I've got 99 problems and all of them are fucking luftballoons.

Khoma's Law: Any spell can be countered with enough advanced fuckery. #WitchSky #ChaosSky

Emily and Poppy together is perfection!

Did anyone else get a message asking for bank card information to lift an account suspension? Seems suspicious to me.

Week 2 of no gaming. I hooked up my old 360 to play New Vegas, after 20 minutes of fucking with the short in the controller cord I finally got that working. Put in the game and the system won't read the disc. Fuck my life.

Happy "Fuck Dick Cheney" day!

*'90's internet login noises*

Important information for when the dæmon you accidentally summoned won't quit eating all your snacks and masturbating on the couch. #Witchsky #Chaosky

But what will Elon do without his supply for the week?

Coming soon, a militia of rooster bards.

I guess I'm fine, At least I'm not in Palestine. Trump is a pedo He's worse in this re-do. For the Epsteinth time Make him pay for his crime. Got da beetus and a dead PlayStation, Motherfucker I need a vacation!

I think my ps5 just died. Turned off mid-game, won't turn back on after a cleaning and being unplugged for over an hour. Fuck my life.

Ribbit ribbit bitches!

Help! *removes shirt* Save me from the buff black man smothered in honey! *unzips pants*

In these troubled times, remember the wise words of Popper the kobold.

@thedeviantwitch.com I'm getting the zoomies just looking at these.

A quart of ice cream, 2 packs of cigarettes and 2 Slim Jim's should not cost $33! Capitalism is bullshit.

Can we have a press conference where we make Taco attempt to pronounce all the medications RFK put him on for his cankles and dementia?

A long time ago some rich French fuck decided to plant grass over his whole property and now I have to listen to fucking lawnmowers every goddamn day. (Look it up)

My faun Ariadne. Sword dancer bard/mystic. Wandering minstrel fortune teller. She's done unspeakable things with mage hand! Through Mod anything is possible. Hail Crashna!

"Be the bigger person." Wrong. CURSE OF RA!! 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

Kash Patel has always seemed familiar to me. Now I know why. Remember the episode of Doctor Who where The Master is hiding with Nazis in France, using the chameleon circuit to hide as a white guy? Yup. It's like these fascist assholes either forgot or don't notice he's brown.

So sayeth Saint Luigi of the Uninsured.

The latest from Foghorn Leghorn. Fuckin' Kennedy's y'all.

Space force, the thing nobody wanted or needed. Can we load this whole administration into an elon rocket and watch it go all Challenger?

Shit, he's still alive.

The 2pm trumpening is 37 minutes late. Did they have to wake the stunt double up from his nap or something?