“Wow I can’t believe I spent so much time for my makeup to look like shit” *puts on mascara* “this is the best my makeup has ever looked in my life”

There are two wolves inside of me and one wants to stay up until 2am and the other wants to be tucked in promptly at 8:30p

Seeing a bunch of old white people protesting ICE in my city made me cry today. First bit of hope I’ve felt in a bit.

One of my friends told me once I’m like the little sister he never had. One day we were talking about how short my bangs were and he said “idk dude they’re pretty fuckin short”. So now to give him the true little sister experience, every time I trim my bangs I make sure they’re even shorter 😂

The fun thing about my job is I can go from being so so smart to being so so dumb in the blink of an eye.

This week has broken something in me and I truly just do not give a fuck anymore. 🤷🏻‍♀️

when I’m being annoying about music that’s the real me

Whenever I get a new tattoo (while the saniderm is still on) Oatie must sniff and investigate and I’m not sure what that’s about but it’s sweet.

My first job in the automotive industry ruined my mental health and made me wanna die. My second job in the automotive industry gave me a bunch of brothers that would destroy any man who talked to me the way the men at my first automotive job did.

Girlhood is cool, but brotherhood is what I was made for. I have never been more at home than around my boys.

I didn’t take any pictures of trucks this weekend so I just need you guys to believe me when I say there were a lot of neat ones at this show.

The AC in this venue is C U N T Y

Nothing reminds you that you live in one of the largest cities in the US like an 8 lane interstate

New concert boots, talk to me nice

Finding out Not My Weekend is in Detroit the night I leave is absolutely devastating

Already seeing so many horrific posts about Mamdani being Muslim. About how New York “forgot” about 9/11 by electing him. Not all Muslims are terrorists. Not all brown people are terrorists. I’m so sad.

@notmyweekend.bsky.social is the best. So fun, so kind, just the best.

hi friends! if you wouldn’t mind sharing this, we would be eternally grateful. things have been pretty rough lately and will likely continue to be rough for at least the next few months

Me telling my dog how spoiled I am because I married a hot dude with a good job and a nice house, while he lays in one of his three beds surrounded by toys he didn’t purchase eating his nightly treat, as the only child of two DINKs.

Sometimes if I wanna feel less guilty about eating a spoonful of peanut butter, when I take the jar out of the pantry I look at Oatie and go “should we?” As if he’d ever said no to a spoonful of peanut butter.

Yall, does anyone use Heavy’s headphones? The demon in me that’s constantly on the search for the greatest headphones of all time wants to know if they’re worth the investment.

My husband does this thing that I love where when he has to go to the bathroom or is leaving me alone to do a task or something, he puts in a video he knows I’ll like that he’s not interested in lol I feel like an iPad kid and tbh I kinda like it 😂

How your email finds me

My anxiety when I have Diet Coke immediately after coffee and no water

My life has been changed forever

Me in my 8am meeting tomorrow after crankin my fuckin hog and thinking about lawn care all night 🦅

It should not be this fucking hard to get cancer screenings. If my doctor says I need it I don’t need the imaging place being like “well policy says we don’t do that” WELL POLICY CAN GET FUCKED.

One of my friends asked if my husband picked my ring out and my response was “you think I’m gonna let a MAN pick something I wear every day!?” And honestly let women pick their own rings more

I’m starting to think it could be cheaper to order from salad and go every night than actually buy stuff to make salads at home…I’m not gonna do the math on it tho

Chat I have access to shears and no self control so the bangs are back

Did I tell you guys about my new bat?

I have enough emotional intelligence to be like “oh I feel crummy bc I’m tired and hungry”, but not enough to stop and take a break.

Finally pulled the trigger to crank my fuckin hog next month

I didn’t put this tag in here and it was not there yesterday….also this isn’t a poblano plant….I made the tag but it’s an old one I thought was in my garden bin. Weird shit going on back here today.

Today I described a girl as “what I would look like if I stayed stock” and that’s when I realized I spend too much time in the car world.

I’ve learned the best thing I can do for both myself and my team is take one day off per quarter and go get stabbed for a few hours. I have a tattoo appointment tomorrow. They always come up right around the time I’m gonna snap lol

ON THAT NOTE. Take a second to be grateful for yourself. All the shit that’s happened and all the shit that you’ve been through, YOU carried yourself through it. Sure, you had support, but you did that shit. You really are that bitch.

I’m going to sad post, then I’m going to tell yall some shit. I cried at the end of my workout and my sweet little Oatie boy just came and sat with me. Whenever I cry he doesn’t wanna bother, he just wants to be near just in case I need hims.

Everyone needs to watch David Chang’s Ugly Delicious on Netflix. It’s such a beautiful display of cultures foods and how techniques have been shared across the world. “Maybe the best way for people to understand a group of people they might be scared about is the fact that their food is delicious”

To the tune of All Your Ex’s by Julia Michaels “I wanna live in a work where all my headphones aren’t dead” Brought to you by Monday morning brain.

Life has been brutal lately but Taylor Swift doing things gives me something magical to think about and I love her for that

People be like “I’ve done this a hundred times there’s no way I didn’t wrong this time.” Hun I’ve lived in this house four years, I still cut the corner short and rack my hip on the counter once a month. Stay humble.

Scored this little bitch this week 😍

How much Diet Coke is tooo much Diet Coke in one day?

Life really be kicking my fuckin ass lately my dudes

Sweating makes the feelings go away and that’s basically the only reason I work out

So tell me I'm the worst and you hate me now Drag me through the dirt make it hurt like hell Don't leave me with a lie I can tell myself

Call me when you have the time | I just need to leave this part of me behind