i leave for sydney in six weeks, which is about when most people would be starting to think about what they want to do on their vacation. i, on the other hand, am opening my already-completed, intricately detailed itinerary to calculate travel times from place to place so i have a schedule set

*traitors tweet* stabbing alabama rob with so many knives in my mind. thirty knives!!!!!!

If you’ve been thinking to yourself “man, I really want to help people in Minneapolis, but I also some some cookies, AND I’d also like to help out trans, neurodiverse, and BIPOC youth“ boy oh boy do I have some good news for you! digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...

the new rachalog rules. what do you mean, they went to myeongdong for lunch and then went into a toy store and used the company credit card to spend a bunch of money on dinosaur figures and the claw machines

this league fucking sucks so bad dude

i think it should be normal and accepted and common to say “hey guys here’s the stuff i don’t like” and that way people would know that if they also didn’t like something, your dms were a safe space for them. anyway

[banging my fists frantically on all the windows] PLURIBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK

i did my store’s inventory this weekend and it went super smooth and quick and i only worked 10 hours instead of the usual 16 but the mental exhaustion has me feeling like i’ve been hit by a truck

seattle seahawks if you destroy the patriots at the superbowl you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

s4 of traitors SLAPS so far (i’m 2.5 episodes in) wowwww i had such an issue with s3 bc it was so many alpha male gamers and it really feels like they purposely corrected that

some of the ppl i’m mutuals with on tumblr have recently jumped from kpop to hockey and as someone who did time in hockey fandom already and would sooner d*e than return. it is a struggle

i say this with love but someone needs to tell h*rry st*les that keeping his hair short ages him 10 years

if you see me changing the tags on my tumblr posts to elaborate more fully don’t worry about it, it’s bc someone completely misinterpreted me and it pissed me off

i need to know what percentage of the time that ryan lochte was filming the traitors did he genuinely understand what was happening. was it as much as 50%? that feels high

i’m about to lock in (junk journaling while i binge-watch the traitors every night)

[lips too close to the mic] can we talk about janelle james calling ayo edebiri her baby on instagram

the best part of the knives out movies, to me, is how obviously daniel craig fucking loves playing old southern queen benoit blanc

i’m not going to watch heated rivalry but what i will do is rewatch letterkenny

PSA there’s an LGBTQ+ youth center in seoul that i’ve donated to a handful of times over the last few years. they’re losing their current space and they need to come up with $20,000 to secure a new one. this is the email, i’ll put the link below

no i can’t hang out i’m busy listening to rosalía’s fourth full-length studio album LUX

jon hamm in the club meme at that gender neutral “people”

no time like the present to plan a hypothetical trip to lisbon, marrakesh, and barcelona that i wouldn’t take until late 2027 at the absolute earliest

julia louis dreyfus has never watched the pilot of seinfeld bc she’s not in it and that’s such bde i feel dizzy

your mom on thanksgiving after throwing a fit and then taking a break to drink wine and play three levels of candy crush btw

should i get my ears double pierced in sydney. should i get a tattoo in sydney

gay sons with their thot daughter…

in november i only read three books but i watched 102 episodes of below deck

in the past 24 hours my store made its goal for november (first month that’s happened) and i booked flights to rome. just btw. if you even care

had a ✨thanksgiving meltdown✨ so tell me something nice gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...

if i saw harry styles in the streets of rome i would start barking at him but like. in a bad way. like to scare him off

not to brag but my birthday is #1 on the 2026 japanese luck calendar

hyunjin gives off the vibe that he screams when he makes left turns

if i made like $500 more per paycheck i would’ve gotten pwhl season tickets right behind the home bench and then worn a poulin jersey to every game. career goals

no but this time I mean it: oh my God

girl whatever [eats 40 grams of fiber in a day]

last week i was really into almonds + the tj’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups and below deck sailing yacht. this week i’m into popcorn + m&ms and the new (ish) tate mcrae album

you’re busy hating me and i’m just in my kitchen listening to miss possessive by tate mcrae and shaking my ass

current favorite tiktok account is a guy who lives in northern england and owns a baked potato food truck and films himself making orders

tonight’s tiktok opps: - the woman who put timestamps on her video using military time AND am/pm - the woman who overpronounced the L in salmon

crashing out so bad that i emailed my therapist about sessions again

i highly recommend the boundary of moderating your ao3 comments btw i just got one on an old fic that i didn’t like the tone of, so i simply ✨did not approve it✨

love to be a google maps detective. love to make discoveries and uncover information

i’m not linking it here but if you know where to find it, i posted fic last night

new achievement unlocked: writing fic on my phone while sitting in my car in the parking lot of my doctor’s office

Woke up today to the news

“daddy will see kitten on discord later” ass post

HEY SO THAT WAS THE WORST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

the cool thing about being an adult with adult money is that you can get a frozen pizza and bagged salad as emergency dinner so that you have a proper meal to eat without having to cook anything and you can just go home and lose your fucking shit about your most special guys