that bruno and sexy song just made me so mad i don’t wanna hear bruno ever sing about no wet juicy pussy man wtf

i hit 50k last night and i’m already at 50.2k 😭😭😭

astrology friends! for inception charts, let’s say you meet somebody online. would you use the day yall met online or when yall meet in person for the chart? or both?

yall ever seen somebody who you found attractive but don’t think is cute? like everything about their energy and their vibe is cute but not their face? LMAO 😭

and to celebrate me hitting 50k i’m giving away one free hour long reading so go enter on this video if you’re interested 👀 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2LDpR91/

oh this is scary

i hit 50k on tiktok im crying lmao

everyday i search the date in my photos app and delete unwanted pics/videos. i’ve deleted more than 2k+ so far this year 😭 i started w like 42k

found a book on the history of astrology yesterday, i’m so pressed to start it which i’ll b doing today lol

If you went to college 1. career goal when you started? 2. your initial major? 3. if you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. what do you do now? 1. corporate badddie 2. marketing 3. double major in pan african studies + entrepreneurship 4. i’m an astrologer 😭

It's the fact that nobody has started a riot yet. Because they waiting on Black people to do it. Baby... keep waiting 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

my tiktok must know i’m in my lesbian era everything on my fyp lately been gay af LMAO

the obama divorce speculations are very interesting considering the fact that they got engaged during a venus retrograde in aries and we are about to have another. the retrograde is from march 1 to april 12, but the shadow begins jan 28 😬

We put up with erectile dysfunction, genetically terrible hairlines, stamina of a fucking overweight cat, unruly pubes, peasy chest hair, patchy ass beards, jail tats, bony chests, hideous toes, skin that’s never been exfoliated but a bitch cuz put a wig or a lash on or use a filter…stop it!

Reminder for everyone: Get a library card. Visit your local library. Check out books (especially banned books). Use the other resources. Attend library events. Utilize an important part of your community that is FREE! Don't let them forget its importance. #booksky 📚💙

I’m going to read so many books over the next four years.

i’m so close to 50k, i’ll be there by the end of the week can yall pls follow me on tiktok ❤️ www.tiktok.com/@moonruledma...

i been making weed content on tiktok and it’s doing well. not another niche chile 😭😭 idk why i didn’t do this sooner though everybody knows i b geeked up 🤣

I'm telling yall. We gotta bring the voodoo back out. Yall gotta turn on them powers

all my friends have YNs and ppl they date that’s younger then them and i never do but then i sat and though ab it, IM the YN 😭😭😭 everybody i date does end up being older than me, man or woman 😂

why did they remove the constitution and bill of rights???

this election shit is insane like what is trump even doing rn????

so i started dating a woman and i been getting treated so nice lmaooo ive always like girls but this is my first time really tryna date one. i might not go back, this is making me hate men even more lmfao

so i wanted to compare the charts of wendy williams and britney spears bc they were both in very public conservatorships and they both have saturn’s influence on the 1st house. wendy is an aquarius rising w saturn in the 2H, britney is a libra rising w saturn in the 1H 😭

do ppl make sloppy joes?? my mama used to make them all the time when i was little but i easily haven’t eaten one in like 15 years LMAO

man i really do be forgetting ab this app. how yall doing over here?????

them blackened tenders from popeyes are so good 😭😭

my tramp stamp. it’s actually pretty small and it just says “heaven sent” but i was finna lose it 😭😭😭

i need more pajamas sets w pants! it’s getting cold and i want sumn on my legs

i’m so excited for 2025 omfg! 2024 was my glo up year and now i’m finna take that energy and go 1000000000x harder

Some lemon pound cake would heal me right now

i threw away all of my bath + body works candles… so drop your fav candle brands that are quality made and not full of carcinogens and shit 😭

i’m definitely starting my sister locs in 2025! done saying i’m done playing 🫡

me >

yall like my new profile picture? i got my lashes done and finally came bottoms and my face looks sooooooo pretty 😭😭😭

finally watching the second satc movie and i’m still pissed that carrie married big like ?????

amazon prime really sucks now why tf if i order sumn today it says it won’t come until sunday. is it bc of all of the black friday and cyber monday orders ????

i get that we have mini computers in our pockets but it really confuses me that most ppl don’t even have laptops anymore. computers used to be a staple in a home and fr it’s still a lot that you can’t or isn’t convenient to do on a phone!

we ain’t hard shit from jaguar wright since she went on national tv talking crazy about jay-z and beyonce LMAO

i just need an endless supply of money like wtf lmao

my goal is to post 200 tiktok videos in december. it’s an average of 7 a day and im already like 17 videos behind LMAO i’m finna get on my zoom!!!

i’ve always wondered what was part 1 vs part 2 of “for the love of you” by the isley brothers lmao

marry nle choppa, fuck dave, central cee wouldn’t even b able to come near me lmaoooo

marry megan, fuck latto, kill it

fuck bad bunny, marry lil nas, and again who tf is this white man???

beyoncé is the only person i even care about here fr lmao

marry michael, fuck jason (duhhhh) and kill henry bc who tf is that??? lmao

marry zendaya, fuck zoe, kill lori