For his 100th birthday David Attenborough should get to surreptitiously release an animal of his choosing into the home of a big game hunter.

Ah I’ve just been grading on vibes for a long time now…

Let’s see if this kicks some butts in Michigan, a state with 6 D1 men’s hockey programs and 0 women’s D1 programs.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

My take for May the 4th: the most important piece that cemented the whole series in pop culture/memory is the fifteen minutes in Mos Eisley.

Slightly diminish a book. Crime and Reprimand

WHL, OHL, QMJHL

remember when the dems brought a gallows to Cap Hill... oh wait. ok, remember when Biden called his opponents traitors... oh wait. Remember when obama showed pics of Trump as a monkey... oh wait. Remember...

Better than zero chance they try to take down the Vietnam memorial. The Maya Lin one

These people demand the right to appoint faculty and prescribe the content of the curriculum at American universities.

OH AND US LIBERAL ARTS PROFS ARE THE RELATIVISTS???

I would not want these guys sending me to space.

It was the optional anti malarials that won the Pacufic!

VVD

Look out Scratchy! He’s Irish!

This is like going to a bullfight wearing PETA underoos.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics.

Not sure this is quite the own he imagines it is.

Any rise in demand for medievalists from newsrooms looking to talk Avignon papacy? (I was asked once to come talk about a royal baby. Not invited back for others)

As always, my best course here is just to go to the rink.

Skipping straight to the Gomorrah part.

Karl Marx and the moon landing

Shhh. Organist at work.

And yet the pearl clutchers will ask about the lefts incivility when the inevitable happens.

Same people who said Obama sent pallets of cash to Tehran now saying they will send pallets of cash to Tehran.

Monarch season 3

Kinda crazy that the mother of a popular morning show host is still presumed kidnapped and it’s faded into the background

It was Massachusetts so there was a lot. We did go to the late lamented Brigham’s ice cream planting my home town.

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You’re part of NATO, you barely sentient doorknob.

It’s 1880. The Panama Canal is open for transit. If you have a shovel.

Minelayers dammit. Not mine ships.

Sometimes I just don’t know what to do with what students submit. (This is supposed to be about early Irish history)

Anybody get the license plate for that bus?

So the world’s greatest deal maker just said he requires unconditional surrender. Can’t wait to see how they define “unconditional.”

More proof the Kennedys shouldn’t ever claim to be from Mass.

Those plushies are in short supply over there. Look for Canada’s ones on eBay momentarily.

Where are the early modernists with the Charles I references? Come on, people. Opportunity knocks once.

“You’re like a picture on the fridge that’s never stocked with food.” OR “It was nearly summer, we sat on your roof. We smoked cigarettes and we looked at the moon.”

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Back to two kids playing on same day sixty miles apart.

Finnish goalie provides me with more anti RVH ammo. (Though I’m not actually sure why she jumped off the post in first place)

I Left My Wallet in El Segundo ATCQ

Bunch of blow dried cowards in that press corps.

Things are bad, but this freshman is playing his first varsity game tonight (backup).