"The most effective hiding place for a biscuit is beneath several other biscuits." -- Benedict Algernon Fancypants

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall. But his Winter? Not so great.

#rfk #toiletseat #HHS

Writing poetry is like playing solitaire: I almost never win

"La vaquera" collage on canvas, 24x16-in. (2025)

🤠 Going through a bit of a cowpoke phase... All: mixed media collage, 36x24-in. (2025)

To support the Washington National Opera's decision to disassociate itself from the Kennedy-dɯnɹꓕ Center: givebutter.com/TWcQJE

"Mermaid" Digitally manipulated photograph (2020)

Last night (and this is 100% true) I dreamt a friend and I were developing an autonomous car but it got loose and drove around the neighborhood insulting pedestrians and other drivers. In the dream, my friend and I were frantic but this morning I think it's hilarious. I wish I had that car.

I've never been a big fan of Blackout Poetry. But the sanitized "release" of all this redacted evidence crap has certainly burned an image in my mind that will probably never fade. As if I needed another reason to wish an end to the worthless piece of shit and everyone who supports and protects him.

R.I.P. Kelly McNulty dalemcfarland.bandcamp.com/track/tell-m...

From now on, every time I see someone post about "AI sucks" or "AI slop" or "Fuck AI" I'm going to upload something I created using AI. The "Alt text" will also be generated by AI. Artificial Intelligence isn't going away, people. Deal with it. #1 Merry Christmas

"SchemeWeavers" (2024) 8.25x8.25-in. woven paper

In honor of "Bandcamp Friday" (and since the current #1 C&W hit was generated by A.I.) here's the only country song I ever composed. I promise I wrote all the words and played all the audio tracks. (A friend sang it, not me.) dalemcfarland.bandcamp.com/track/don-t-...

Is it that artificial stuff they *call* vellum? I find that's kinda hard to work with - very stiff when dry but gets wrinkled when wet.

Your game calls to mind my soon-to-be-never-pubished chapbook "Citroque: A Collection Of Pendular Poetry"

you could have cut the tension with a knife if someone had thought to bring a knife hard to believe not one person planned ahead so there it was, a room full of uncut tension

"Drive-In 1978 Prototype" 8x8-in. (2024) paper and woven giclée on canvas

"Drive-In 1978 Quadriptych" 16x16-in. each (2024) paper and woven giclée on canvas

I haven't been watching Ken Burns' documentary "The American Revolution" on PBS. But I'm going to stream it later so, please, nobody tell me how it ends.

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"The birth of the Reader must be at the cost of the death of the Author.” [Roland Barthes from "Readings in the Theory of Religion" 1968]

I have to admit, one thing I miss about the pandemic is getting a peek into people's homes and seeing what art they hang on their walls - or at least the art they want us to see.

Early Experiments In A.I. There once was a man of supreme Who invented a Limerick Machine But the bloody thing broke Before even one stroke And the quill pen bisected his spleen [Illustration generated by A.I.]

"Notorious" giclée on card stock on canvas, 2024. (21.5 x 21.5-in.)

19 Oct 2025

"blue" (2024) tissue paper on roofing felt, 15.75x12-in.

"red" (2024) tissue paper on roofing felt, 15.75x12-in.

"fridge piece #9" mixed media collage on magnetic vinyl, 6x9-in. (2022)

remnants (Dec 2024)

Sci-ku Sunday: My first clue the house was occupied by androids: There was no bathroom.

Aug. 26, 2025

"blue|blue|divers" 14x11 in. collage (2022) front & back

"bottle" mixed media collage 18.625x11.625-in. (2022)

"Eine Kleine Dinnermuzak" collage 18x24-in. (2022) front & back

"Blue Dance" collage 18x24-in. (2022) front & back

"C.B.&Q.H." collage 11x8.5-in. (2022) front & back

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"twenty-seven" collage (2022) 11x14 in.

"Das Pferd frisst keinen Gurkensalat" collage of tar paper and spray paint (2020) 18x12-in.

"column" 30 July 2025

"Horizontal Stack" (#2) 16x20 in. collage on roofing felt (2022). Front & back

"Horizontal Stack" (#1) 20x16 in. collage on roofing felt (2022). Front & back

Digital collage: photos of my back yard with AI-assisted backdrops.

"Readymade" poetry. [from "Ross' Lessons in Touch Typewriting" (c) 1914 H. M. Rowe Co.]

"Readymade" poem

"madonna and child" 14 x 11-in. mixed media collage (2022) front & back

(When A Headline Inspires A Happy Little Poem...) Edwin J. Feulner has passed away and descended to his eternity. I hope he enjoys his permanent stay where the thermostat's set to infinity.

Some may dream they're making love Some may dream they're back in school Some may dream they're being chased or naked or mired in quicksand Some may dream they're reuniting with loved ones who have passed Some may dream they're flying... Last night I dreamt I was clipping my toenails

"poème asémantique oh là là!" 33.5 x 15.5 in. mixed media collage (2022)