Time for Self Promo Sunday lol

I refuse to elaborate

so how about that new DLSS 5 thing guys #rpgmaker #prommemes #imnotfunny

yes I know I'm old and only played gen wun but I obliterated the Elite 4 with this guy we're ride or die

ngl getting mad dopamine from this one fellas

will I regret having a large four-course Indian meal all for myself at some point in the near future? probably do I regret it right now, after being starving af since like 2 pm? absolutely the fuck not

confession: I still haven't changed the time on my oven and microwave clocks 💀

limited myself to one per franchise lol

I don't even have a dick and I'd rather staple it to a moving car Linux honestly looking kinda sexy atm

sending out the bat signal 🚨

Hinako Shimizu kicking herself for not thinking of this one neat trick #SilentHillf

Here I thought Gary was a cult leader but he’s something even worse: a landlord

flip flopped between working on my RPG Maker side project and playing the Faith Trilogy for the first time today I only just beat Chapter 2 but at this point Father Ward needs to just attach that crucifix of his to a boomerang or something, get some range out of it. He'd be unstoppable

Me: wake up my Expedition 33 OST CD set came in My DVD drive, knowing it’s gonna have to rip 8 whole ass CDs in one go:

It's okay to pick just a few things to do in order to help save the world; it is impossible to champion every single cause all the time. Nearly none of us get enough fiber or vitamin D. Find a supplement method you can tolerate your body will thank you later. DON'T FLUSH BABY WIPES DOWN THE TOILET

After finishing In Stars And Time I would like to formally retract this post

oh boy another catastrophic Texas freeze but at least I have the 10 volume Twilight Princess manga boxset to finally read through while hunkering in (I got it with gift cards from a work incentive program huehue)

The best lore drop in Age of Calamity was that Link not only eats rocks on the regular he will also do it to impress his war buddies The best lore drop in Age of Imprisonment is that he PEER PRESSURED ZELDA TO EAT THE ROCKS WITH HIM

Bold of discord to ask that shot while… you know *motions over to Twitter*

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Finished Age of Imprisonment’s main story and yes it literally ended exactly as I thought it would (Calamo’s “twist” you could see coming a mile away if you paid attention lmao) but also WOO BIG FLASHY BATTLES AND FAN SEVICE AND ENDLESS SIDE CONTENT this is why I play these games lol

Age of Imprisonment revived an idea for an anthology Zelink fic I had where they find various pieces of relationship advice left encrypted on the Purah Pad by Rauru and Sonia because they just knew in their bones they were going to Get Married (tm) and some of it may or may not be a bit spicy?

Zelda yapping for an hour straight about how awesome Link is whenever Rauru or Sonia ask about him #zelink

going back to work after using up last year's non-rollable PTO for several days in a row like

Playing In Stars And Time and all I can think of is Yanfly and how the entire RPG Maker dev scene rests upon their shoulders. The hero we didn’t deserve 🫡

when it's not 1 am I'm going to make a Link diagram (a linkagram, if you will) in order to settle once and for all who the Gold Star Links are versus the non-canon and bootleg Links

ngl nothing in Age of Imprisonment truly surprises me atm (given we know how the story ends and the gameplay's a streamlined version of AoC, which is a GOOD thing!) except for the fact that I'm now staying up late classifying certain characters into "Link" and "pseudo-Link" categories

Got gift cards towards a switch 2 and the new Hyrule Warriors for Christmas and here are my impressions of the ancient sages so far: Arti: only saw her first few scenes so far but she’s gonna get a sick revenge arc I know it Raphica: Joe reprises his role as Claude but he’s a bird now

Merry Christmas I just saw a Christmas song karaoke YouTube video with a Bethlehem manger scene image that featured a clearly very historically accurate Islamic minaret I despise Gen AI so much

Merry Crisis I guess lmao 🎁 (don't worry it's free y'all) qz-productions.itch.io/selections-f...

half life fandom about to get their soul gems corrupted and become witches I guess

I am running a 20% off sale on all of my stud earrings until friday the 19th. All orders of 2 or more items will come with a surprise magnet. All orders ship in a box that's ready to be giftwrapped! www.etsy.com/shop/HeartSp...

>eyepatch >goatee >cool jacket >getting a bit too old for this video game shit >voiced by Matt Mercer at some point >no bitches close enough, welcome back Goro Majima

E33 sweep as expected but the real hype was Ben Starr getting a sequel meme to the overly bright spotlight one from a few years back

Enya, the CEO of Celtic Women

Beat it once by cheesing Shadow Link then took a selfie of me flipping off the ending screen and never touched it again Not a bad game and the music slaps but it’s a one and done for me, my blood pressure can’t take a second go around lmao

Don't y'all hate it when you get on a very specific rabbit hole on YouTube and then the algo shows you NOTHING BUT THAT THING for like a week afterwards (even when you're out of said hole and moving on) and you have to clear your history just to get it to stop sdjfhsdja

Both of my asset packs are available for 50% off on Itch! I also will be getting all proceeds for purchases made today! #gamedev #blackfriday #gamemusic itch.io/s/168877/bla...

My Silent Hill inspired, royalty-free music asset pack is now available for purchase on itch - but if y'all wait for Black Friday it'll be 50% off along with all my other paid content! 👀 #indiedev #gamemusic

Adult Link's design in Ocarina of Time was heavily influenced by the character designer's wife, who told him how to make him more "handsome" Also Mark Hamill completely forgot he once voiced Majima, even though there's documentary footage of him recording lines. on brand for the character tbh

When you go out with a group of people that’s mostly new or you’ve met just a couple of times and you find out that not one, not two, but THREE of them are also big Silent Hill fans

Yakuza: Like a Dragon

okay hear me out, Eternal Darkness fanart but the bit is that you post something terrifying but claim it's just a simple portrait of one of the characters and never ever EVER admit otherwise even when called out directly. gaslight the fandom (all 6 of us) with your IRL sanity effect

discord out of context #zelda

name me a better example of "all of this could have been avoided if we properly communicated from the beginning" in fiction than Golden Sun and Golden Sun: The Lost Age, I'll wait

Reposting this here because I am big mad that someone can fuck with anyone trying to play or stream my game for YouTube by claiming a DECADE OLD PUBLIC DOMAIN RECORDING is theirs 🖕

I miss them too 🥲 my children

I've said it before and I'll say it again I miss Eternal Darkness

Me: (composes three full game soundtracks on a shoestring of a budget, wins a minor award for one of them) Tumblr, after 15 years: hey aren't you the one who made the screaming Links version of Carol of the Bells