DAAAAAAAAA 9 HOLE HITTER

There’s simply no way around it: if you don’t like baseball you are complete fucking loser

Yeah google please use AI to summarize 18 unread messages in my family group chat about my adorable nephews getting ready for Halloween. I hate my family and don’t have thirty seconds of my life to spare

Change one letter. Ruin a candy. Sharties

12:37am and these thirteen year olds aren’t gonna teach themselves in the morning. Hope these dudes are still playing in six hours so I can catch the yamamoto walk off single

October mf baseball

When “the kids aren’t alright” by the offspring came out I was 7 or 8 and didn’t understand any of the lyrics but then in the chorus when he goes “nothings free” I was like oof yeah that would really suck

I hate the jays but they are giving us all an unforgettable gift here and I must tip my o’s cap to them

Other bands are on metal-archives with lyrical themes listed as “war, death, personal themes” and ad nauseam managed to swing “chaotic hallucinated introspections”

I dig two graves in the morning, I dig two graves at night. I dig two graves in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

Philip K Dick coded post

We doing AVCX love this morning? Good because I love AVCX puzzles every morning afternoon and evening of my life. Great slate of constructors and consistently surprising and engaging themes.

One of the great things about living in Winnipeg is that it’s a small enough pond that they’ll write about me in the newspaper for being good at crosswords. Put me in nyc or Philly and I’m just some guy.

Inanna are very sadly no more. Best album of the decade so far imo.

1:32 on the NYTXW today lads, one second off my PB

I fucking love watering down drinks. Gatorade? Guess what I have two gatorades now and they’re not as sweet. Any sort of concentrate or drink crystal? I’m king of the world and hydrated more than you can believe

I would 100% drive down for this if Chicago weren’t in the USA. Will be solving at home

What band has the best copycats? I gotta say I tend to love dead congregation worship pretty consistently

Wikipedia app has tabs now. Fuck yeah

Beyond parody

I’m better at crosswords than 8 billion people and change

Tell ya what it doesn’t get better than going to the natural history museum with your wife and looking at the bird dioramas and saying “you are my semipalmated sandpiper” and “you are my white-winged coot”

Set two PBs this week (wed and thu) and had by far my best NYTXW week ever at a cumulative 23:19. Feeling extremely ready for the ACPT

Me: I registered for a PD on numeracy Wife: penis decepticon

Big news. Also what a legendary album title

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

How do you explain that edginess and gratuitous gore in death metal is bad but pissgrave is the best band in the world? Really wrestling with this one

Would’ve finished 17th in the winter wondersolve today if i didn’t have a wrong square in puzzle 3. Very annoying. Feeling good about a top 50 finish at ACPT tho

@evanbirnholz.bsky.social 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 beautiful stuff

RIP to the goat David Lynch. Not enough people know about or appreciate his music - the big dream is honestly one of my favourite albums of this century

🚨 load of hooey alert 🚨

We love an ass-easy Sunday for a PB layup don’t we. Unironically tho, love a themeless Sunday. Beautiful grid.

It’s been about ten years since I made the progression from being mainly a grindcore guy to being a death/black metal guy. In those ten ish years, my top 5 albums are probably, in no particular order:

I just don’t have the juice to be a consistent poster. Got real excited for the first week I was on here but I just don’t have the consistency in me

@adanicklmao.bsky.social amazing job on your no skips November. Top notch puzzles

Normalize engaging strangers in conversation if they’re wearing minor league baseball caps in public.

If you’re a band and you’re putting out an album that’s any good, don’t release it in December please

Revisiting this gem: Voyager by Elodea. Melodic, brutal, progressive sludge from Slovenia, broke up right after this record came out. FFO weeping sores, buried inside, isis

#metalsky what is your non-metal album of the year? I haven’t decided mine yet but will likely be one of Magdalena bay, Shannon and the clams, Tyler the creator, or ionnalee

I am doing a project with my grade 8s where they create a band and have to complete various activities and writing prompts to make it successful. Some of the band names they’ve chosen: Flatline The Sugar Cookies Galloping Griddy The Twisted Leprechauns The Bookworms Floral Mice Broken Dishes

November 25 and I’m wearing my big winter jacket for the first time of the year. Winnipeg is beating the allegations

Introducing: the girls

Seven bands to get to know me and whose first letter spell out the word “dumbass” Dragged into sunlight Ulcerate Machetazo Blighted eye Abyssal Spirit possession Serpent column

Ahna Blood incantation Cannibal corpse Dinosaur jr Elder Flesh parade Gorguts Haggatha Iskra Juliana riolino The kill Lycanthrophy Machetazo Napalm death Orange goblin Propagandhi Question Royksopp Spirit possession Thantifaxath Ultra mega Vile intent Wand Xothogua Yacopsae Zola jesus

Is there a way to refresh the timeline on here without it shooting up to the top? Gotta have my chron chron

Can’t imagine not being obsessed with new music. Every Friday is like Christmas. Anticipation and payoff all year round.

r/greetings TheHighFiver: Any new salutations out there? Don't get me wrong, "Hello" is great but it's feeling a little stale. Sort by: Controversial Math_Is_Magic34: Try, "Plimp"

Parent teacher conferences complete, did not get yelled by a single parent 😤

Basically starting at age 7 The offspring > system of a down > nofx > f-minus > dropdead > yacopsae > assuck > krallice/morbid angel > hundreds of bands that sound like krallice and morbid angel

Fucking tough question to answer without just picking a personal favourite or a band with like three albums. Kind of grim to think about. Outside of metal Mars Volta probably?