finally listening to the new muna and yeah. it’s so good. naomi mcpherson the producer you are! my music producer for me!

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

not to brag but i have my own office now

I’m 40 year old married father who Posts on Bluesky from his office

Personally I would never fumble Megan thee Stallion

“do you identity with the top in your fic” “do you identify with the bottom” i don’t have time for this im writing fic from the cuck command center

i love old man yaoi (penguins hockey)

living in the lap of luxury (at olive garden, by myself, eating a meal that my company will pay for)

the thing is that i do somewhat relate to utah culture bc i’m in the salt lake city area for work and the moment i landed today i was like, i medically need a fountain diet coke the size of my head

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

being very normal at this time

mark lee:

feeling very julia louis dreyfus as selina meyer on veep [laughing nervously] what the fuck meme about britney spears’ son being 20 years old

i didn’t have “i’ll like the h*rry styl*s album way more than the b t s album” on my 2026 bingo card

im finishing s5 of summer house and i would die on a battlefield for hannah, the rest of these assholes (not paige. or ciara) can choke

for gods sake

me in the old google doc revising my work to include more specific, better places

i am so brave (woke up to do a phone interview at 6:30 AM)

airlines should list their entire current in-flight entertainment selection online. can i watch bravo media on your aircraft, yes or no

watching the final season of queer eye btw and antoni doesn’t know whether it’s “pineapple upside down cake” or “upside down pineapple cake.” he belongs in prison

thank you to sarah mclachlan on amy poehler’s podcast for saying that she stops drinking water around 5pm each day so that she doesn’t have to wake up in the middle of the night to pee bc i think that’s gonna change my life

i show up to the traitors season 4 discussion group wearing my I HATE FUN booty shorts bc i’m about to ruin the vibes by calling rob a misogynist

is anything more infuriating than the fact that i sleep better and more consistently when i don’t use my fucking cpap machine. i’m going to throw this thing out the window

just realized why ilia malinin is so familiar to me. he looks like carly jackson

me about to take a picture and realizing my foot is visible in the frame: move your foot, you’re not namjoon

No Kings includes Draft Kings

me on the train downtown to see jade wearing a sheer black crop top

my probably controversial olympics hot takes: - the winter games are better than summer - i don’t care about the opening and closing ceremonies - i’m not going to root for us athletes just bc they’re from the us. if the vibes aren’t good i hope they ✨lose✨

please god protect lola young from ozempic

i leave for sydney in six weeks, which is about when most people would be starting to think about what they want to do on their vacation. i, on the other hand, am opening my already-completed, intricately detailed itinerary to calculate travel times from place to place so i have a schedule set

*traitors tweet* stabbing alabama rob with so many knives in my mind. thirty knives!!!!!!

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the new rachalog rules. what do you mean, they went to myeongdong for lunch and then went into a toy store and used the company credit card to spend a bunch of money on dinosaur figures and the claw machines

this league fucking sucks so bad dude

i think it should be normal and accepted and common to say “hey guys here’s the stuff i don’t like” and that way people would know that if they also didn’t like something, your dms were a safe space for them. anyway

[banging my fists frantically on all the windows] PLURIBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK

i did my store’s inventory this weekend and it went super smooth and quick and i only worked 10 hours instead of the usual 16 but the mental exhaustion has me feeling like i’ve been hit by a truck

seattle seahawks if you destroy the patriots at the superbowl you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

s4 of traitors SLAPS so far (i’m 2.5 episodes in) wowwww i had such an issue with s3 bc it was so many alpha male gamers and it really feels like they purposely corrected that

some of the ppl i’m mutuals with on tumblr have recently jumped from kpop to hockey and as someone who did time in hockey fandom already and would sooner d*e than return. it is a struggle

i say this with love but someone needs to tell h*rry st*les that keeping his hair short ages him 10 years

if you see me changing the tags on my tumblr posts to elaborate more fully don’t worry about it, it’s bc someone completely misinterpreted me and it pissed me off

i need to know what percentage of the time that ryan lochte was filming the traitors did he genuinely understand what was happening. was it as much as 50%? that feels high

i’m about to lock in (junk journaling while i binge-watch the traitors every night)

[lips too close to the mic] can we talk about janelle james calling ayo edebiri her baby on instagram

the best part of the knives out movies, to me, is how obviously daniel craig fucking loves playing old southern queen benoit blanc

i’m not going to watch heated rivalry but what i will do is rewatch letterkenny

PSA there’s an LGBTQ+ youth center in seoul that i’ve donated to a handful of times over the last few years. they’re losing their current space and they need to come up with $20,000 to secure a new one. this is the email, i’ll put the link below