Long weekend Monday and I could use some help getting going 😮‍💨

Rise and shine bud. Let’s go get some dim sum, and then if you’re really good you can rub my belly while I nap off the dumplings.

I’m still working on this long weekend #fcf but hopefully you’re not. Send nudes and/or pictures of you relaxing on the patio that I can live through vicariously 🙏

Happy hump day - you can grab it, if you want.

The nice thing about #mcm is that any photo can be monochrome. It’s so artistically freeing! Anything qualifies! anyway here’s my dick

Filling out this jock nicely, by which I mean my balls are at a real risk of spilling out of it

A little tummy for your Tuesday?

Extremely ready for pool weather again. Cmon Memorial Day, hurry it the fuck up.

Going through older pics and damn, my legs looked good in this one 😌

I’ve been edging this cock for about a week and I’m about ready to explode. Gimme some suggestions for where to put my fat load 💦💦💦 #fcf

Always touching this thing. It require daily attention. 🤤

It’s been a great #fcf and everything but hurry up and clean this up for me bud, I’ve gotta get to work.

If I had lighting this good at home, you’d see my butt *way* more often

Softie Sunday? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to clean the cum off of my belly. 😌

Cut or Uncut? Quote this pic with a pic of your cock 👀 Get you a man who can do both 😌

In the last few weeks I’ve had people talk to me about: - The Chalk album - The new Nine Inch Nails album - A HEALTH tour that I missed … is horny, gothy music back in fashion? Please say yes

Happy hump day - now help me look for my contact lens, I swear it’s right here

being subversive on FCF and giving you bulge instead

In honor of fat cock Friday here’s a vid of @coffeeboi95.bsky.social sucking mine

God bless the lighting in hotel bathrooms #fcf

Texting with a buddy this morning has got me absolutely dying from horniness so here’s my hard dick, which is very sadly not inside a cute chubby hole right now

Oh hey look at that it’s Tuesday

“Why does everyone think I’m 100% top and not vers?” *my camera roll, with 999 dick pics and two ass shots*: 🤨

A little throwback Saturday to the most aggressively dad-coded I think I’ve ever looked. The only thing missing was a good boy between my legs 😌

One thing that I love about hanging out with different people is the perspective it can give you on yourself. At this point in my life I don’t even think about my body hair unless I’m with someone who’s into it, and then it’s like “oh yeah, I guess I am like 7/10 hairy?”

Two options for your #fcf morning browsing. Now excuse me I gotta get some coffee

*Me, watching a bottom get spanked with all the toys I miss*: …I should call him

Dad bod

Haven’t cum in two days and for whatever reason I’m ready to fuck a hole through a wall. Where’s a good boy when you need one 😤

Just a mornin chub

Its just missing your face in there 😈🥵

I need large nipples in my mouth immediately

Just enjoying a little coffee on my #mcm

Truly the OF wishlist people need to think bigger. With that clout, instead of “buy me this jock and I’ll send you custom nudes” I’d be shooting for “buy me this guitar pedal and I’ll make experimental ambient soundscapes in this jock”

Happy #fcf to those who celebrate 🙏

Nuzzle in… you know you wanna. 😏🐽🐷 #Dad #PapaBear

In desperate need of a nap after the mile swim today.

*another* hump day? after only 7 days?

Was it a good workout or is it foreshortening (it’s foreshortening) also hi good weekend to you 👋

#FCF but is it cheating if the photo was taken yesterday? 🤔

and lo I christen this the inaugural hump day of this account (I was slated to appear in Heated Rivalry but they said my ass was too good and it made the other cast members fearful)

Alright, what the hell, let’s start a new AD account