re-release the teletubbies Sopranos dub, cowards

I whisper this every time I deadlift btw

logging on every day for my shift at the post office

The Predator franchise is special to me because of how perfectly direct the premise is. For the Predator, the most important thing is being the best predator. Now: ten movies exploring what it means to be the best predator in diff contexts. Straightforward, thrilling, focused! A perfect franchise!

y’all remember 1999?

Wow game 7 of the western conference finals and babygurl has been snoozin since halftime

I would love for someone to write an article that has, like, 25-35 rapid fire arguments adjudicating “is this an intrinsic property or relational property?” for a whole load of different fun things

I am so sorry for posting this late (I was off social media) but I beg you to take a moment to appreciate this convocation regalia. Head-to-toe fuscia satin with fuscia details on the robe. Zoom in: the hat isn’t structural, that is a pom-pom.

So very grateful to my amazing friends for taking the time to visit me 😇 and forever appreciative that at the end of their wonderful visits, they leave 🥰

Apropos of the gaming PC I’ve been thinking about for 2+ years and finally pulled the trigger on 😇

Uncle Casey recounting the plot of God of War: Ragnarok while Lola half listens

My egg retrieval has been scheduled (finally) for this Thursday! Hormones are so wild, which I guess follows from a more general principle about having a body. Wish me luck pls :) prayers for ya girl

I love Wikipedia because what do you mean that part of Secretariat’s legacy was winning “Horse of the Year” as a 2-year old 😭 and I quote: “a rare honor for a horse so young”

So far so good

I feel like I am missing some context on the caption, but the biscuits are lookin’ good as hell

I’m taking my bff Casey to Cooperstown to visit the baseball hall of fame museum but I couldn’t secure a dogsitter for Lola 😭 so I won’t be joining for the museum and will instead have a day out on the town w/ Lo. If you have dog friendly recs for me(?) I will have around 6 hours to fill! lol

I’ve been having a lot of fun on here but I really need to lock in on my summer plan now (reading, writing, gym) and that means no more social media. Bye for now! If you need me I’m just a text away unless you don’t have my phone number in which case you don’t need me :)

I love that J.M.E. McTaggart stands for John McTaggart Ellis McTaggart

Yes yes my mistake it must be that my all things considered view and each individual sub argument for it is actually in support of a completely different thing that I didn’t say, don’t endorse, something which would defy both commonsense and the law of non-contradiction, and also just have bad vibes

Even without the subtle nuances of translation that Remis is talking about here, I can’t get reviewer #1 to read my core claims in the most literal and straightforward way without paragraphs of “and when I say X, I don’t mean Y, I don’t mean Z and I certainly don’t mean Q, R, S, or T”

The chair of my dept sent me the photo he took at the end of year reception and WOW did ya girl get mogged by the office door 😭 lmfao respect

I love giving her stuff lol

I think this is often what distinguishes people who are the Real Deal (ultra rare) from people who are just really good at it (rare)!

off-camera at the faculty meeting so I can do my behaviors

A little while ago I started an IFS “internal family systems” workbook - or what sometimes gets called “parts work” in inter-personal therapy. It’s really helpful in localized and time-limited doses. Too much for too long and it lowkey does unravel your sense of unity of personhood, lmao

I did not predict that within my lifetime, a bro saying “brain-only” would mean this

Y’all ever think about how much Wittgenstein would have LOVED the phrase “tag, you’re it!”

Perennial shouts out to healthcare professionals obvi but we need a bangin’ pots-and-pans moment for librarians too fr

When I was an undergrad I got the aux confiscated for putting on too many K-Pop songs in a row (It was my party!! At my house!!!) and the way global markets have trended in the last decade I truly could not be more vindicated

Bragging but I had a perfect sleep distribution last night and the way my end of semester grading and writing is going today it shows

Y’all ever been so wrong about a point of order that you puke or is that just a me thing

Every time I go in for an ultrasound (oocyte freezing and retrieval) I say some variation of “wow this technology is pretty incredible huh!” and the nurse is always like yes yes good now be quiet I am busy looking at your insides

Today was the last official day of the semester and the school of liberal arts end of year party :) it is kinda bittersweet for various reasons but I received this year’s “Tenure Track Outstanding Teacher-Scholar Award” and I am really quite proud of the accomplishment

rip Camus, you would have hated to see the way an improv nerd “yes, and” mentality nerfs your sad boy oeuvre

fighting drought by harvesting energy. you love to see it

Kierkegaard was dripped as hell when he said life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards

Okay - if someone told you that their karaoke song is Creep by Radiohead what does that mean? Serious 👏 answers 👏 only

beautiful

“Fashion Is Art” as tomorrow’s met gala dress code (a) sounds lowkey redundant and (b) I don’t see how it follows from the “Costume Art” theme they chose (seems to even cut against it?). Can one of you fashionistas out there make this make sense to me lol I don’t get it

I might rly not have the analytic chops for this but here goes: ppl don’t like pragmatist theories of truth b/c what if at the end of inquiry it still isn’t possible to assign a truth value (eg “Churchill sneezed exactly fifty-two times in 1949” should be T/F unless inquiry leaves it indeterminate)

Let her cook???

Say what you will about the academy, it is the only place where I can say shit like “well, one man’s modus ponens is another man’s modus tollens” and everybody chuckles at how clever I am and how we all get it

Half the walk is walking, the other half is rollin’ around

Happy Birthday to me! I hope y’all are having a good one :)

okay everyone we’re entering the season of gentle omnipresent spring lighting so you know what that means :) please act accordingly

This joke works because you don’t “people please” to people who already like you. You do it to people you’re unsure of. Which means “people pleasing” was never about making other people happy at all, it’s about avoiding rejection

that dog clearly made those garments and he deserves recognition for it thank you VERY much

Jeopardy is my fave gameshow because “here is the answer, but… what is the question?” is the most goated dialectic of all time. It is not even close really

I recently learned that a medication I’m on improves mood (reduces depression) at the cost of dampening task initiation (harder to start things). Meanwhile my ignorant ass was over here thinking that not starting to grade those quizzes was the thing making me feel good

My recent choice to get Invisalign is NOT me dick riding for the Lindy West memoir