"GIVE ME BACK MY HONEY BARBECUE CHIPS YOU FUCK!"

I apologize to everyone for the post spam coming up, but I have two months' worth of art to catch up on.

Hey @sammieweiss.bsky.social, so while you were on break, I Died. No seriously. I. Died. D.E.D, dead.

Gotta do the Story mode first, cmon Titus, time to rock.

Its at 99%

Gauss and Grendel roll out as one with this unique duo emote! Devour your opponents' attention when the Grendel and Gauss Deluxe Skins arrive in The Shadowgrapher update this March: wrfr.me/4k2QdXu

Man.......my brain rocks. I was imagining every Elemental Hero, every combo, every type of Hero, just charging forth and fighting shit. No Attack or Defense Points, no abilities, just straight fucken hands. Sick.

rrrRRAAAAAAAAGH! (Also that bottle there has stronger ibuprofen than normal because last time my jaw was exploding I had them and have had them on standby for any pains that come harder)

............fuck it, I want waffles.

The Joker would never.

:)

Ngl I have no idea if any of the sub-80 people who follow me (outside of a few) actually care to see my things and random bullshit I post, but regardless, imma keep doing this. Anyways, I have neurological activations live.

Tagfer...

They are so Lesbians, good for them.

Bruh Ann, imma keep it a buck with u 🅱️ you might wanna move to a different building, look at what these mfs just throwing away

Guys Do you hear it too? They follow wherever we go. They are a plague. Dear God I hear the Breast Milk and Lawsuits from here.

this is ANNO:Mutationem. Its a pretty neat game. I love the aesthetic. I love the visuals. I love Ann's outfits. And I love the silly references. Its like 25 bucks everywhere but it is available on Gamepass if you wanna try it out.

Stun your squadmates like a Tether Coil with the eye-popping Vauban Heirloom Skin. Coming February 11 with our next Heirloom Collection. wrfr.me/4kfHC49

Just found out these little guys become butterflies and not moths lol (butterfly in comments)

Hypno Marie and Pearl Splatoon

Flow aura 💙✨ #Splatoon #Splatoon3

We are On that N U T shit today. Good lord the juices in my brain are tinged with a wee bit of "Fucken awesome fight scenes for no reason because why not" type juice. Aight. Fair.

I swear I just heard a Grandfather Clock outside my window. Who the fuck put the Spirit of Slenderman into a Grandfather Clock and told it I had its fucken pages. Fess up. WHO DID IT!

Guys? I dont know how to tell you this, but wrap it up. I think we found Game of the Year. We found the winner.

I'm so fucking tired man. My front Burner, on a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STOVE, is still not working right. h o w t h e f u c k

Man.....I want a big purple Octo Plushie.

Octavia prime floof 🎵🎷🎺🎼🌌 Commision for /Littlefucco Thankyou soo much for commish me! #warframe #playwarframe #warframefanart

With Sammy's confinement in the arms of the Crafter Job gods, I suppose I can kick my feet up and relax a bit. *Warframe busting the door down* Yo you want Vauban Heirloom? O!

soooooooon S O O O O O O O O O O N

G U Y S I know we bash Game Pass alot (and fairly so) ((even though I still get mine at 20 bucks)) but guys G U Y S are you seeing what im seeing? oh my god I wasn't hoping it would and yet it is, holy absolute shit.

Star Squid 3 Complete Edition is the hardest game in Inkopolis and Splatsville and NuKraken are now about to face their hardest challenge. Trying not to Ragequit.

........ "..........." ........So do you think Dom found the copy of Star Squid 3 you bought Vee? "No doubt Koi, wanna go hear Dom drop some curse words in Español?" Absolutely.

Oi! Cress! I need ter insight on somethin'. "Did you just call me "Cress"?" Uh, yeah, that cool? "...Yknow what, yeah, sure, whats up?" Well I'm bored, and don't wanna do nothin'. "Where's Jett?" Playin' that hard ass game with Dom. "Oh. Wait seriously?" Yeah. "Well cmon we gotta go!" Eh?!

Follie 👩‍🎨🖌️🌌🌌 yeah AGAIN! MORE!!!!! #warframe #playwarframe #warframefanart

Dom, what are you doing? "Qué? Oh, hi Jett! Wanna help me beat this game?" Dom...is that Star Squid 3? "...yes? The Complete Edition with all DLC's and the Deluxe Challenges too." ...no. "Yes." ...fuck it, gimme a controller. We finish it tonight. "¡Claro que sí, hagámoslo!"

IM DOING BANTER FOR MY OC'S AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

"Yknow Ani, I wondered how you managed to take on Grizz when we sent you into low orbit, but uh, I get it now." How so Cole? "Because your muscles are big enough to put a Cohozuna into the grave with just a flex." .....really? "Yes."

Okay a few things, one, one day, I will get a commission and have Ani drawn good and buff. Two, I swear, if they bring back Raven Team Leader the very next day I spend whatever V-bucks I have, im gonna crash out so hard.

"Well, the Dragonsong War is gonna be ending, this is so good, im sure nothing bad is gonna happen, right Alphinaud?" The notorious Nidhogg: "Now watch this drive."

Only someone like Stephen would see the opportunity to cook a cannon and think it was a good idea...

Ayo hold up, first off, cool, hi, welcome, im somewhat stable mentally I think, and two Thanks for Following, thats cool!

Encountering your bosses in X rank matches. #splatoon #art

I am so fucken scared. @sammieweiss.bsky.social COME GET YO DOG!

Fuck.

In a Non-Serious situation, all of my OCs across existence are dumbasses, but when they lock in, they are some of the scariest Spartans, Helldivers, Squids and Octos, Pilots and Warrior of Light that could ever exist. He Alone aura farms enough to send evil packing. Imagine the others locking in.

Had it happen again, saw nice art, wanted to leave a comment, couldn't because they limited who can comment, couldn't even quote repost it. Day partially ruined.

And for day 117, we wrap up the Range Blasters with its 3rd kit, the Grim Range Blaster. And for this, we got @lunarstride.bsky.social's OC, Crescent #SammieArt #Splatoon #3dblender #splatoonart #WeaponRendersProject

ミズタ | Acht #Splatoon #SplatoonArt #スプラトゥーン

Veemo! Miau! Veemo! Miau! Veemo! Miau! Veemo! Miau! Veemo! Miau! *click* What the fuck goin on in here?

I forced @sammieweiss.bsky.social to pick from the 64 available Warframes earlier today and he gravitated towards Trinity (obviously since he started with her), Gauss (which was a shock), Nekros (I assume for Summoning type beats) and I forget who else. I'm shocked he didn't gravitate to Dante tho