Welcome welcome to everyone who followed me because isuggestforcefem got nuked off tumblr despite being a relatively safe blog causing all of us to fear for our online presences once again! great to have you here.

Americans will do anything to protect their children, if and only if "anything" involves committing horrible violence against others - generally minorities. God help you if you wanna make a street near a school more pedestrian friendly.

taking your puppygirl to the vet to put her down is like, a hundred dollars. why? I can leave some bacon in the street outside my house for like, three bucks. little messy but it gets the job done.

Here at laika loveless dot bluesky we specialize in the whiplash of switching between anti-capitalist critique and incestuous comedic erotia so fast it'll straight up snap your neck. Which is the third thing we specialize in, actually.

This was so much fun to put together with you. Y'all should definitely go check out Dee if you haven't already, her work is amazing!!!

Sometimes your friend manages to capture some really awesome shots of you doing work and you just gotta show it off, right? Anyways, a huuuuuge thank you to @puppygirllaika.bsky.social for shooting, editing, and cutting this video of me at work on starting on of the bigger tattoos I've ever done.

Americans will do anything to protect their children, if and only if "anything" involves committing horrible violence against others - generally minorities. God help you if you wanna make a street near a school more pedestrian friendly.

Good Morning, World.

to the person riding a motorcycle on I-5 near Tacoma around noon in the "don't bully me I'll cum" jacket: I love you.

It's time for the wednesday story! Well, time for it was about 10 hours ago, but it's still wednesday, so it still counts >w<

I can only hope that in my old age people will speak of me the way Stan Rogers did of the fishing schooner Bluenose.

If you're not following me on tumblr you're missing out on some really good balsamic vinegar facts. As well as weirdly erotic descriptions of what really good balsamic tastes/feels like. It's not me, blame Modena/Reggio for making it so damn good.

not for nothing but some of y'all would absolutely accuse Johnathan Swift of being a baby eater.

oh, yeah, I think I see your problem. your last general contractor, allistic? yeah, we see that all the time. alright, I'll get a few of my girls down here tomorrow, ones obsessed with locks and security, the other can't stand uneven things, and the third loves water systems. they'll get you sorted.

oh, yeah, I think I see your problem. your last general contractor, allistic? yeah, we see that all the time. alright, I'll get a few of my girls down here tomorrow, ones obsessed with locks and security, the other can't stand uneven things, and the third loves water systems. they'll get you sorted.

*bites you*

*gesturing at two identical girls gagged and bound to wooden poles up on the stage, writhing and crying and making muffled pleas for help as I hand you a large carving knife* now, my dear, one of these two is your girlfriend, and the other, is a cake...

petition to add "great garglein' girlcum!" to the list of old-timey exclamations.

the coils of rope tattooed around your wrists and ankles are all hot and cute until you meet an ink witch and find you've already bound yourself up tight for her as she gives you a shove and your snared limbs tumble over with unsteady ease.

Please go read this, it’s beautifully visceral.

Yeah, for some reason, following the inauguration and a slew of executive orders, I just felt compelled to write something with absolutely no patience for someone being kept from their rightful body.

If I lose out on making sales to Nazi supporters, then I have had a VERY good day. Nazis don't deserve art. Nazis don't deserve books. Nazis don't deserve music. Nazis don't deserve leatherwork aside from what's wrapped around the hands that'll be punching their fascist faces.

Hey, any mech/robot girlies follow me? If so, any of y'all want a story about the dysphoria of existing in a human body? here ya go!

Here at laika loveless dot bluesky we specialize in the whiplash of switching between anti-capitalist critique and incestuous comedic erotia so fast it'll straight up snap your neck. Which is the third thing we specialize in, actually.

"We've disrupted the industry" you didn't disrupt shit, you just found a way to pass the costs off onto your workers while pretending to be something new enough that existing laws don't apply to you.

"Disruption" literally just means "used technology to avoid regulation"

I stand with our men and women in uniform* *USPS workers

The point of the internet is for trannies and furries to meet each other, and for grandparents with undiagnosed autism to teach younger generations about their incredibly niche interests and craftwork skills. Everything else is bloat.

I want to love a bar full of neon lights, but all the neon in this one is tragically fake. where is the art? the craft of the hand firmed glass tubes of high pressure noble gasses? oh well. with a little vodka in me they're still very pretty <3

I'm a little drunk at a small town bar. ama.

who else up scared shitless about the next four years?

I'm sorry, that stepmom is not teaching her daughter proper pussy eating technique. She's just kinda shoving her head in there. girl tell your daughter what to do with her tongue, jesus christ.

It seems I have made my choice. <3

deciding weather or not to let myself fall down the rabbit hole of making like, a dozen fictional scientific papers that present the story of first contact with aliens in a cold and academic tone. We shall see if i am up for it <3

omg hon, I love that big smart brain of yours, but it'd look even better on my floor <3

She's depressed? Have you tried jacking her off and on again?

if you're not having to brace your feet against the wall can you really even claim you're eating pussy?

"everything not saved will be lost" she says, grinning down at the tear-stained face of her robot gf as she hovers a finger over the "eject" button of the poor things active memory.

omg hon, I love that big smart brain of yours, but it'd look even better on my floor <3

A pair of my standard wraps runs ninety dollars before shipping. These, with an extra layer of hide, all the stitchwork, and the new toebeans are available for one-eighty minimum before shipping. If you want to pick up this one-of-a-kind pair, all you need to do is message me.

this is an acceptable outcome.

I had to lookup what the Nissan car names were. I typed "A red Nissan..." and then realized i didn't know any Nissan SUVs.

anyone: alright you're looking for a red Nissan Rogue, it's an SUV/Crossover. my colorblind ass who doesn't know shit about cars: alright, that narrows it down to a third of them.