latest edition of football is for the fans has just dropped #lufc

Whole fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach. An abject fucking liar, a man who lies as easily as he fucking breathes, threatening an organisation which strives for truthfulness. And plastic patriots like the Mail and Farage urging him on. Jackels.

The salivating glee some of the serial Farke out people are displaying is equal parts baffling, predictable & sad, congratulations or something. I’m still Farke in btw but haven’t really been under any illusion that would happen since the owners made clear their real intention after promotion #lufc

If it’s not called And Another Thing don’t bother

Pringles for Rodon… genuinely unnerved me when he smiles, looks like a different person #lufc

Have an absolutely irrational dislike of Fabian Hurzeler, I’m sure he’s a pleasant enough chap but he smirks… a lot & not in response to something funny, he does it when he’s talking mid sentence, like he’s farted or he just finds himself hilarious & can’t help himself, never trust a smirker #lufc

@grahamsmyth.bsky.social I think you need to tap the sign for Bluesky…

Ooooo a none match day post for the Bluesky posse #lufc

Halloween (tat) decoration shopping today look at the total on my receipt 🎃💀👻

Ffs #lufc

“Farke Parker derby” don’t subscribe to the must win thing, I’m more should/could, but I won’t be building an effigy of anyone if Burnley manage to bore us into a draw or even sneak a win, they’re far more desperate for a win than we are, stay calm & do our thing #lufc

#lufc 🦚

Top craic in the presser @grahamsmyth.bsky.social can you or @berencross.bsky.social tell us who’s the gruff sounding journo with a penchant for loaded(?) questions. I’m sure he won’t see this & identify himself as it’s difficult to access Bluesky with a notepad & bookies pen #lufc

Did he win a tube of Pringles? #lufc

Latest iPhone has a new camera “slider” button on the side, here’s a selection of photos I’ve accidentally taken by just grabbing my phone, might do an exhibition.

“Gegenpressing… #lufc @joedonnohue.bsky.social latest @fourfourtwo.com

How much football is too much football… #lufc

Amazon seem to have turned on the Mrs Doyle algorithm… 5 days straight asking me if I want some tea. (Reader I have not purchased anything remotely tea related recently).

Who’s the bastard, who’s the bastard in the fluorescent yellow shirt… we held our own again #lufc

It’s proper minging out there, do they sell that big Farke coat (sleeping bag with arms) in the club shop? Tempted… #lufc

To be fair to Ampadu this is exactly how I greet my good friends when I see them at work… Ey up Tyler indeed #lufc

We were great, deserved the win, settle for the draw. Bournemouth… they ain’t all that… nice to see The Chief (gutted I missed Giles) #lufc

#announcement #lufc

Potter gone from West Ham… #lufc

There's a lot of nice liberal folk on here who make nice, liberal points. But: 1. If you believe vaccines cause autism - you are a cunt 2. If you believe people on the autistic spectrum are somehow less human and valuable than you because of their condition - you are a cunt. Thank you.

Are the Bournemouth crowd ok? They all seem heavily sedated apart from the prick with the drum #lufc

Banged the table so hard when that 3rd goal went in apple watch tried to ring emergency services because it thought I'd fallen over... #lufc

I know it’s been said before but fuck this guy, fuck him.

Unauthorised Projections…

System of a Down & Leeds United ticketing queues decided to act in unison & of course they both gave me “my turn” at exactly the same moment… bit intense #lufc

Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?

Side note… do all prem games last 96 minutes now or have I just imagined that’s a reoccurring thing? #lufc

Tough on the shit scum bastard & Scotty Shit Coat there #lufc

For there to be no comment from the government on Musk's call for violence, let alone action against X, is unconscionable. An utter dereliction of its responsibility for national security and an affront to every member of an ethnic minority, who is being put at risk by this rhetoric.

@darrenpjones.bsky.social congratulations on your new job. I don’t know exactly what your remit is but is anyone in government aware of how insane it is that you’re all treating twitter like it’s still an important representation of public opinion & not a disinformation platform for the far right.

Listened to the game, didn’t open social media until I’d watched the highlights… blah, blah, blah… we deserved a point, we were solid, it’ll click upfront 🤞🏻 fuck Lady Luck (she’s a scum fan) & fuck whatever supernatural force made that ball go in the net. Darlow was class #lufc

Blunts have sacked Selles #lufc

@heisholt.bsky.social did you make the match day poster?

Rapidly coming to the conclusion that everyone needs to spend a lot less time on the internet – EXCEPT journalists and cops, who evidently need to spend far more time online.

Fuck sake… #lufc

My sister Ellen was out supporting @calebscauseni.bsky.social protest about the lack of services for adults with special needs yesterday and spoke about her own experiences. Please help support the petition to pass urgently needed legislation! PETITION: chng.it/Gn9DTPfjkg

Monday

It’s a good job that place isn’t controlled by a megalomaniacal, racist dweeb with an agenda to spread right wing disinformation in every country…

Fungible Shadow Scapegoat #lufc

“Sorry mate you’ll have to go round to the ticket office if it won’t work” #lufc

Anyway… fuck Fulham, hope we rinse them or at the very least hold them to a very stern draw #lufc

That’ll do, raining on your premier league prediction parade #lufc

What an amazing ride it’s been 🫡 Patrick Bamford #lufc