson Petey into combat🩸🐬🔫🌻

Love to see two women paying elon to run a csam website while lecturing the left on optics or whatever

I have hated this white supremacist her entire career and I love being right. She's been telling you who she is for a decade.

Men on a webbed site: when I talk about a woman and she and her friends reply to me this is abuse. I should be able to say whatever I want about women online without any backlash at all.

the only thing worse than being Will Stancil…is wanting to be Will Stancil

Sky lied about something I didn’t do repeatedly and I dared to correct them. I am not at fault for this shit, thanks

screaming

Defending Will Stancil Online is Motion Smoothing for unimpressive cis white guys

libs are the little bald dying Dilbert guy only without the body of creative work

libs: “everyone is human filth with the exception of indispensable, inimitable me”

the only thing worse than being Will Stancil…is wanting to be Will Stancil

damn, Diiv out here making explicit liberal death threats

Harris lost Black votes because of her rhetoric around immigration, Israel, and the military. She lost Arab votes. She lost Jewish votes. She lost Hispanic votes. Your need to boil those people all down to an idea of a blue-haired white 20 something online is not only stupid. It's fucking racist.

there's something truly sinister about liberals erasing the MANY minorities that make up the left in this country, with their "online commie whites are too stupid to vote for the dems" rhetoric.

If you prefer fascists to leftists it’s because you’re a fascist

it is nice that the people in his district instantly clocked he was sociopathic freak and voted accordingly

This is what the "he's just a guy with dumb takes-" thing misses. This guy will stalk, harass, and brigade people(almost always women) until they block him, then he'll just keep fixating anyway and trying to coordinate harassment anyway. But someone his targets are to blame.

It's pronounced "Psychosis" not "Osmosis".

Norm Finkelstein once appealed to Piers Morgan to think of the plight of Palestinians under siege as Susan Boyle; we couldn’t possibly know the depths of their brilliant contributions without first giving them the chance to speak for themselves. Will thinks Boyle should’ve never had the chance.

every Ian intimidates me mightily: far too much authority in those 3 little letters

my mom returned from a Middle East trip in 2003 with this compilation CD of iconic love songs by Arab artists & blasted it on the living room speakers daily. i was stunned 2 years later when one of my friends was playing GTA on PSP next to me in a minivan sojourn & one of the songs played in-game

aye'll harve yew knoe: nature is healing

begging the other power players to annihilate this country except for my meemaw

oof Madone; he looks terrible

bro what

all seems hopeless but i also feel compelled to finish reading the wiki entry for Birkenstocks

celeb gossip subreddit doing the sunflower-sniffers’ dirty work: such a wholesome lil dude

Love on the Spectrum producers aren’t seeing the light of heaven regardless, but they really broke the mold when they tried to set poor Steve up with the freakishly touchy-feely Sharona

caught 45 minutes of sunlight the other day

psychotic zionism, white supremacy, heavy-handed deployment of cynical second-wave feminist buzzwords, an endless fascination & preoccupation with a rather bland aesthetic, a dramatic overestimation of wit, charm & writerly appeal: it's giving Strimpel

Chuck & Hakeem lowkey feeling salty, slighted & sneak-dissed that they weren’t consulted in coordinating the stacking of bodies this time around