Silver lining Dept: The ATT Cust Serv person I got after my trying to reboot my modem began talking to me about her boyfriend & stuff while we waited for “tests” to be conducted on the equipment. We were laughing, I said something about being old & she said oh yeah, how old r u, 40? That felt good.

“I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch.”

All I can see before me is the tunnel, no light whatsoever.

My modem died & now I have no wi-fi. I might as well be living on the streets with just 5G to kept me going. New modem to be delivered tomorrow… oh, the humanity!?!

What a find! The LOC keeps turning up treasures.

So it’s a kiddie party? Don’t forget the pony rides!

For clarity..

NO THANK YOU!

Name at Birth Martin Rosenblatt

So far he's been friendly but we're watchful - we've been warned.

Trigger ‼️ warning You have to listen to the voice of this walking, talking queef 🖕🏻 But then the guy in the hat talks about some real interesting stuff

Uh ... Tennessee might have a problem.

The long 2010s are finally over

30 years. This video should be on every network.

Hey, @gayerthanthou.bsky.social !!Set your DVR this Saturday Night youtu.be/nCIMQAHGwU4?...

Oh man! I’d give anything to see this!

All y'all going to jail

More Baby Penelope sleeping under another one of my hand knitted afghans.

OMG! This is pure evil.

What in the actual Fuck?

Thanks for the fun watch party, Tommy! #FilmNoirClub

Don’t lie to the police #FilmNoirClub

Warren didn’t like Bill anyway, remember. #FilmNoirClub

1949’s version of an alluring woman is flowers in the hair & a few ruffles. #FilmNoirClub

All these horny men speculating about Wilma and she’s just trying to survive. #FilmNoirClub

She hit him where it hurts & suddenly the cop wants her respect. #FilmNoirClub

Oh, what a little cleavage can do. #tparty

Goodby dowdy, asexual Wilma. She’s out to disprove Bill’s description. #FilmNoirClub

So life wasn’t so rosy even in 1949. #FilmNoirClub

If a movie came out in 1949, Wendell Corey will be in it. #FilmNoirClub

She’s definitely an over-thinker. Just don’t give her a martini. #FilmNoirClub

Ok, a drive & a “date” with a troubled student, not a smart move, Professor. #FilmNoirClub

Her big mistake is to let him get under her skin #FilmNoirClub

Bill’s got other ideas #FilmNoirClub

I can hardly wait!

[February 24th, 1946] Deanna Durbin and Judy Garland, despite their differences, have lived remarkably parallel lives as child stars who both transitioned from musicals to drama, married composers in 1941, divorced in 1943, and recently both had babies while playing waitress roles @thejudyroom.com

The face you make when you realize you crowned a pedophile.

Dear Auntie You will be surprised to hear that I am going to prison tomorrow.

Baby Penelope in one of the afghans I made her, only they have it back to front.

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget? (In this case, it would totally work as a pickup line on me) youtu.be/dPTKl5H5ftg?...

Hermes & Betty… the other “Fred & Ginger” #tcmparty youtu.be/PAVN4p2qz8A?...

SOTU Rebuttal youtu.be/ZUMEq24tqtU?...

Today's mantra: No, I didn't watch No, I really don't care How are you?

T. S. Eliot’s admiration of P. G. Wodehouse was said to be “just this side of idolatry”, Douglas Adams named him a “great genius” who “writes pure word music”. Read Wodehouse's Leave it to Psmith (1923) here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collections/leave-it-to-psmith-1923/

At least the bog flushes.

Kindness abounds and life is very normal.

Name at Birth Alice Faye: Alice Jeanne Leppert

Favorite Stevie Wonder song youtu.be/3qdz-dqc7A4?...

Rest in peace, Lauren Chapin. #TOSSatNight

Now Watching on YouTube Romance 1930 Greta Garbo & frequent co-star Lewis Stone in a conventional love triangle of an opera singer & her 2 lovers-one old & the other young. Stone is so associated w/Andy Hardy & character roles, one forgets that he romanced Garbo in 6 out of 7 movies. #tcmparty