Of course it’s him. Twat.

God Gabriel is so unlikeable

As the Mbuemo memes get bigger every week, I asked ChatGPT what it would like by the end of the season:

So… causation or correlation…. Savio goes off and we score 4

Utd lose, Liverpool lose, city score 5 and win…. Just need Newcastle to do something against the Arse tomorrow!

Honestly is savio any good? Like if he wasn’t at city what’s his level? Top half, top six, champions league ?

The boys are quite lacklustre today, wake up city

Do we think Foden starts 4 in a row on Saturday? #FPL

lol Phillips man…. Makes a tackle and in doing so sets up a counterattack for their only shot on goal. Dude is cursed

Has anyone EVER drunk a Carabao?

I’m not able to watch the match tonight, but I’m excited by that team. Looking forward to watching the highlights

Would have snapped your hands off for a draw before the game, so I’m happy with the result

My stream has Martin Tyler on commentary and it’s like putting an old but warm and familiar jacket!

Happy with that half. It’s tough against a conte low block, but no bozo moments and some decent stuff… I like the chaos of Doku in the middle tho

Was helping my mum tidy her a bit at her place and I found this little box of nostalgia!

Give this a read if you want a data driven perspective to supplement what we’re seeing so far this season vs last in terms of play/approach. Thx @city-tactics.bsky.social for this, and I will look forward to seeing how things develop as the season progresses. Is it consequence or prescriptive?

That’ll do…. that’ll do.

Also… Doku playing more inside looked great

My old man passed away this week….. feeling like that one was for him 💙

Can Kalvin Philips play right back? 🤔

I’ve recently started watching old 90/00s teen/high school movies with my eldest kids ( father of three girls here) now they’re almost teenagers…. It’s been pretty fun so far, well until tonight, when the wife’s choice was ‘never been kissed’…. Oh. My. God this is a terrible, terrible movie. Truly.

I just rewatched Heat for the first time in like 10/15 years….. Christ I don’t remember it being so long! The film from the bank heist onward is amazing, but the initial 90 minutes….. WTF!? There is Zero need to stretch it out like that. #filmsky #atrm

So what’s happened today? Did Ederson go, did donnaruma come, gundogan leave?

The hope I’m clinging onto, is that - the reason that Brighton and spurs looked miles fitter, more aggressive and structured - is because all other teams have had a full Pers season and we are still in ours. We’ll probably see better/more coherent performances in the future, but will it be too late

Pretty concerning isn’t it

So Marmoush behind Halaand and Doku out on the left?

So… quite a few decisions for tomorrow Bobb / Savinho Cherki / Foden Doku / Marnoush Who do you want vs who do you think pep will go with ?

Men vs boys today…. ‘Kudus’ to spurs. Totally the better team and deserving of the 3 points

Maybe wolves are just really really bad!

Is this as bad as anything we saw last season?

Marmoush shocker today… Doku please

Blood bhell… didn’t see this coming after the first 20 minute….. but what a shit show after RAN went off

Christ, talk about self destruct

Very sloppy in possession at the minute, some mental decision making. The goal is just one of things

Anyone else think rodrygo ends up at Arsenal ?

I’ve seen and heard lots of shouts for Reijnder’s debut on Saturday being the best ever city debut in the PL … ever….. Clearly those people didn’t watch McManaman or Mangala’s debuts!

What a gem Reijnders is…. Feels like his acquisition alone has just upped the levels 10 fold. Reminds me of when we first signed Debruyne and even tho he joined a title winning team, you could tell from his first game that he was levels above others… I got that vibe again on Saturday

76! Not bad and puts me top of all the leagues I’m in - it’ll be a rapid descent, but let history record I was top for at least one week!

Random one… but does anyone else struggle like I do when trying to quickly change between Nico, Rico and Nico

Watching MOTD and I’m in love with this new, refreshed team

No cherki 😭

Rate my #FPL team? I totally forgot the season start this weekend, so I hurriedly through one together and surprisingly, it came in under budget:

I need more realtime transfer updates!!

So no rodri then tonight… who would you have in his place? Nico, Gundo, stones, reminders, double pivot with Bernardo?

If you remember divx and Gordion Knot, we can be friends

Hang it in the louvre

C’mon you Spanish Nancy!

Absolutely amazing

That’s was such a good goal (3rd)