Kinda Doin' the Needful
@dointheneedful.bsky.social
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I am Emperor Comatose, kneel before me.
My dood was extra clingy after I dared leave him to run errands this afternoon. He usually just demands to sit behind me to receive scritches, but he pushed me to the corner of the chair so he could hunker down for some nap snuggles.
about 9 hours ago
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Is RFK Jr. just the universe's unhinged attempt at neutralizing the pronatalist crazies?
1 day ago
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Banana Republic just doesn't feel quite right, trying to decide whether I'm calling it a Spray Tan Republic or a Sundowning Republic.
2 days ago
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Apparently there was black ice in front of my trash can. I found out by falling on my ass. It do be slippy out.
8 days ago
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I tried needle felting for the first time. Behold: Cakedthulhu, The Great Cheeked One. He somehow looks pretty okay for my neglecting to look up a tutorial on how to do the needle felting. Anyone have tips on how to make claws? His feet went from perfection to chaos when I attempted them.
30 days ago
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This owl would like you to know that even though it is cooler and more wise than you can ever hope to be, it will still be you friend. At least I hope it wanted to be my friend.
2 months ago
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This minion variant of a griffon is easily the best Halloween decoration I saw this evening.
2 months ago
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Reactor Magazine
2 months ago
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The glutenless carbs are calling.
3 months ago
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I decided to try smocking for the first time because gathers are boring. Omg this is so fun.
#sewing
4 months ago
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Insnifftigator approves of all the cucumbers coming out of the garden.
6 months ago
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A few more pictures from our safari tour at
www.thewilds.org
last weekend. I really should have remembered to bring my DSLR, camera phone lenses can only work so hard.
7 months ago
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Poppies! 🌱
7 months ago
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Side eye.
7 months ago
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I played bobbin roulette and won. The stakes were low as I was just making sure my cotton lawn doesn't become cotton thread in the wash, but I'll take any sewing win I get.
8 months ago
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My overlord was not pleased with me earlier.
#dogsofbluesky
8 months ago
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I found my first spotted lanternfly nymph of the year in my garden today. The rage with which it was squished would probably be considered disproportionate relative to its size, but was fully warranted.
8 months ago
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I love this unhinged cowboy opossum cross-stitch pattern from
@ansitru.bsky.social
with every fiber of my being. It speaks to my soul.
8 months ago
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My patch of Lily of the Valley smells amazing every time I walk by; they get bonus points for having been my grandmother's favorite flower. 🌱
8 months ago
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Looks like my house came with a cistern...always wondered what was underneath the random square of concrete. Hopefully I can utilize it for the garden, I'm just happy to be rid of the grassy patch of weeds between the garden an my house that was horrible to deal with. Time to weed barrier/ gravel.
9 months ago
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Randall Munroe
9 months ago
The Roads Both Taken
xkcd.com/3076
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The combination of shoveling 6 tons of gravel this afternoon and working on a cross-stitch pattern the last couple days has fucked my back in ways I didn't know was possible. I should really make more of an effort to not be in shrimp-mode while crafting.
9 months ago
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I channeled my feminine rage into illustrating our worthless senators
@fetterman.senate.gov
and McCormick as Pittsburgh's (least) favorite invasive species: the spotted lanternfly. I almost feel bad disparaging those little agriculture-destroying menaces with these feckless bastards.
9 months ago
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After my weeks-long attempt to battle the weeds in my garden, I'm confident dandelions will give cockroaches a run for their money in an apocalypse survival situation.
10 months ago
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McSweeney's
10 months ago
🎶 Working 8 to 6, get replaced by automation Barely gettin’ by, shouldn’t wages match inflation? Piss in a bottle while your boss buys a rocket Vote to make a change, and they turn around and block it 🎶
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Carnitas tacos won't solve all of life's problems, but it's not a bad start.
10 months ago
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I am become static, the zapper of worlds. (Damn you, relative humidity!!!)
11 months ago
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It's slippy to walk around, To walk around there's ice outside, It's slippy! (Yinz be careful aht there.)
11 months ago
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The 2019 Grand Prize winner of The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest has lived rent free in my head and I'm not mad about it.
11 months ago
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"We are all there is. We are all that there will be. We are, as they say, the ones we’re waiting for."
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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I've come to realize that "What We Do in the Shadows" is my "The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon."
11 months ago
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Can we please start calling what Donald Trump is doing what it is?
11 months ago
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It's that time of year again...that time when I'm reminded common sense is a local, not global variable every time I have to drive somewhere.
about 1 year ago
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