And yet the pearl clutchers will ask about the lefts incivility when the inevitable happens.

Same people who said Obama sent pallets of cash to Tehran now saying they will send pallets of cash to Tehran.

Monarch season 3

Kinda crazy that the mother of a popular morning show host is still presumed kidnapped and it’s faded into the background

It was Massachusetts so there was a lot. We did go to the late lamented Brigham’s ice cream planting my home town.

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You’re part of NATO, you barely sentient doorknob.

It’s 1880. The Panama Canal is open for transit. If you have a shovel.

Minelayers dammit. Not mine ships.

Sometimes I just don’t know what to do with what students submit. (This is supposed to be about early Irish history)

Anybody get the license plate for that bus?

So the world’s greatest deal maker just said he requires unconditional surrender. Can’t wait to see how they define “unconditional.”

More proof the Kennedys shouldn’t ever claim to be from Mass.

Those plushies are in short supply over there. Look for Canada’s ones on eBay momentarily.

Where are the early modernists with the Charles I references? Come on, people. Opportunity knocks once.

“You’re like a picture on the fridge that’s never stocked with food.” OR “It was nearly summer, we sat on your roof. We smoked cigarettes and we looked at the moon.”

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Back to two kids playing on same day sixty miles apart.

Finnish goalie provides me with more anti RVH ammo. (Though I’m not actually sure why she jumped off the post in first place)

I Left My Wallet in El Segundo ATCQ

Bunch of blow dried cowards in that press corps.

Things are bad, but this freshman is playing his first varsity game tonight (backup).

This is why he never made a little league team

Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord, I shall repay.

He’s gonna take new language that represents the existing arrangement for US forces in Greenland and tell everyone it was a fantastic deal and we will watch media fall for it yet again.

About a month away from ICE presence disrupting the state hockey tournament in St Paul, if you want to know how you’ll get an uprising from Duluth to Warroad.

Good. More of this.

Humpback calf practicing his breaching.

Went to talk to these guys for a bit.

We sent Jonah from Veep to talk to Putin

Remembering Jan 6th today w/ Trump’s fat ass living in the White House right now & all the traitors free is like Dorothy clicking those heels, but waking inside her Kansas home to an indentured Glenda the Good Witch giving the Wicked Witch a sponge bath, with Toto mounted on the wall. #JustSaying

I give up

Basically Trump got played by the VZ pols who wanted Maduro out so they could loot the place themselves. He’s beyond the definition of a useful idiot.

Gonna be A lot of reporters who’ll want to fly in and pose in flak jackets as combat press but who were too chicken shit to stand up for their women colleagues vs Trump.

He would still be trying to say Roosevelt Corollary so they skipped that bit.

Won’t mean anything to anyone but Motzko was wrong guy for the job. Completely underachieves at Minn and now here too.

At least that means we have a decent Prez.

Taking stock of 2025: found my person; lost my sister; oldest left for college; battled AI; and watched my own country capsize. I’m tired man but I’m also grateful, but I’m tired.

Stood next to Winona Ryder at Replacements show in London, April 1991

Corporatism anyone?

Well tell the guys in Bath to get paid completely up front.

All I can say is that walking into the new BL after two years of Orbital House almost made me faint with joy.

That’s nothing compared to what you’ll get at the fish market.

Fishify a song. “Owner of a Lonely Carp”