Emperor PALpatine is #APerfectNicknameFor Darth Sidious.

Dolph and Grace Land #SingersInSongsAndFilms

Ariana Grande Budapest Hotel #SingersInSongsAndFilms

#HidingInTheShadows makes light brighter than dark.

At a bus stop in my area of Florida. I approve this message! #FridayFeeling #FuckDonaldTrump

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #FridayFeeling #MAGA

#IDontLikeBeingRudeBut I'd rather not participate in your staring contest just now...

#MakesMeCackle that MAGA is eating their words because they're cheaper than groceries.

When your life depends on it. #WhenToFlipACoin

Augh, ROTTEN!! #HowIEatMyPotatoes

Herbie Ham Hock #BandsUCanFeastOn

Alamode the Wet Sprocket 🍦 #BandsUCanFeastOn

Quiet Pizzeria Riot 🤜🍕 #BandsUCanFeastOn

Red Hot Stuffed Chili Peppers #BandsUCanFeastOn

Metallic... uhh, what?? #MuteAMetalBand

Megadeaf #MuteAMetalBand

Vantablack Velvet ⬛ #AllColoursInASongOrMovie

#ImNotNaiveBut I think this gentleman and the evil Sith lord who executed Order 66 to snuff the Jedi may be the same person...

#IsImportantToMe to showcase performances of the past seemingly all but unknown in the present.

Too busy for his son's wedding

Mount Lushmore 🍺 #ChangeALetterRuinALandmark

Devil's Shillhopper State Geological Preserve #ChangeALetterRuinALandmark

Say goodbye to Stephen Colbert and then say goodbye to CBS. A network that loses Colbert loses its cultural relevance. Period. Please repost if you agree! #StephenColbert #Colbert #CBS

#AMemoFromMyBossSaid brown hair and brown eyes don't count.

#AMemoFromMyBossSaid "I left the oven on at my beachside in the Hamptons! Use my jet Ol' Bessie and go turn it off pronto!"

#AMemoFromMyBossSaid be on time, come Hell or high water!

#IfIWereARoadie Paving the way

#WhatEverybodyWantsIs slow motion at will.

#WhatEverybodyWantsIs tech support.

Unfortunately, the first thing that comes to mind in this timeline is that some MAGA extremist set this up to make their vilified NYC mayor look bad.

#WhenIsItTimeForSomethingSweet ? When you're being sarcastic.

#EyesAreAlsoFor knowing the time. Apparently mine were closed an hour ago.

#EyesAreAlsoFor getting you to look the other way.

When you're compelled to break the sour power. #WhenIsItTimeForSomethingSweet

#UAPcouldAlsoStandFor "Unbelievable!" said Anakin to Palpatine.

#UAPcouldAlsoStandFor un-authorized by Palpatine.

#WhenTheresNoBarbecue there's just boring survival food. 🙄

Blink 0.182 #LargeOrSmallBandsOrCelebs

Small Gibson #LargeOrSmallBandsOrCelebs

Mini Oreo Speedwagon #LargeOrSmallBandsOrCelebs

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #WaysToSaveDemocracy

🎧 #FridayFeeling

Paying the stuntman in the back for his delayed-action explosion leap. #WhatIDontAgreeTo

How easy it is to fool humans #WhatMonstersBragAbout

Hire James Woods to be your candy crumb guide. I hear he could use the work! #HowNotToLoseYourWay

#TheNumberOfTimes you've farted, and think nobody noticed?? Somebody noticed.

#TheNumberOfTimes I've heard THAT story.

#IdWalkAnExtraMileFor the same reason I'd drive it. Lost. Again.