Being in your mid-40’s means you can go from like zero prescriptions to all the prescriptions in five seconds

Interesting. Would staying at BSU made any difference?

Nope I forgot that John Schneider loves to overdraft RBs

The Jets will take three players in the 1st round and still be a dumpster fire

Seahawks pick Terrell or trade out

jesus doesn't get this much air time in church

Can you dorks stop booing Goodell while the make a wish kid is on the stage!?

Yes Rams, overdraft a QB. Love it.

Damnit, these skeets got me pulling up the draft. The official app of sports indeed

Love to Cardinals seems… odd.

Maybe the Super Bowl win is still feeding me football hunger. Maybe it’s because I know the Seahawks are trading out of the first round. Maybe it’s… a third thing. Either way, this is the first draft in a long time that I have no interest in watching. I’m barely even aware of who is “good”

Soooooo I guess fuck Fanatics? Their quality sucks, anyway. www.espn.com/espn/story/_...

37% is embarrassingly high www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

My ignorant ass just learning that Mamdani wasn’t born in the US, so could not be elected president. He would have crushed someday.

Got my official invite. 🎉 So excited to be apart of #SFB16 and all the amazing things @scottfish.bsky.social and @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social put together. Drafting in a new city this year (this might just be my new goal every SFB now🤔). See you in Boise!!!

Oh will you look at that. #sfb16 #sfbboise

This guy is probably going to be president someday. He must be protected at all costs.

Fuck Starlink

Do you think any of the Artemis II footage convinced even one flat earther ok… maybe it is round.

Look, the NFL probably deserves to be investigated. But with this DOJ, this is just a shakedown most likely orchestrated by the thug-in-chief

I hope someone sues the dingbat over the stupid college transfer executive order. Good thing we are spending energy on that. Nothing else more important happening anywhere. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go pay $4.30 per gallon for gas.

Ok Boise!!! Looks we have ourselves a #SFB16 Beat Bender challenge on our hands 👀 💥 . Gather your fantasy friends and neighbors, get them signed up below and LET’S GO!!

I see this right after Sleeper sends me a fake notification about a trade offer

Approach? I paid $4.25/gallon in Idaho yesterday

Are we sure Chuck is still not a role model?

The NKD Nacho Cheese Doritos taste the same as the normal ones if you don’t look at them. If you look at them, totally different flavor. This isn’t science, this is witchcraft

Why what happened

Where are all my Idahoans?! Boise Live #SFB16 is new this year, and you won’t want to miss it!! Get registered and let’s make it an amazing day for the community, raising money for our local charities and gettin’ our 🏈 on!

SFB16 live draft in Boise this year is the dopamine hit that I’ve desperately needed for some time now. I’m so pumped right now that I don’t even know what to do with my self right now.

Oh boy, can’t wait for a weekend filled with lame Chuck Norris jokes.

Tailgaters are a blight on the planet. The people who follow you way too close, or the people who barbecue in stadium parking lots.

Finally nuked Paramount Plus. I tried in January, but they offered two months free. Now I’m just going to have to cancel HBO at some point to get out of all of that stink.

I own 10 shares of Nintendo stock. It’d really help me out if you all went out and bought a Switch 2 today. Go see that Mario movie in a few weeks. I don’t know how that will help but it can’t hurt

Can I back out of my sending a ‘27 1st for Davante Adams two games before he was out for the season?

I don’t know how divisions will work with the live drafts, but I’d love Starcraft, Skyrim, Fallout, or Cyberpunk

Between this and the Fuck Ice chant, AEW might just be the wokest wrestling fanbase and I’m for it

No new wars, amirite?

I’m playing the Marathon server slam and everything reminds me of when they gave me ketamine at the ER so that they could pop my dislocated foot back into place.

One of my older kids put Fortnite on my PS5. I played it yesterday and… did not hate the time I spent it. Gross.

My daughter got a drawing book at Barnes & Noble yesterday. She’s been making all sorts of drawing ever since. She brought me this one this morning and said that it is a cop.

It’s like… I want to feel bad for this guy. I want to commend him for actually having a spine and going against the majority of his party… but he’s part of the reason we are where we are at today. This is one of the guys making Christmas cards with his family and everyone is holding a rifle.

- three day weekend - kids also have three day weekend

Post a banger that isn’t in English. youtu.be/6A-flxZH3v8?...

I’d like to mention once again that since going off Zepbound, I have gained close to 40 lbs. A big fuck you to CVS Caremark for making medical decisions for me and not covering a medication a doctor said I should take.

Probably Jake Plummer. Bryan Harsin second place.

Ugh. All these famous people dying from colorectal cancer has me all sorts of motivated to schedule my colonoscopy.

Hey, I won the Super Bowl squares game at my work! It almost recouped my gambling Ls from the Super Bowl!

Hmmm, home opponent for the Seahawks for next season… we getting a SB rematch to open week 1 of the 2026 NFL season