Can we have a press conference where we make Taco attempt to pronounce all the medications RFK put him on for his cankles and dementia?

A long time ago some rich French fuck decided to plant grass over his whole property and now I have to listen to fucking lawnmowers every goddamn day. (Look it up)

My faun Ariadne. Sword dancer bard/mystic. Wandering minstrel fortune teller. She's done unspeakable things with mage hand! Through Mod anything is possible. Hail Crashna!

"Be the bigger person." Wrong. CURSE OF RA!! 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

Kash Patel has always seemed familiar to me. Now I know why. Remember the episode of Doctor Who where The Master is hiding with Nazis in France, using the chameleon circuit to hide as a white guy? Yup. It's like these fascist assholes either forgot or don't notice he's brown.

So sayeth Saint Luigi of the Uninsured.

The latest from Foghorn Leghorn. Fuckin' Kennedy's y'all.

Don't let him distract you from the fact that he died.

Space force, the thing nobody wanted or needed. Can we load this whole administration into an elon rocket and watch it go all Challenger?

Shit, he's still alive.

The 2pm trumpening is 37 minutes late. Did they have to wake the stunt double up from his nap or something?

The original Trump drowned while trying to take a drink out of a Mar A Lago toilet in 2017. The second Trump died of covid. Rudy Giuliani wasn't in a car crash today. He's being surgically transformed into Trump number four. Just in case

My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires. When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.

It'd be hilarious if Taco and Rudy both croaked on the same day. Death could wear them like a pair of crocs as she kicks their asses into the pit.

Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot

The comments have me wheezing.

@gnome-and-tonic.bsky.social What's the proper offering to summon a Luigi?

Is he dead yet?

I got to watch GWAR feed Jerry Springer to the worm!

The detail on the cloth is insane.

For the Epsteinth time, release the files and cut the dicks off all the rapists.

laura is short for lorazepam

Anyone else already sick of hearing "aura farming" every 5 goddamn minutes?

*to the tune of thats amore* when you go see a shrink and youre not who he thinks pagliacci

*cracks open the grimoire of Agnes Moorehead while cackling at a cauldron*

Meep meep motherfucker.

It's a Daler Mehndi kinda day.

Never let the bard and the rogue hang out together alone. You always need a paladin or a cleric to keep an eye on the shenanigans.

So far I've traumatized 2 of my 4 nephews with the pictures of my taint stitches. I won't be content until someone throws up.