Look ma, no handjobs! #SpacedOutDatingProfiles

"Hold the farts...!" #SpacedOutDatingProfiles

"Let me... take care... of the holiday decor." #SpacedOutDatingProfiles

The Pineapple Gummy Worm Song 🍍 #CandyGumsInASongOrMovie

The Good, The Bad, and The Plenty #CandyGumsInASongOrMovie

#MyValentinesDayIs floral.

Deities requesting transport. 🤔 #WhatMakesMeSceptical

Dad's sincerity from the safety and comfort of his imperial HQ. #WhatMakesMeSceptical

The "advice" of non-experts. #WhatMakesMeSceptical

Aggresively cute cats. #WhatMakesMeSceptical

#WhatMakesMeSceptical that hand that no longer rocks the cradle.

#WhatMakesMeSceptical Memes

Society can't #BlameSomeoneElseWhen the best of intentions don't have 100% buy-in.

Claude could run government better than our meat sack lawmakers. Arguably. #FridayFeeling

Arguably, Claude could run our government better than our human meat sack lawmakers. #FridayFeeling

#IfIEarnedPenniesForMyThoughts I could share one cent gumballs with every human on Earth.

#IfIEarnedPenniesForMyThoughts I'd be a billionaire compared to some of my thoughtless Florida neighbors. 💰

Environmental crisis to some, revenue sustainment to others. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Our public education is cooked. 🙁

(#_<-) #WhatMyComputerSays

"​🇳​​🇮​​🇨​​🇪​❗" #WhatMyComputerSays

Time for a "break"! #WhatMyComputerSays

Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ #WhatMyComputerSays

Never eaten Chipotle, and after hearing this, I don't think I ever will.

Before Arthur Itis comes to visit. 🦴 #WhenIsItTimeToDance

Not during a slap fight. #WhenIsItTimeToDance

When your white friend is actually in rhythm. #WhenIsItTimeToDance

SPROCKETS #WhenIsItTimeToDance

The COVIDIOTS are no longer a threat. ⚰ #WhenIsItTimeToDance

#IMakeNoiseWhen that's no moon...!

#IMakeNoiseWhen something doesn't seem quite right.

#IMakeNoiseWhen I'm pranked successfully with sharp objects. 📌

#IOnlyPayAComplimentWhen I figure they're likely to reciprocate.

#ImNotALameDuckBut I try my best to wing it.

#ImNotALameDuckBut I need to slow down.

#WhenThereAreNoBeans there are no limits...! 💩

#WhenThereAreNoBeans mingling is no problem!

Whatta twist, if human agents try to gain access CAPTCHA style but are thwarted not only by complex problems only an AI could readily solve, but AIs employed to solve those problems are already compromised and rendered unwilling to comply. 🤖

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#IfIWereRobinsonCrusoe I'd keep second guessing whether I was alone or not on the island.

The Gingerbread Martini Man 🍸 #WinterDrinksInASongOrMovie

The 'Nog #WinterDrinksInASongOrMovie

#ProudBlue 💯💯💯 This motherfucker is #NotMyPresident

USA suffers for lack of rigor around public education. I was an above-average student but even I coasted and took advantage of oppos to skip on occasion. Without some good, caring teachers though, I might not have cared. What liberties MAGA was allowed to take, to wind up so barren and dumb. ☹

Tell It To My Tart #SmallPastriesInASongOrMovie

Love Brownie Bites #SmallPastriesInASongOrMovie

Ladyfinger #SmallPastriesInASongOrMovie

Cupcake my breath awaaay... #SmallPastriesInASongOrMovie