1/ Here’s a tension I want us to stop pretending is subtle. Part of you wants devotion you can taste. Slow hands. A body you can worship. Beauty with weight to it. The chosen one right in front of you, warm and real, asking to be adored without apology. #WitchLife #AstroWitch #AquariusMoon #Venus

It's so funny how many dumb bitches come out of the woodwork to roll their eyes at you and try to 'school' you and belittle you when all they're mad at is because they suck and not even good.. They are lousy ass #Witches who can't keep it interested or up. So go choke on a piece of Chode. #WitchLife

I just released a new post on Patreon that is FREE to all members, a little bit about Frank! So go check it out and enjoy <3 #WitchLife #MagicalBazaar #Frankincense www.patreon.com/posts/blackt...

1/ Well. Life decided to stack car trouble and medical expenses on top of each other, so I’m being plain about it. I need to raise funds quickly, and I’m opening a limited number of spots to work with me. #MagicalBazaar #WitchLife

1/ The most powerful spell you can cast right now isn't an attraction working, it's a removal one. You can't build on a compromised foundation and wonder why nothing holds. This isn't a season for manifesting more. #WitchLife #GayWitch

You shouldn't be navigating Friday and Saturday blind. Transits + divination pulse are live in this week's Daily Blackthorn Almanac. Daily support like this is $5/mo on Patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/record... #MagicalBazaar #WitchLife

Snip, Snip Bitch Release is not an emotional act tonight, it’s a strategic one. You are not letting go because you are tired, you are letting go because you’ve seen enough to know it cannot be sustained. Release these fucks who don't care about you but only what your energy does for them. #WitchLife

What hasn’t held under pressure was never built to last. Some of you mistook hunger for devotion & called it love, dripping want over foundations already rotting through. Desire has a cruel nose for weakness, it always finds the ones performing power while trembling at the first real touch. #Witch

1/ Every great story has a moment that isn't triumph or defeat, it's reckoning. The Third Quarter Moon is that moment. The turn inward. The question asked in the dark: what am I still carrying that the climb no longer requires? This one lands where the Mountain meets the Underworld. #AstroWitch

1/ Some of you come for me like I won’t smell the rot before you even open your mouth. Baby, your energy tells on you long before your words do. I can feel the envy. I can taste the fear. I can see the wound you keep calling “power” because you’d rather perform control #WitchLife #GayWitch

Hey love, make sure your circle is proud of each other, not just jealous of you and your progress.

1/ Nobody warned me that shadow work would eventually produce a version of me that is significantly less willing to be messed with. I thought I was doing the healing thing, the growth thing, and I did, but what grew back had razorblades for teeth. #WitchLife

Nobody has a problem with the #Witch who burns candles and makes it cute. The second you #hexx, reclaim your power, or refuse to apologize for the deeper more human parts of the Craft, suddenly you're 'problematic.' #WitchLife 1/2

Lord of the Crossroads, the Stranger at the gate The one they tried to bury but you will not wait You walk the margins, you know the other side My Sweet Devil, come forth! be my lantern in the night. #WitchLife

Torchbearer. Crossroads. Queen. Come through. Triple-faced. Terrible. Ancient. Mine. Hekate, come! I said come! Ancestors, ancestors hear me. Blood remembers blood. #WitchLife #Hekate 1/2 #GayWitch

I’m opening #Tarot Savant. Join now and get immediate access to the written course, then in June we move into the live mentorship phase with audio lessons, Q&A, and direct guidance from me. Ready to sharpen your tarot skills? DM me for details. www.gloamandpestle.com/the-tarot-sa... #MagicalBazaar

From pineapples to this. Growth? Questionable. Commitment? Undeniable. Your #witchcraft is terrible, but baby, so is mine on a Tuesday after a long night, and we are obsessed. #WitchLife #GayWitch #LoveWitch

It's what's inside that makes you beautiful. So let's just say what lives in me is... exquisite. Dark. Hungry. And absolutely unbothered. The Hag agrees. #WitchLife #TheHag #GayWitch #MaleWitch meow bitch.

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1/ What happens when the Warrior God stops fighting the current & lets the river carry him somewhere new? #Mars in #Pisces is already a strange beast, the god of iron & conquest, dissolved into the boundless ocean, learning that sometimes the most powerful move is surrender. #WitchLife #AstroWitch

1/Take my hand, will you? Let us dance. A path full of sticks. Charred at the root. Sweetened for no one. Don't follow me here, this isn't the bakery window, baby. No frosting. No sprinkles. No confection piped pretty for the crowd. #GayWitch #WitchLife

I'm not playing. Let's go. It's almost adorable, watching them cosplay the #Witch while the real thing breathes down their neck. Bake sales. Frosting. Those sugary little confessions. Sucking down that icing like it's power, like sweetness is the same thing as force. Honey. It is not. #WitchLife 1/2

Guess what Bitches? Medea said HEXXDEMKIDS! hahahahahah and you clutching your fake ass pearls over yonder.. AHAHAHAHA as I cackle. Because it is funny. And you cannot take a joke. Pish posh. Butt-stuffs. Okay bye.... #WitchLife

Don't let them win. Wake up and talk to the spirits, dance with the faeries, become the creature you were meant to become! #WitchLife

Nothing gets me more than watching someone with a trust fund and a Whole Foods budget lecture a broke witch about their ethics. Some of y'all have never had to choose between groceries and your electric bill and it absolutely shows in how you talk to people. We're out here trying to #WitchLife 1/3

My altar has been a disaster for three weeks. Candle wax everywhere, crystals I haven't touched since Mercury retrograde, a glass of tequila I genuinely forgot about. #WitchLife 1/3 #WitchTips #Messy #Altar #AstroWitch

Alright #WitchFam do me a solid and join me on Patreon! It's only $5/mo and you get access to all the things. My goal is to serve 444 #Witches in a years time. #WitchLife #MagicalBazaar www.patreon.com/c/MichaelBla...

Limited spots available! I'm offering a 4-session mentorship pack for $150. That's 4-45-60 minute 1:1 sessions with me covering Tarot, Witchcraft, Astrology, or Astro Witchcraft (or a custom blend!). DM me now to claim your spot and let's map out your journey. #MagicalBazaar #WitchLife #WitchFriends

#WitchFriends, Thursday belongs to Jupiter, & the next rite is now being opened: The Crown & Scepter Petition. This is a devotional Thursday working commissioned for blessing, prosperity, favor, protection, wisdom, justice, opportunity, and benevolent expansion. #MagicalBazaar DM with any questions

I've been thinking about what we actually give up to do this work. Not in a martyr way, but like... real shit. Relationships that can't hold your evolution. Sleep because the spirits said 'we need to talk NOW.' Your old identity because it doesn't fit anymore. #WitchLife #WitchMadness 1/2

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Hola #WitchFriends. I'm about to go LIVE for FREE on my Patreon to record the Transits + Divination for Wednesday and Thursday (Monday and Tuesday is already uploaded) so if you want to be able to access for free while I stream, join me! Otherwise become a member at $5 #MagicalBazaar #WitchMadness

You ever notice how some people treat you like their personal spiritual 911, but the second you start going through it, it’s suddenly “damn, that’s crazy” and a puff of smoke? #WitchLife 1/3 #WitchMadness #GayWitch

#WitchLife | I was pulling weeds around my White Sage and Garden Sage and I'm pretty sure I just gave myself an Exorcism ;) #WitchProblems #WitchMadness

Oh Y'all.... I'm tired of the 'love and light' #witch aesthetic that pretends we're not also the energetic and unpredictable storm. Like yeah, I cast some love and light by candlelight, but I also raise hell when something's not right and dance through chaos like it's foreplay. #WitchMadness 1/2

The Maiden will humble your ass when you realize she isn’t here fussing over labels & linen closets. She’s standing at the harvest with a light burning in her chest, asking what in you is ripe, what is still raw, & what has simply been styled to look more complete than it is. And overhead, we have a

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Y'all it's been a doozy! A while back I sure did mess up during my Mercury retrograde ritual so bad I literally had to start over from scratch. Forgot an ingredient, burned the candle too fast, whole thing was a mess. #WitchLife #WitchMadness 1/2 #GayWitch #GlamRockWitch #Cicada

This was such an intense and beautiful experience, thank you so much to all who allowed me to perform this for you <3 Everyone has been contacted with details and those who ordered the spell bag, the items are charging now! #MagicalBazaar #WitchLife

Real talk: anyone who needs you to stay the same so they feel comfortable isn't actually rooting for you. I used to think loyalty meant never changing, never challenging the dynamic. But growth is loud & uncomfortable & it will piss off people who benefit from your #WitchMadness #WitchLife 1/2

There's this weird thing where if your #witchcraft requires structure, timing, & commitment, other Witches will try to make YOU feel like you're doing too much. I'm prepping a Venusian devotional rite & waiting for the proper planetary hour because that's how I work #WitchLife 1/2 #WitchMadness

#MagicalBazaar I still have a few spots available for Tonights Witchery! If you'd like me to add you to the work please fill out the Form that comes with your purchase! #WitchLife #WitchMadness

Today has been weird and I'm not sure how to process it. A series of interesting events put us in a specific place at a specific time in which we witnessed someone die. I saw his spirit leave his body. It wasn't gruesome or anything but wow. Like. Why? wtf. #WitchLife #Death

Oh, they forgot. They actually forgot. I almost smiled & let them. You think you unraveled me, baby, you just loosened what was already coming undone on purpose. The devil & I? We don't need introductions. He saw what you tried to bury & said, no, not this one. #WitchLife 1/2

#MagicalBazaar You are Invited! Friday belongs to Venus. The Rose & Flame Petition is open: a devotional rite for love, attraction, confidence, beauty, sweetness, glamour, favor, and magnetic presence. $55.44. Add-ons available. Limited Friday space. #WitchLife #Venusian #AstroWitch #WitchMadness

Alright #Witches... My lifeblood, My monsters.. I mean my Nieces have Birthdays coming up in a few weeks. One of them is turning 16, my BABY!! so.. I need to make some birthday money. Book a discounted reading with me. normally 185/hr but these sessions? Donation only. #MagicalBazaar DM to book

Tarot | Psychic Development | Witchcraft | Cursework | Formulation | Your Choice I have 3, 5, and 10 session Bundles ready and starting off with a 20% discount up to 30% DM if you are serious about taking your skills to the next level or your understanding to a deeper place. #MagicalBazaar

#WitchMadness2026 #WitchMadness #WitchMadness26 --- Day 24 [skipped a few days --- took a 'lil trip] What does collective magic look like in action? Unhoused people being fed & clothed. Mutual aid requests being shared until they're fully funded. Humans helping other humans.

Modern Witches want the glamour of craft without the weight of it. They want aesthetic, mystery, to say they are called to the in-between, but the minute the hedge actually parts & something old looks back at them, they want to treat it like a mood board instead of a threshold. #WitchMadness

Throwback to some old animated art from almost 10 years ago 🖤 before the internet turned into a toxic wasteland of jealousy wrapped in pitchforks