I would watch a Marvel project team-up of the animal characters: Rocket Raccoon, Howard the Duck, Cosmo, Goose, Hit-Monkey…

“Free Syphilitic Willy”

Remember that montage at the end of “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” where all of the corrupt Hydra people are getting arrested because Black Widow released a bunch of incriminating evidence? Gotta keep Marvin Gaye’s “Trouble Man” queued up in hope of seeing something like that in real life.

“A Clockwork Or…damn, nothing rhymes with that.

“How Stella Got Her Sausage Back”

I have this as well, yet oddly it is in color.

If JRPGs have taught me anything (aside from statistics), it is that we will be saved by a group of scrappy teens, a large-chested 20-year-old woman, and an old (mid/late-30s) man. Any day now…

She sees the border and she wants to paint it black. No colors anymore when empathy you lack.

I’m fairly certain that I had this. The cover is very familiar.

PSA

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

Journalists and interviewers should carry an airhorn or some type of buzzer, and then hit it every time the person speaking tells an obvious lie. If you can’t push back on every lie, you can at least put them on blast (literally).

I would like those points back, please.

Variation on a joke: Pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and futurerami.

Thank goodness for the American Medical Association. Here is their YouTube page. Please share far and wide. Right now bird flu is spreading throughout our country and most people have no clue. Please stay updated and bookmark this page for your health and well-being. www.youtube.com/@americanmed...

A long time ago, I filled out some information in which “political belief” was a field. I assume that they probably meant it as party affiliation, but I wrote, “politicians are public servants and should be treated as such.” They aren’t celebrities, or even leaders, really. They’re here to serve.

I am not a scientist. That being said, I am fairly confident that scientists are not creating an army of transgender mice and, even if they are, I see no cause for concern.

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Cat milk, but only if the cat has a rat strapped to its back. I’m fancy like that.

My favorite Star Wars stories are the ones that typically piss off most Star Wars fans (see also: The Last Jedi).

Another one with no experience? Frankly, I’m just waiting for Trump to dress his Cabinet up like The Village People so they can perform “Y.M.C.A.”

I hope that everyone has been having a splendid Harvest Day*! Listen to Neil Young’s “Harvest.” * I forgo the Thanksgiving thing because its colonial flavor leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Reminds me that poll workers could be called “poll dancers.” It sounds much more fun that way!

I wish I had more to offer friends who are struggling than dumb little jokes Anyway, here are the original lyrics to Kelis’ Milkshake

Most of the time I feel like Luke Skywalker in the trash compactor with the walls closing in but Han, Leia and Chewy are like, "Darth Vader actually has some good points if you listen to him" and C3PO and R2D2 aren't answering because they're vaping and listening to a Joe Rogan podcast about crypto.

I remember having that AD&D comic.

Described Dune to my wife as “sand goth” and now she’s way more interested.

More of the same.

Some random San Francisco street art. These are old pics and most of this no longer exists.

I wanted to grow up to be an Old Wise Man, but as I get older, I’m thinking that I will end up an Old Snarky Man Who Dispenses Random and Pointless Trivia.