Unrelated shower thought / forgotten commish idea: playing NSMB Wii with a pred who swallows you for shmooving a bit too well, but they forgot you're the one holding the gamepad, so you lie in wait until a difficult jump and start placing kaizo 'assist blocks' so they die pfpft

$230 out of pocket because my dental insurance is the kind that reimburses me later via sending a check I'm going to need 3 teeth pulled and another $2400 to book the anesthesiologist, because a $2700 root canal and crown *on top of that* is going to ruin me more than I already am... "Healthcare"

On my way back to the dentist today, wish me luck

Casual desire to cameo in images with friends as a 'breeding casualty,' draped over things with frothy off-white gunk spilling out of me, only my ass and twin tails exposed like, you know I took it well enough that I probably got their number, but there's no way I'm walking straight afterward

Furries when you call them cute

Wishing Abra could have Comatose as a hidden ability, egg moves plus eviolite would go pretty hard

every time i think i get to look forward to something, something else has to happen to shove me further into this freaking hole my crown broke $8700 surgery for 50% of my mouth and a $2700 crown that insurance didn't cover because it "wasn't medically necessary" fucking broke I can't make this up

Need a T-shirt with a graphic that's just a candle burning with only the last 1/4" of wax, symbolic of how you know that if it keeps burning the glass is going to shatter...

THE GOOBER IS IN VRCHAT~ (Iink to clonable avatar in repIies!!)

Floatzel use attract❤️ happy Floatzel day #フローゼルの日

I mean-

Merr floatzel day. Have some of my arts, lord knows I need to actually sit down and upload these somewhere.

Reclining on the seat of a bus stop with an overhang, in the rain, at night, the reflection of the lone streetlight bouncing off a puddle in the road, you know you were ten minutes late for the last pickup time but you're so exhausted this is where you've been sitting for the last hour...

floatzel day tomorrow...... guh

I desire the kind of friends that drop their pants as soon as their home, and I know it not because I can hear the door but because the overwhelming 'aura' of their presence fogs the windows in my bedroom within the first minute or so (and all becomes right with the world again)

It's 80 degrees and I'm being told 'it's too early to put in the window AC how dare you even think about doing so' Sitting here soaked in sweat after a shit day trying to play a f2p game I like and getting curbstomped leaving me so frustrated, I hate sunk cost fallacy so fucking much

something something 'burden of choice' something 'too many cool friends, hot friends, cool hot friends, can only be in one place at a time'

Pokemon Ranger Capture Line Shibari

god i fucking LOVE floatzels.. ❤️ #pokemon #pokemonart #floatzel

Self-sealing / check valve condoms with egg designs on them, so that when you pull out, the condom stays in until the 'egg' is 'laid' Is this anything?

Hot single zoroarks in my area? I sure as hell hope so-

the rules didn't say no hardcore flirting at the pool (com for @stormsparkad.bsky.social, featuring characters from @katauni.bsky.social)

Girls who can engulf your face with their ass

Somewhere out there is a nude beach home to the entirety of the 'hot single shark women near you' because somehow they all talk to each other, or are at least mutually aware, I know it

Dire Machines are feral aeromorphs

Time to pull out our old art again.

Friends stop being hot challenge (impossible)

Regional water/fairy-type Floatzel that's literally just a pooltoy

📦

This just conjured the mental image of MLP Sombra being just as big a simp over a blue fox as the actual Fox, and for that I apologize

Possibly showing off

@sodafloatzel.bsky.social pitched the question on what a soda floatzel would look like lava lamped. I like to think the lamp belly would have lots of fizzy bubbles floating around #sodainflation #inflation

Material science shower thoughts: is it possible to make a phase change material that can also use the peltier effect to assist in thermal transfer? Asking because CPU / PTM7950 / Peltier / PTM / Passive cooler was a thought floating around the last time I wanted to try an SFF build

Local soda floatzel hates being responsible for fixing random plumbing emergencies, it's like I'm cursed to be unable to have a single day that's just... easy

Man, we even got the passing of Chuck Norris before GTA 6? This timeline sucks

Unmodded Kerbal Space Program with DLC allows you to throttle and refuel SRBs, the more you know I guess

make out with your pokemon

Starting to have a feeling that the amount of physical contact you have with other people is inversely proportional to how hot the concept of weight gain and inflation kinks tend to be for a given person

If anyone might be interested in a 5900X paired semi-permanently to an MSI X470 M7 AC with a CPU+VRM water block, with PTM7950 instead of traditional paste or pads; I'm thinking I might just part with it as one package...

Took apart the water cooled build (first attempt) after about a year or so of the loop laying stagnant, gathering dust, and I have some green residue and some brown residue... hoping in both cases it's just algae because I was using distilled water and am pretty sure it's all copper, but-

If I black out and wake up somewhere unfamiliar and a zoroark or somethin' beckons me to follow them, I reach out, and my hand is also a zoroark hand, I don't think civilization will get me back

On today's flash into someone else's microcosm (specifically mine), popping open my new pack of Banana Plugs and making sure my Antique Cassete Deck and Radio sourced from the Fort Drum Commisary (Many Years Ago) still works in its new less-dusty shelf, maybe I'll upload a rare phone pic later

Shoutouts to all my Hyper friends, appreciate you loads and your loads

dump me in the vat of transformative nanites and im coming back up the sluttiest synth known to man

Pick me up, apply a smooch to the forehead, and pass me on

Riddhe Marcenas reincarnated as a Little Unicorn in a crisis situation, wanting to be better, shouting 'Banshee!' and the freakin' Armed Armor doing a 00-like quantum teleport skip all the way to him

TWR A short story about a floatzel, a P-balloon that goes right to the flotation ring, and a 'zel zeppelin' pun involving swimming through the air

Unrelated note but merry macro march I suppose... I think I'll bring my reshiram around.

Hi friends Neighbor's house burned down today (they weren't home, everyone is okay) but like... I could see it out the front doors of work, which is ten minutes away

How can Pokemon be so hot It's CRAZY