“Trust in His plan is more valuable than certainty in your position” 🤯

Stretch marks can be really cute.

That was a dope ass sermon!!!! Bout to finish this tea, jump back in the shower and hit the gym Inshallah

Sometimes, you gotta get down, to come up…naw, not sometimes, everytime

Soooooooooo, what did I miss over on this side?

Naw but fr

Happy Muthafuckn Birthday 🎂🍾🎁🍾

Coffee going up. Electronics going up. 401Ks going down. Somebody gotta cut his damn water off.

Niggas just be imagining stats to prove a point that they made up lol

Just get’n my dip on…

I got this after going to the gym tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

The ladies really taking pussy probiotics 🤔

This shit is so phoney lol

Tf kinda drugs they putting in your veggies? Niggas not even going thru all that for crack

Maybe I just need to keep my social media efforts to FB

I should’ve picked up some avocados earlier

Too dope!!!!! God is Great…

So Gypsee the Cat likes knocking over the king pieces off of my chess board till their heads fall off and I’ve been gluing them back on but now I respect the message she’s been trying to convey, and yes, it’s just the king pieces lol

If you’re giving “I don’t wanna be bothered” vibes then I’m not gonna holla no matter how pretty I think you are 🤷🏽‍♂️ not being thirsty for me is unattractive, to me

This is interesting cus this hasn’t been my experience in recent years but that could definitely be a me thing lol

For your viewing pleasure- that time the Black people in The Office made Jim eat black licorice outta the garbage 😂

The key is to get the Italian Beef dipped with cheese from Gryros Express but the marinara sauce from Carbone 👌🏽

Fast food is so gross when you’re sober 🙄

I need a massage so bad

Umm actually Biden did? 🤨 What's more accurate is that white people don't want to admit to themselves what it will take to beat him.

Yeah but not as much as I did last year 🤔 definitely on a downward trend as far as wanting to be in a marriage/monogamous relationship

I’m making lamb meatballs then I’m a make bison meatballs in the leftover lamb fat 🤷🏽‍♂️

I cut down 3 whole trees, ripped out the main door of a house and installed a brand new one so if I sign up for a new gym AND workout in said new gym tonight, I think I deserve to get Italian Fiesta 🤷🏽‍♂️

The reality is, loyalty gotta be tested 🤷🏽‍♂️ if you’re constantly breaking your back to make it easy for them people to be on your team, you won’t know if they’re really loyal till it’s too late…let’em see you slip, then you’ll KNOW who sticks around to help you up

This rain sounds like it feels good AF

I wanna get a deli slicer this summer and a gyros rotisserie

I need it 😍😍

The doodoo man lol!?!

Exactamundo

Whoever changed my IG/FB algo needs to change it back, NOW

Wow!!!!!!! You’re not alone, YOU ARE NOT ALONE 🥹

Yall really pick the weirdest people to idolize lol

I like how Tubi minds it’s business and doesn’t worry itself about if youre still watching or not and is just happy that you got it on

WAAAAAAAIT

This is…super wild and at the end of the day, hate speech is hate speech

Breakfast time…

So I’ve been back to doing sets of 50 push ups for the last couple of weeks and I’m really…not so much proud, but thankful!!! Yeah, thankful is the word I was looking for, God is Great…

DEI efforts, Derek Chavin, BLM mural removal, etc. and of course the Fed firings, cuts to benefits… they want us out protesting and pushing back to have an excuse to kill us. It’s not happening babe! I will continue to uplift/donate/provide support w/i my community but good luck to everybody else.

My tummy hurts so bad but I gotta go to this gym 😔

Iftar…

I wish yall were so fed up with these hairstylist that yall stopped letting them glue wigs made from other peoples’ hair onto yall scalps

No I’m definitely going to focus on the fact that the person destroying our economy and safety net is in fact a full on CLUCK.

Yall argue about the weirdest shit on here lol

Wait, who is police officer bae lol?