booked the flights for one and the hotels for both and it feels probably comparable to doing heroin. your most insufferable travel friend is clocked back in

is it a bit excessive to book flights for my trips next march and may already? probably. am i gonna do it anyway? yes :)

madonna whore complex but it’s just these images

unfortunately i do love working 7-4

always having the energy to criticize taylor swift but nobody else specific is just misogyny btw. i said what i said

the videos of the crowd singing take me home, country roads after the usmnt game tonight did make me feel deeply emotional and patriotic, thank you for asking

boomer take but sometimes business should be handled by just going to an office and having another person do something on their computer for you and paying $40. we don’t need more websites or apps

sometimes i see the hockey men people are shipping these days and i just think if they saw one millisecond of sue and diana content it would annihilate them instantly

where’s the riverdale x suburban legends by taylor swift edit

i love rpf (an article on yahoo sports about caroline harvey and laila edwards preparing to enter the pwhl, where they’ll play separately for the first time in their careers)

the epic highs (coach taylor) and lows (buddy garrity) of high school football (friday night lights)

ive been making skz pride memes the last couple years to send into the gc during june. so far this is my favorite new one from this year

i can have a little treat for my birthday, if i want (rewatching all the chanlix 2kr episodes)

i watched one too many larrie tiktoks and now my stomach genuinely hurts

GEMINI SEASON COMPLIMENT: “you’re good at talking”

i have to be the coolest person on the airport plane train

just saw a macklin celebrini + sidney crosby edit set to clara bow by taylor swift and gasped so loudly and dramatically you would’ve thought i’d been stabbed

finally listening to the new muna and yeah. it’s so good. naomi mcpherson the producer you are! my music producer for me!

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

not to brag but i have my own office now

I’m 40 year old married father who Posts on Bluesky from his office

Personally I would never fumble Megan thee Stallion

“do you identity with the top in your fic” “do you identify with the bottom” i don’t have time for this im writing fic from the cuck command center

i love old man yaoi (penguins hockey)

living in the lap of luxury (at olive garden, by myself, eating a meal that my company will pay for)

the thing is that i do somewhat relate to utah culture bc i’m in the salt lake city area for work and the moment i landed today i was like, i medically need a fountain diet coke the size of my head

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

being very normal at this time

mark lee:

feeling very julia louis dreyfus as selina meyer on veep [laughing nervously] what the fuck meme about britney spears’ son being 20 years old

i didn’t have “i’ll like the h*rry styl*s album way more than the b t s album” on my 2026 bingo card

im finishing s5 of summer house and i would die on a battlefield for hannah, the rest of these assholes (not paige. or ciara) can choke

for gods sake

me in the old google doc revising my work to include more specific, better places

i am so brave (woke up to do a phone interview at 6:30 AM)

airlines should list their entire current in-flight entertainment selection online. can i watch bravo media on your aircraft, yes or no

watching the final season of queer eye btw and antoni doesn’t know whether it’s “pineapple upside down cake” or “upside down pineapple cake.” he belongs in prison

thank you to sarah mclachlan on amy poehler’s podcast for saying that she stops drinking water around 5pm each day so that she doesn’t have to wake up in the middle of the night to pee bc i think that’s gonna change my life

i show up to the traitors season 4 discussion group wearing my I HATE FUN booty shorts bc i’m about to ruin the vibes by calling rob a misogynist

is anything more infuriating than the fact that i sleep better and more consistently when i don’t use my fucking cpap machine. i’m going to throw this thing out the window

just realized why ilia malinin is so familiar to me. he looks like carly jackson

me about to take a picture and realizing my foot is visible in the frame: move your foot, you’re not namjoon

No Kings includes Draft Kings

me on the train downtown to see jade wearing a sheer black crop top

my probably controversial olympics hot takes: - the winter games are better than summer - i don’t care about the opening and closing ceremonies - i’m not going to root for us athletes just bc they’re from the us. if the vibes aren’t good i hope they ✨lose✨

please god protect lola young from ozempic

i leave for sydney in six weeks, which is about when most people would be starting to think about what they want to do on their vacation. i, on the other hand, am opening my already-completed, intricately detailed itinerary to calculate travel times from place to place so i have a schedule set

*traitors tweet* stabbing alabama rob with so many knives in my mind. thirty knives!!!!!!

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the new rachalog rules. what do you mean, they went to myeongdong for lunch and then went into a toy store and used the company credit card to spend a bunch of money on dinosaur figures and the claw machines