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"I just want to thank me for giving you America, boss."
#PutinsPuppet
add a skeleton here at some point
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Emperor PALpatine is
#APerfectNicknameFor
Darth Sidious.
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Dolph and Grace Land
#SingersInSongsAndFilms
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Ariana Grande Budapest Hotel
#SingersInSongsAndFilms
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Ariana Grande's Emotional Expressions
ALT: Ariana Grande's Emotional Expressions
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3 days ago
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#HidingInTheShadows
makes light brighter than dark.
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Aragorn the Torch-Thrower
ALT: Aragorn the Torch-Thrower
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3 days ago
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At a bus stop in my area of Florida. I approve this message!
#FridayFeeling
#FuckDonaldTrump
4 days ago
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#FridayFeeling
#MAGA
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#IDontLikeBeingRudeBut
I'd rather not participate in your staring contest just now...
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5 days ago
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#MakesMeCackle
that MAGA is eating their words because they're cheaper than groceries.
7 days ago
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When your life depends on it.
#WhenToFlipACoin
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8 days ago
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Augh, ROTTEN!!
#HowIEatMyPotatoes
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Jim Carrey's Hilarious Gagging Face
ALT: Jim Carrey's Hilarious Gagging Face
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10 days ago
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Herbie Ham Hock
#BandsUCanFeastOn
11 days ago
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Alamode the Wet Sprocket 🍦
#BandsUCanFeastOn
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Toad The Wet Sprocket - All I Want
ALT: Toad The Wet Sprocket - All I Want
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11 days ago
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Quiet Pizzeria Riot 🤜🍕
#BandsUCanFeastOn
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11 days ago
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Red Hot Stuffed Chili Peppers
#BandsUCanFeastOn
11 days ago
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Metallic... uhh, what??
#MuteAMetalBand
13 days ago
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Megadeaf
#MuteAMetalBand
13 days ago
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Vantablack Velvet ⬛
#AllColoursInASongOrMovie
14 days ago
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#SharpPointyFangs
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16 days ago
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#SharpPointyFangs
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#ImNotNaiveBut
I think this gentleman and the evil Sith lord who executed Order 66 to snuff the Jedi may be the same person...
16 days ago
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#IsImportantToMe
to showcase performances of the past seemingly all but unknown in the present.
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Madonna - Vogue (Live at the MTV Awards 1990) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Madonna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaXtWWR16A
16 days ago
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Thor Benson
17 days ago
Too busy for his son's wedding
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Mount Lushmore 🍺
#ChangeALetterRuinALandmark
18 days ago
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Devil's Shillhopper State Geological Preserve
#ChangeALetterRuinALandmark
18 days ago
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Andy Behrman
18 days ago
Say goodbye to Stephen Colbert and then say goodbye to CBS. A network that loses Colbert loses its cultural relevance. Period. Please repost if you agree!
#StephenColbert
#Colbert
#CBS
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#AMemoFromMyBossSaid
brown hair and brown eyes don't count.
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19 days ago
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#AMemoFromMyBossSaid
"I left the oven on at my beachside in the Hamptons! Use my jet Ol' Bessie and go turn it off pronto!"
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19 days ago
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#AMemoFromMyBossSaid
be on time, come Hell or high water!
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19 days ago
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neilp
21 days ago
#IfIWereARoadie
Paving the way
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#WhatEverybodyWantsIs
slow motion at will.
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20 days ago
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#WhatEverybodyWantsIs
tech support.
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20 days ago
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Unfortunately, the first thing that comes to mind in this timeline is that some MAGA extremist set this up to make their vilified NYC mayor look bad.
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Woman dies after falling in uncovered manhole in Midtown Manhattan
The victim's family is demanding answers as to how this could have happened.
https://abc7ny.com/post/woman-dead-falling-uncovered-manhole-midtown-nyc/19129645/
20 days ago
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1SafeDriver
22 days ago
#WhenIsItTimeForSomethingSweet
? When you're being sarcastic.
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Game Of Thrones Olenna: Bless Your Little Heart
ALT: Game Of Thrones Olenna: Bless Your Little Heart
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1SafeDriver
21 days ago
#EyesAreAlsoFor
knowing the time. Apparently mine were closed an hour ago.
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Samuel L Jackson: Tick Tock, Mutharucka!
ALT: Samuel L Jackson: Tick Tock, Mutharucka!
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#EyesAreAlsoFor
getting you to look the other way.
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21 days ago
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When you're compelled to break the sour power.
#WhenIsItTimeForSomethingSweet
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22 days ago
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#UAPcouldAlsoStandFor
"Unbelievable!" said Anakin to Palpatine.
22 days ago
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#UAPcouldAlsoStandFor
un-authorized by Palpatine.
22 days ago
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#WhenTheresNoBarbecue
there's just boring survival food. 🙄
24 days ago
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Blink 0.182
#LargeOrSmallBandsOrCelebs
24 days ago
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Small Gibson
#LargeOrSmallBandsOrCelebs
24 days ago
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Mini Oreo Speedwagon
#LargeOrSmallBandsOrCelebs
24 days ago
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#WaysToSaveDemocracy
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#FridayFeeling
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StreetHawk Intro
YouTube video by bubbajacks0877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c_-KvMTOOc
24 days ago
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Paying the stuntman in the back for his delayed-action explosion leap.
#WhatIDontAgreeTo
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25 days ago
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How easy it is to fool humans
#WhatMonstersBragAbout
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Hire James Woods to be your candy crumb guide. I hear he could use the work!
#HowNotToLoseYourWay
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#TheNumberOfTimes
you've farted, and think nobody noticed?? Somebody noticed.
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27 days ago
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#TheNumberOfTimes
I've heard THAT story.
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1SafeDriver
28 days ago
#IdWalkAnExtraMileFor
the same reason I'd drive it. Lost. Again.
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