A deep and comprehensive scouting guide to every rookie in the upcoming NFL draft … Just kidding. I broke down what sort of fantasy football leaguemates the White Lotus Season 3 cast might be. Arguably the most important piece I’ve ever wrote: www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

The NFL's leader in yards per carry last season (min. 50 rush attempts)

Cam Ward when the pocket begins to collapse

TreVeyon Henderson in pass pro

Most missed tackles forced on the ground in a single game among all FBS running backs last college football season (PFF): 1. Ashton Jeanty vs. San Diego State (20) 2. Ashton Jeanty vs. Washington State (17) 3. Ashton Jeanty vs. Penn State (16)

Ashton Jeanty ... Yards before contact per carry: vs. Penn State: 0.6 Everyone else: 1.72 Missed tackles forced per carry: vs. Penn State: 53.3% Everyone else: 39.4%

Ashton Jeanty comps

Malik Nabers every week with Jameis at QB

Receiving the worst fantasy football trade offer in your life

Oh boo hoo the Bengals spent a lot of money to keep their sweet ass offense together wahhhh but what about the defense wahhhh do you hear yourself right now???

Last week the Bears ranked dead last in 2025 dollars devoted to the offensive line. Now? They have the 5th most expensive group in the league. Hell yeah.

Steelers could sign Aaron Rodgers. Or they could sign Russell Wilson. Or ...

"Is Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers an improvement over Russell Wilson or Justin Fields? Yes. Does he move them up from a likely third-place finish, best case second, in the AFC North? No. Another one-year bandage for a problem that's spanned half a decade." Steak 'n Shake cashier: Sir please leave.

Some RB fits I like for the Bears in the draft behind their revamped offensive line: Ashton Jeanty Omarion Hampton TreVeyon Henderson Quinshon Judkins Kaleb Johnson Cam Skattebo Dylan Sampson Bhayshul Tuten DJ Giddens Trevor Etienne Devin Neal RJ Harvey Ollie Gordon Damien Martinez

Last year Jets finished 18th in "Supporting Cast Rating" which takes the average of every team's PFF rushing, receiving, run blocking and pass blocking grades (everything except passing) The Steelers finished ... 19th. Obvs adding Metcalf helps, but not exactly the world's most ideal QB environment

But what about his brother? The singer?

Steelers fans: We've been in QB purgatory for half a decade. Stop it with the one-year rentals who you know won't work out long term. PLEASE just make a real investment in the position for once. Steelers:

Chris Godwin staying with the Buccaneers fantasy football reaction! -THE WR2 in fantasy before getting injured last season -Continuity is a helluva drug in fantasy land -Low-end WR2 feels about right for 2025 -Sorry, Patriots fans Great day to be great: www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

Elijah Mitchell? The 2021 league-winner?

Ja'Marr Chase was the only WR with more fantasy PPR points than Chris Godwin in Weeks 1-7 last season. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Chris Godwin back to the Bucs

Watching True Detective S1 with my dachshunds waiting for NFL free agency news to break. Talk about a great day to be great.

Yeah Blue Sky is cool but has your NFL team ever irresponsibly blown $50+ million on mid free agents minutes into free agency?

Legal tampering starts at noon! Free agents can finally talk to teams. Let’s get this ball rolling! Alright! Literally 12:01: Justin Fields has decided to sign a 3-year, $90 million contract with $45.5 million guaranteed with the Jets

Jaylen Warren Austin Ekeler 🤝 Undrafted only to ball the hell out in a limited role while rocking the number 30 before getting a real chance to lead their backfield after a few years and then taking over fantasy football as we know it

All I want in this world is for Jameis Winston to be a starting QB somewhere. Ideally in the NFL in America.

Davante Adams to the Rams fantasy football reaction, from @ihartitz.bsky.social! -Still very good at football -WR3 behind only Ja'Marr Chase + Brian Thomas during the final six weeks of 2024! -Rams offense has 164 vacated targets from Kupp/D-Rob -I don't like the fit, I love it

DK Metcalf to the Steelers fantasy reaction, from @ihartitz.bsky.social! -Fifth-most TDs (48) and 11th-most yards (6,324) among WRs since 2019 -Metcalf and Pickens fight club should at least be entertaining -Boom-or-bust WR3 seems about right -JSN might lead the NFL in targets

Can we trust Jared Goff as an every-week starter? Should you bench Deebo Samuel? Join @ihartitz.bsky.social, Dwain McFarland, and @chrisallenffwx.bsky.social as they get you ready for the Fantasy Football playoffs!! Premiering on YouTube right now!!

I don’t actually HATE kickers. I just think most of them are soccer rejects and the sport would be better if they didn’t exist. That’s all.

Is it time to write off Jayden Reed? Jauan Jennings, WR1!? Is Chuba Hubbard the most valuable asset in fantasy football? Join @ihartitz.bsky.social and Dwain McFarland as they break down all things for the Fantasy Playoffs! LIVE on YouTube!! youtu.be/fz8vUkVepnI

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a first round bye in the fantasy playoffs?

Week 14 fantasy football manifesto! -How high is too high to rank Isaac Guerendo? -This Chiefs defense is riding the struggle bus -Best pass/run funnel matchups of the week -Bryce Young is playing well! -Happy Christian Watson boom week -MUCH MORE ✍️ www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

Is Jameis a top 10 fantasy QB? @ihartitz.bsky.social

Damn, sucks to suck. 😭 @ihartitz.bsky.social

Only Kenneth Walker is breaking tackles at a higher rate on the ground than Bucky Irving. Do you realize how bucked up that is? 194 pounds and these finely tuned athletic machines can’t get him on the ground. Top-5 most fun ball carrier to watch in the world. That’s a fact.

Turkey Bowl on Thursday. Will be fun seeing some old friends and playing a competitive game of football. Could I accidentally start a fight? Sure, but I could also get hit by a bus tomorrow. No way of knowing or preventing either scenario, so why worry about it? We’ll cross that bridge when it comes

I only do fantasy waivers on the treadmill which sounds grand until a drop of sweat decides hey let’s drop Malik Nabers instead of Dameon Pierce. That actually happened. Caught it on the double check, but you could imagine what it’d be like if I didn’t

Thanksgiving is about getting extra drunk and screaming at your relatives and/or strangers about how much better Justin Herbert is than Tua Tagovailoa

Mike Evans is back!! Will Jonathon Brooks' debut hurt Chuba Hubbard's workload? Will we see a split backfield in KC with Isiah Pacheco and Kareem Hunt? @ihartitz.bsky.social and Dwain McFarland get you ready for Week 12! Watch NOW on YouTube! youtu.be/qru74vGlaMg

Yards per carry against 8+ defenders in the box: Ravens (5.1) ... Texans (4.3) Saints (4.3) Cardinals (4.2) 49ers (4.1) More cool shit: www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

32 facts for 32 teams ahead of Week 12! -Kenneth Walker is tough to tackle -KaVontae Turpin is the fastest man alive -Jared Goff's supporting cast is pretty, pretty, pretty good -The Tua impact -Drake Maye can scoot -MUCH MORE Great day to be great: www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

If you aren’t submitting your bets and fantasy lineups for tonight outside in the snow you don’t want to win bad enough

Caleb Williams hasn’t thrown a TD in America since October 6th

WIDOW MAKER WEEK

Ladd McConkey 🫡

Duke Johnson is The U's all-time leading rusher and it's like none of you even care