i literally have not played a video game in over a month

i now possess the best controller for PC

what’s up CHICAGO

why is someone on a bike called a cyclist but someone on a motorcycle is called a biker

at the gym commando with sweat dripping down my thighs

descovy side effects hitting me like a bus today happy pride month 😍😍

i just got home… wtf

i’m up

my fiber optic cable stopped working this morning idk what to do anymore

why is lurker so batshit crazy i’m deaddd

my husband’s titty balloons popped who am i

big night for faggotry

THOT SQUAD!!!

who going to qveen herby tnite

job driving me crazy!!!

what kind of chicago bar doesn’t have malört

can i just say

just saw erupcja im floored

why am i not a tech bro oligarch like those other faggots

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

yet another rained out softball game

living the body builder fantasy when i struggle to take off a tank after a pump

im mentally ill

i know how to play euchre now i have officially become a midwesterner

THAT’S RIGHT!!!!

norman fucking rockwell on vinyl >>>

#.#

when i’m wasted i like to lib out a lil

played darts and lost but you up?

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

amaretto and coke call that a dirty dr pepper

CRUISE MORE

pov ur getting on the train w me after softball practice

divas

charlie cox i’m in you

CRANK IT

anyone else doing jäger bombs? just me? ok

expedition 33 is actually good now i feel bad for putting it off for so long

need to experience #$T. LOSER in real life

Massacre upon massacre in Beirut in the last hour. AUBMC announced a “code disaster.” Over 100 airstrikes in 10 minutes across the country. One hit right behind my house. Sirens ambulances & the smell of sulphur. The city is in total chaos the people in complete panic

People who have followed me for a while know I often say that the purpose of a system is what it does. And countries are systems, so if the US elects people like Donald Trump, that's its purpose. If Israel invades all its neighbors, that's its purpose.

maul shadow lord mondays daredevil tuesdays and fat cock fridays to get me through the week 🤤

fur you

WOR$T T-GIRL IN AMERICA

i think you might be having auditory hallucinations because i never said that

What’s next:

Going to watch Artemis launch now and wish we could have moon launches under presidents who don't commit mass murder or use the Constitution as toilet paper