Unrelated note but merry macro march I suppose... I think I'll bring my reshiram around.

Hi friends Neighbor's house burned down today (they weren't home, everyone is okay) but like... I could see it out the front doors of work, which is ten minutes away

How can Pokemon be so hot It's CRAZY

Try not to have your pokemon fanfic you began writing lore for back in Gen 4 need to be retooled to accommodate new gimmicks challenge (Legendary difficulty)

The Sphinx was actually meant to be a likeness of Anubis in the loaf position but when they were trying to make the snoot, it fell off, and that's why it doesn't have a nose.

folks who are into freaky shit saved my life like actually

haven't drawn floatzel in a minute

...so. Hypothetically speaking... if you AV one of those blueberry inflation candies, do you end up with a monobutt? I gotta know.

If this post can get 50 likes I'll change my discord pronouns from 'don't worry / it'll fit, trust' to 'hot / shit'

Sigh. What a weekend. Happy heart day, though. If you need some company, I've been told if I bend over and you look at me from behind I'm at least heart-shaped pfpft-

Age verification? Did you know that DeviantART used to have an embedded chat section powered by IRC?

Starting to feel a little bit like a sheep, looking around and realizing that most of the 'nice' affectionate sheep herd protecting dogs have been replaced with german shepards in police vests, ostensibly because 'shepard is in the name, do not resist, this is for your own good'

I want to be picked up I want to be held I want a hand caressing my face, so I can lean into it I want to be told 'everything will be okay, because I am here' I want to hum a few bars of You Say Run so I can hear you laugh ...I want to dream, and so I will, and maybe it can come true someday

Remember to be a weirdo

Been in the mood for themes of nauseous overeating, so I thought I’d repost this art today :3

...I'm tired, boss. Send hugs please.

Wishing I was a zoroark solely because if I was, that would make it so much more likely that my others friends would also be in shapes they'd prefer ...most likely shapes large enough to lift me so that I can enlongate and my spine can straighten out, ough

If it helps, I tend to remove giveaway stuff from my timeline a while after the winner(s) are determined anyways. Sorry I don't really... want to make an alt. Tired of making a million alts everywhere, and just *not doing it* is - surprise - an option.

Sitting with my arms crossed, pouting, trying to figure out why I can't just bypass 'this thing won't run because driver issues' by running it (SD G Gen Cross Rays) in DxWnd

Paid a 300% markup to have a case of 'myself' sent to my house (thank you Amazon) and tbh, I don't think I'm too bad

bro I'm so washed it bleached all the orange out of my floatzel colors, that's the real reason I'm grey

Anyways, Sephiria is very fun, first game in EA that I've been able to play with friends and enjoy every hour

Legitimately beside myself with the occasional lapse in my lack of awareness; sometimes I do remember that yes, I have all these friends, and yes they're all really nice or hot as hell or even both

Bro I can't with VR, people keep doing things to me-

Let 2026 be the year you stomp out any mention of kink hate/shame/discourse. Let this be the year you learn to tolerate people getting off to their own things, especially that which offends/upsets you or makes you uncomfortable. It is crucial that you do, less they all become prohibited.

Maybe this will be the year I finally square my debt and get my license, if not a car. Wishing there was a car manufacturer out there that could just... make a bespoke modern version of an older model for you

drawing tutorial

Calling it early (but also sarcastically), "AI Datacenters" is actually short for American Intelligence, and a significant portion of what we assume is the 'AI Bubble' is actually being funneled directly into the military industrial complex. I don't want to be right. It's too feasible.

Have a happy yearmas, friends. Eat, drink, and be merry. We survived this long, what's one more solar orbit between friends?

"I'm not really into vore," he says, shorts uncomfortably stiff as he watches someone three time his size wobble past, the evidence of that ass being primarily 'donated' weight visible in the five sets of dog tags tied around one of their belt loops - how the hell did they manage to get -jeans- on?

Floatzel Commission for @treebuddy.bsky.social

i have a version where im even smaller

...but yeah, local soda floatzel wishes you all a nice Season of Giving and what have you. Been a long year, but I mean... I, we, survived almost the whole year, right?

It's beginning to look a lot like- www.youtube.com/shorts/whQau...

...trying to keep a brave face but looking at my work schedule and being baffled as to why DG thinks it's okay to *extend our hours on Christmas Week* They have me there until 11PM On December 24th

Oh and ANOTHER floatzel sketch as I go through my old art folder kjhdsfkjh Ate too much :3

Now if only I could figure out a way to hack my body so I get 3AM art muse at 3PM

The struggle of finally peaking in a Sephiria run only to look at the clock and grumble about morning shift, augh

Decided I would attempt to play Cross Rays again after a long time, magically discovered that the game doesn't actually function anymore? Anyone else tried and failed to just, return to the main menu screen??

Local soda floatzel once again realizing that so many people around here are both very attractive and very nice (optionally to me) and that's... more than I could have ever asked for, or ever hoped for. You're all wonderful.

Huh? What's that, you're having a bad day? C'mere, friend, it sounds like you're long overdue your daily allotment of floatzel cuddles.

I'm not quite toasted but I'm definitely very cooked through rn, finding out very rapidly that while I might not have phantom touch *yet* there are things and people that make my eyes flutter until I spend the rest of the night speaking in a lower octave hand+butterfly 'is this serotonin??'

Wishing my arms were bigger so I could hug more people at once, and realizing that the real reason I was okay with being a zoroark in SL is because as a larger avatar the isolated vibe I get from that space makes the moments where I Am the Big Sub Now more special

Friendly reminder that Dave Rogers, the eurobeat dude, did a copy of All I Want For Christmas Is You and it's still a bop

NNN is officially over, but don't worry, as the sea levels rise and turn inexplicably white I got a built-in raft so we can, uh... survive the flood? Maybe? Hopefully?

...welp, back to work. Had an idea of doing an event where I call out all my friends because retail and I sell certain things that remind me of very specific people, i.e. @hotcoalman.bsky.social being 'Loaded Potato Soup'