You’ve wanged your last chung

When you get up at six to take kid to the rink and then it’s cancelled.

My hometown!

Advertise your Bluesky acct with a Simpsons GIF

In its older days, the New Yorker used to have a “block that metaphor!” feature.

Charge of the light brigade or Adowa.

This is the disease my mother had. I cannot say how grateful I am for the test this scientist created. The minute waiting to get my results was longest minute of my life.

Last thing they want is to be Irish. Jesus these gobshites.

Pedro.

It’s like we gave foreign policy responsibility to Peppa Pig’s little brother.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

Make sure only one of the kids becomes a goalie.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands or musicians you’ve seen live. Replacements Pogues Waterboys Fishbone De La Soul Bosstones Buffalo Tom Saw Doctors Cranberries Jayhawks

Boston, Toronto, Montreal, Chicago, NY and Detroit.

You know, a President accusing a NYT reporter of committing treason just for asking a question is actually quite a big deal, and this bunch just standing there listening to it and doing nothing is not encouraging the public to think of journalism as a serious business or of words meaning anything.

For his 100th birthday David Attenborough should get to surreptitiously release an animal of his choosing into the home of a big game hunter.

Ah I’ve just been grading on vibes for a long time now…

Let’s see if this kicks some butts in Michigan, a state with 6 D1 men’s hockey programs and 0 women’s D1 programs.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

My take for May the 4th: the most important piece that cemented the whole series in pop culture/memory is the fifteen minutes in Mos Eisley.

Slightly diminish a book. Crime and Reprimand

WHL, OHL, QMJHL

remember when the dems brought a gallows to Cap Hill... oh wait. ok, remember when Biden called his opponents traitors... oh wait. Remember when obama showed pics of Trump as a monkey... oh wait. Remember...

Better than zero chance they try to take down the Vietnam memorial. The Maya Lin one

OH AND US LIBERAL ARTS PROFS ARE THE RELATIVISTS???

I would not want these guys sending me to space.

It was the optional anti malarials that won the Pacufic!

VVD

Look out Scratchy! He’s Irish!

This is like going to a bullfight wearing PETA underoos.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics.

Not sure this is quite the own he imagines it is.

Any rise in demand for medievalists from newsrooms looking to talk Avignon papacy? (I was asked once to come talk about a royal baby. Not invited back for others)

As always, my best course here is just to go to the rink.

Skipping straight to the Gomorrah part.

Karl Marx and the moon landing

Shhh. Organist at work.

And yet the pearl clutchers will ask about the lefts incivility when the inevitable happens.

Same people who said Obama sent pallets of cash to Tehran now saying they will send pallets of cash to Tehran.

Monarch season 3

Kinda crazy that the mother of a popular morning show host is still presumed kidnapped and it’s faded into the background

It was Massachusetts so there was a lot. We did go to the late lamented Brigham’s ice cream planting my home town.

For the historians out there who may have run across him. My uncle. He’ll be missed. www.evoy-banaszfuneralhome.com/obituaries/J...

You’re part of NATO, you barely sentient doorknob.

It’s 1880. The Panama Canal is open for transit. If you have a shovel.

Minelayers dammit. Not mine ships.