Let 2026 be the year you stomp out any mention of kink hate/shame/discourse. Let this be the year you learn to tolerate people getting off to their own things, especially that which offends/upsets you or makes you uncomfortable. It is crucial that you do, less they all become prohibited.

Maybe this will be the year I finally square my debt and get my license, if not a car. Wishing there was a car manufacturer out there that could just... make a bespoke modern version of an older model for you

drawing tutorial

Calling it early (but also sarcastically), "AI Datacenters" is actually short for American Intelligence, and a significant portion of what we assume is the 'AI Bubble' is actually being funneled directly into the military industrial complex. I don't want to be right. It's too feasible.

Have a happy yearmas, friends. Eat, drink, and be merry. We survived this long, what's one more solar orbit between friends?

"I'm not really into vore," he says, shorts uncomfortably stiff as he watches someone three time his size wobble past, the evidence of that ass being primarily 'donated' weight visible in the five sets of dog tags tied around one of their belt loops - how the hell did they manage to get -jeans- on?

Floatzel Commission for @treebuddy.bsky.social

i have a version where im even smaller

...but yeah, local soda floatzel wishes you all a nice Season of Giving and what have you. Been a long year, but I mean... I, we, survived almost the whole year, right?

It's beginning to look a lot like- www.youtube.com/shorts/whQau...

...trying to keep a brave face but looking at my work schedule and being baffled as to why DG thinks it's okay to *extend our hours on Christmas Week* They have me there until 11PM On December 24th

Oh and ANOTHER floatzel sketch as I go through my old art folder kjhdsfkjh Ate too much :3

Now if only I could figure out a way to hack my body so I get 3AM art muse at 3PM

The struggle of finally peaking in a Sephiria run only to look at the clock and grumble about morning shift, augh

Decided I would attempt to play Cross Rays again after a long time, magically discovered that the game doesn't actually function anymore? Anyone else tried and failed to just, return to the main menu screen??

Local soda floatzel once again realizing that so many people around here are both very attractive and very nice (optionally to me) and that's... more than I could have ever asked for, or ever hoped for. You're all wonderful.

Huh? What's that, you're having a bad day? C'mere, friend, it sounds like you're long overdue your daily allotment of floatzel cuddles.

I'm not quite toasted but I'm definitely very cooked through rn, finding out very rapidly that while I might not have phantom touch *yet* there are things and people that make my eyes flutter until I spend the rest of the night speaking in a lower octave hand+butterfly 'is this serotonin??'

Wishing my arms were bigger so I could hug more people at once, and realizing that the real reason I was okay with being a zoroark in SL is because as a larger avatar the isolated vibe I get from that space makes the moments where I Am the Big Sub Now more special

Friendly reminder that Dave Rogers, the eurobeat dude, did a copy of All I Want For Christmas Is You and it's still a bop

NNN is officially over, but don't worry, as the sea levels rise and turn inexplicably white I got a built-in raft so we can, uh... survive the flood? Maybe? Hopefully?

...welp, back to work. Had an idea of doing an event where I call out all my friends because retail and I sell certain things that remind me of very specific people, i.e. @hotcoalman.bsky.social being 'Loaded Potato Soup'

Sprawling out on my back after eating too much, you are all allowed one free floatzel tumby rub for good luck

Happy 'give thanks' day, both to the 'mericans who celebrate it and to others who... celebrate it, and even people that don't. Thanks for, y'know, being here. Being a part of my day to day. Really does mean a lot, even if I don't show it as often as I'd like.

big 'zel sniffing u up asmr

Finally used VR for the purpose of social hangout time and never before have I been so overstimulated and so... augh, my heart. I didn't think actual serotonin existed. Thank you @haavex.bsky.social for helping enable such a wonderful night, it means so much to get a chance to hang out with friens

Hanging up the towel, shaking, matted with sweat, failing non-stop too because hoouuugh it's too much. Just let me sprawl out over here and rest, please- (an entire olympic pool 7/8ths full of nut just slimy enough you can see the bottom, in the shallow end, big undertone of vanilla scent)

Trying to figure out why most of the people that talk about Deltarune theories insist on December Knight when there's significantly more evidence towards the idea that Dess is the Failsafe (and maybe both we AND Kris know this)

Lots of strong feelings these past few days, positive and negative Remember to always be kind when you can friends, it really can change the world for someone

reposting my zoroark brainworms for zoroark day

i'm quoting this interview a lot but it's full of incredible moments the lesson you have to draw from this is: you HAVE to be unapologetic about what you do. "fuck the rest of the world, we love furries and we're gonna show them that they love them too" is an inspiring attitude

A twist on the matching clothing meme: Friend X with booty shorts labeled 'evil container' on the back ...Friend Y with a huge tent, shirt labeled 'evil' on the front

Content: large belly, mild hyper, slightly steamy. He's way beyond a cum dump, but even this is probably an understatement. For yesterbirthday'd @sodafloatzel.bsky.social #furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #cuminflation #cum #inflation #fat #cock #balls #musk #sweat #floatzel #otter #male

POV: your supportive floatzel friend is helping you explore your belly kink~

The more things change, the more things stay the same. Spent most of the day so far edging tears while trapped working my two and a half jobs because you're all far too kind and I feel I haven't done (and can't do) enough to repay you. Thank you, all of you, for putting up with me for so long.

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Dawn of the final day- ah shit I slept in. But yeah, cake emoji tomorrow.

Shark girls with long dongs just... hit different, okay?

Me thinking I might get a Quest 3 and immediately being presented with the New Hotness, specifically an option that doesn't rely on Meta? What am I supposed to do now?

valve gabecube

Worst thing about not being able to do jack in Unity is finding a friend who is and getting them to exchange my money for their goods and services My Rift S is not as broken as I thought. Now that for some reason it actually auto-adjusted the L-stick's deadzone...

One week of non-stop leaking, one week until that tens digit in my age flips to a 3 and I officially become... Old. The more things change, the more things stay the same, and of those things I truly wish the passage of time was not (it keeps slipping by faster and faster)

Got some really delicious spicy arts... think I'll wait to share it myself until my birthmas-

Reminder for everyone

Well, 'non-stop' has begun. ...any advice on how to set up good drainage? Or uh, reputable brands of compression wear? It really is not stopping and I'm not used to this-

I'm going to be Old in two weeks... man. A third of my life expectancy, already gone.

Not me using Fertility Tracker as a goalpost, gotta see what I need to make a 'floatzel' a unit of measurement in there...

Floating into the middle of a lake just as the storm begins to break, exhaling, and deflating my floaty ring. Sinking beneath the surface to watch the rain, ripples expanding from where drops of fresh water punch their way down only to instantly fall short. Sinking further as it begins to pour...

Job hunting in the meantime, so with some downtime, my comms are open. I offer standard comms, but also offer lining / coloring commissions too. If interested just DM me. And if you're just feeling generous, I made a Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/deluxmiraidon Anything helps. 💙 ;w;